Drunk Soliloquy: Nintendo's Wretched Disgraces
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And so the wells and founts sprung forth; bountiful with shovel-ware, and it was cheap.
Lo, Miyomoto warned, "Quality over quantity; heed this warning!" but the naive and desperate Nintendo had already closed it's ears and mind to the sentiment.
Soon, a great sea had erupted from bargain bins nation-wide. Returns not meeting expenses. Nintendo was drowning! Cooking trainers....Pedometers....O what hath this Technology wrought!
A great man once said, "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could. O ye! They did not stop to think if they should."
Ian Malcolm, verse 112: 118
Exeunt Kat
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