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I'M GONNA SPEND ALL SUMMER ON STUDY, THE VIDEO GAME 2: CAPSLOCK CRUSADERS

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#1  Edited By Swervbot

I TYPED THIS SO READ IT NOW HURRY

EDIT: "VARIETY OF OPINIONS AS LONG AS WE LIKE THE OPINIONS AND THEY DON'T USE BAD WORDS" LOL

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(a man, not a woman, protecting their family)

This is a problem now. Male protagonists are now a problem.

Remember kids, a woman in a video game should neither be the protagonist nor a side character or antagonist. She can't be weak, but can't be strong either. Heaven forbid she be attractive, but those be damned who make her ugly. She's never to be the victim, though if she's in any other role she's just a simulated male, and therefore should not be in the video game.

In fact, if you have characters with gender in your game, you shouldn't be allowed to make your game. This is an age of freedom, after all. Why would anybody be allowed to produce anything that doesn't cater to everybody's feelings?

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#3  Edited By Swervbot

Well, this is obviously a sign of the gaming apocalypse. The only logical course of action is for all developers to go back to developing games for the Playstation 2. Otherwise we're all doomed.

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