TylEa3: Microsoft Conference Notes

By Tylea002 June 1, 2009 1 Comments

Out of context notes!

Beatles - Poor Miming
Bad Presentation
Beatles Megamix!
you ARE the walrus
Yoko ono on stage for 2 seconds
Beatles: Graphics are good, and paul and ringo were great. Apparemtly.
I got personally thanked!
No charts or graphs!
Apparently microsoft...
OH GOD
TONY HAWK JUST CAME OUT
Trailers, yeah
*shock* TH Ride has difficulty settings.
It even makes Pro skaters get into the Flow.
Old COD trailers are victorious.
MWF2! GAMEPLAY! OMFG
Soap is your commander! BUT HES SILENT
Ice Climbing
Shit hit fan
MW2 animation rules
TWO MINUTES INTO GAMEPLAY...A GUN!
Things do not go as planned
Planning map packs THIS FAR BEFORE RELEASE?! FUCK!
JET SKIIIIIIS
Microsoft are thumbs upping sony!
SQENIX has killers on the right
No verses XIII for me
EVERYTHING FROM HERE ON IS EXCLUSIVE
Wars of gear kart racing Episode 1.
OH GOD THE EPIC MIC IS NOT ON
HE GETS A MIC!
Oh, its called shadow coomplex
Dear lord, a platformer
Epic just made castlevania
Epic just made metroid
Cliffy B likes fake cool shirts
KART RACING WITH AVATARS
Oh its free....
FUCK MICROTRANSACTIONS
PLEASE BE CRACKDOWN PLEASE
CRACKDOWN 2 VS MONSTERS!
Left 4 Dead 2. Really soon. Out of nowhere
DUDE ITS Splinter Cell CONVICTIONS
INFILTRATE THE MANSION
GET SARAHS KILLER
SHOCKING: Forza 3
What happened to the old logo?
CAR
DRY ICE
ITS ON
YES! FORZA HAS IN CAR
This trailer isn't selling Forza
Forza Video Editor is pretty cool
BEARD!
ODST Gameplay. It's on.
Halo meets COD
Metroid visor.
Brand new co-op in ODST
OOOO
WHAT IS THIS NEW BUNGIE GAME
Oh...its the rumoured one. I read the book.
Meh, SHOCKINGLY, its
Halo: Reach.
Falls 2010.
I see what they did there.
ODST comes with beta invite for reach
So top secret...
ALAN WAKE?!
YES!
Gameplay...is dissapointing.
ALAN WAKE GAMEPLAY!!
Last.fm
Zune.
Still no netflix in the UK.
Facebook...oh I'm so...WHY?!
EA+Facebook....WHY?!
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TWITTER?!
I was expecting J Allard
MGS 4. wait. No
MGS Rising
Crowed wanted MGS4.
Motion controller.
yaaaay.
Me no care.
you ARE the controller
Motion controller fail.
blue
blue
BE ALLARD
BE ALLARD
no...its spielberg
ENTIRE BEING
GLASSES
Oh...their demoing natal on stage
Nice
The bottom of an avatars shoe?! WHA BAM
oh god....look at her
FLAIL LIKE FUCK RETARD
HELP ME MAKE MY ELEPHENT
MOLYENUX
More dogs?
A boy called milo!
She felt the need to reach down
Emotion
MILOS WORLD
SHE IS IN THE POND!
FINDING SARAHS KILLER

No J ALLARD.

OVERALL IMPRESSIONS
Dude Crackdown 2
This is the only place people can be disappointed with Steven Spielberg.
Disappointment came through when it wasn't MGS4.

Well, I can't be bothered to make a proper blog. Have these notes I made during the conference.

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