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MISSION UPDATE: Ver. Perfume パフューム

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パフューム
パフューム

I forwent my previous mission for more tangible and "real" things. But I've come up with a new an improved objective:

  • Become single.
  • During future "Perfume" concerts in the US I will befriend them and engage in romantic enterprise with one of the members. Preferably Nocchi.
  • Bonus: Attain 3-some medal of honor.

Freebie list will, for the foreseeable future be composed of "Perfume" which will be counted as one unit per freebie terms of service making "Perfume" an acceptable submission.

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Godspeed?

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I think a sleeper cell was just activated.

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You can make it! Just keep running!

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I don't know what just happened but I think I like it.

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Thank you guys for the good wishes.

Show-hei Heeeeyy!
Show-hei Heeeeyy!

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I'll pass the message along to Nocchi.

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In case you haven't seen their performance at SXSW 2015, here it is. It reminded me how awesome they are.

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If you had said Acchan I was going to fight you

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@recspec said:

You can make it! Just keep running!

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Incredibly appropriate gif.

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why cant I flag it?

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@wilzyx: Because it's passed the blood-brain barrier now. The cute levels have gone past safe levels.

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This is Fake It with a little hyping action by A~chan at the start.

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@wilzyx said:

why cant I flag it?

Flagging this topic is like trying to call the cops on Jason Bourne. Good luck with that, this sleeper agent has activated and now God help us all.

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@recspec: Please, Jimmy. Just get me my blanket.

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@artofwar420: God dammit, now I'm into Perfume

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Thank you for expressing my feelings for Perfume in text format.

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Here's a little extra unlisted-twee:

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I believe Nocchi has noticed you, and not in a good way.

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That's just how I like it.

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So is Perfume an female Backstreet Boys/NSync from Asia?

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@ssully said:

So is Perfume an female Backstreet Boys/NSync from Asia?

They're more like a Japanese female version of Menudo since they've been together since they were like 12 years old, but unlike the members of Menudo, they didn't get sent to the glue factory when they turned 18.

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@ssully said:

So is Perfume an female Backstreet Boys/NSync from Asia?

This would be true if it weren't for the fact that they are actually good. Unlike NSync and the Backstreet Boys.

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Yo yo yo, seems Jenny is in a bad mood!

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This is quickly turning into a one man J-pop waifu show and I don't like it one bit. No sir.

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I was looking into importing a single or two when I saw they had quite a few releases on Spotify. It made my week.

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If you had said Acchan I was going to fight you

The girl who stars in those sanitary pad commercials?

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@petiew: huh? Where have you seen that?

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They're good, but they're no Kyary Pamyu Pamyu.

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@baka_shinji17: Sure they're not, but in a way they have a lot in common in terms of the people behind them like producers and such. I'm not a huge fan of Kyary Pamuy Pamyu, but I recognize she's got some catchy tunes. She's a bit too cutesy for my taste though. The Perfume girls seem more "real."

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The Perfume girls seem more "real."

I can't help but be astonished when someone describes Jpop as "real".

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This is bizarre. I hope they are at least of age. And that your girlfriend/wife kicks you in the nuts when you tell her why you're leaving her.

On a similar note, I might see Babymetal live in the foreseeable future. However, I do not want to fuck any of them because I generally have no sexual interest in the musicians I listen to. I'm also pretty sure it would be illegal in this case.

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@ssully said:

So is Perfume an female Backstreet Boys/NSync from Asia?

This would be true if it weren't for the fact that they are actually good. Unlike NSync and the Backstreet Boys.

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@petiew: huh? Where have you seen that?

Whenever I've tuned into a Japanese stream that has AKB on it they've always managed to play that commercial. Feels weird.

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@hassun: Yeah, thus the quotes. But I prefer their act to other pop groups'.

And if anyone thinks I would seriously leave my ladyfriend for a singer I like they need to check themselves before they wreck themselves.