#1 San Jose Sharks vs. #5 Detroit Red Wing: Wings in 5
#2 Chicago Blackhawks vs. #3 Vancouver Canucks: Canucks in 7

#4 Pittsburgh Penguin vs. #8 Montreal Canadiens: Penguins in 6
#6 Boston Bruins vs. #7 Philadelphia Flyers: Flyers in 5     
 
***He is, of course, an idiot.