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Weezer's new album is fucking horrible

Weezer used to make music that I could relate to. They made music that was different. I was hopeful about their new album Hurley which stupidly has a picture of the actor who plays Hurley from Lost on the cover. I pre-ordered a special edition Green Vinyl, only 1000 were made and it also came with a downloadable code. I downloaded the album last night and it was fucking horrible. It honestly made me want to cry. There is a song entitled "Where's My Sex?" which is the most retarded fucking song I've ever heard.  The lyrics go "I can't go out without my sex. It's cold outside and my toes get wet."
This album has ruined Weezer's legacy for me. I guess it's official, Rivers Cuomo has officially sold out. When he's not topping the charts with B.O.B. he's releasing horrible cliche pop albums with the old band. If your a Weezer fan I recommend you don't give this one a listen. Listening to this album will only depress you. I'm going to go pretend this never came out and go listen to Pinkerton now.

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Weezer used to make music that I could relate to. They made music that was different. I was hopeful about their new album Hurley which stupidly has a picture of the actor who plays Hurley from Lost on the cover. I pre-ordered a special edition Green Vinyl, only 1000 were made and it also came with a downloadable code. I downloaded the album last night and it was fucking horrible. It honestly made me want to cry. There is a song entitled "Where's My Sex?" which is the most retarded fucking song I've ever heard.  The lyrics go "I can't go out without my sex. It's cold outside and my toes get wet."
This album has ruined Weezer's legacy for me. I guess it's official, Rivers Cuomo has officially sold out. When he's not topping the charts with B.O.B. he's releasing horrible cliche pop albums with the old band. If your a Weezer fan I recommend you don't give this one a listen. Listening to this album will only depress you. I'm going to go pretend this never came out and go listen to Pinkerton now.

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Dude Weezer's been dead for me since Pinkerton. I like to pretend i live in an alternate universe where the band died in a plane crash right after Pinkerton was released and i can remember them as an awesome band.
Or maybe just Rivers. Honestly i think he's the problem, they can still write catchy tunes from a music standpoint but his lyrics are SO GODDAMN AWFUL.
I don't understand how he could lose it that badly.

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I never really liked Weezer except for a couple songs here and there. Everybody raves about them, but I have heard (like many other bands) "Man, their new stuff isn't as good as their old stuff." But I wouldn't know, I'm not a Weezer fan.

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OMG SELLOUTS

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When Weezer made good music River Cuomo's life sucked, and he had bad luck with women etc. Now that his life is pretty much perfect what the hell is he gonna write about? I have given up on Weezer. 

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@audiosnag said:
" Dude Weezer's been dead for me since Pinkerton. I like to pretend i live in an alternate universe where the band died in a plane crash right after Pinkerton was released and i can remember them as an awesome band. Or maybe just Rivers. Honestly i think he's the problem, they can still write catchy tunes from a music standpoint but his lyrics are SO GODDAMN AWFUL. I don't understand how he could lose it that badly. "
Dude, your so right. He's lyrics are so fucking awful. There is a song on Hurley called "Smart Girls", the lyrics go "Yumi, Sheerly, Allison, Mary, which one do I want to marry?" :(
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Beverly Hills, that's where I want to BE!
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Raditude was alright. This new album is not so good though.

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@Wolverine said:
" @audiosnag said:
" Dude Weezer's been dead for me since Pinkerton. I like to pretend i live in an alternate universe where the band died in a plane crash right after Pinkerton was released and i can remember them as an awesome band. Or maybe just Rivers. Honestly i think he's the problem, they can still write catchy tunes from a music standpoint but his lyrics are SO GODDAMN AWFUL. I don't understand how he could lose it that badly. "
Dude, your so right. He's lyrics are so fucking awful. There is a song on Hurley called "Smart Girls", the lyrics go "Yumi, Sheerly, Allison, Mary, which one do I want to marry?" :( "
Wow. He rhymed Mary with marry. That's..just sheer brilliance. I love how he actually says "I took you to Best Buy" in one of his songs. Best Buy.  I don't even...nope, i can't even talk about.
@Dan_CiTi said:
" When Weezer made good music River Cuomo's life sucked, and he had bad luck with women etc. Now that his life is pretty much perfect what the hell is he gonna write about? I have given up on Weezer.  "

Yeah apparently he hates Pinkerton. When i heard that, it should have been my first indication he was starting to lose it.
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it has a couple good songs. but yeah overall its OK definitely not horrible though bro

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Weezer are sell outs?! Say it ain't so a-woah a-woah!

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What a surprise.

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@Wolverine said:

" @audiosnag said:

" Dude Weezer's been dead for me since Pinkerton. I like to pretend i live in an alternate universe where the band died in a plane crash right after Pinkerton was released and i can remember them as an awesome band. Or maybe just Rivers. Honestly i think he's the problem, they can still write catchy tunes from a music standpoint but his lyrics are SO GODDAMN AWFUL. I don't understand how he could lose it that badly. "
Dude, your so right. He's lyrics are so fucking awful. There is a song on Hurley called "Smart Girls", the lyrics go "Yumi, Sheerly, Allison, Mary, which one do I want to marry?" :( "
So he made Mary and Marry rhyme...wat.
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The Blue album > everything else with Weezer attached to it

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You seem to be forgetting how bad the Green Album was. Maladroit was the last thing good they did.

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No.

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Weezer is like Sonic the Hedgehog... don't believe me? Here watch this and you'll see why.   

  I used to like Weezer, back in the Blue Album days, but not anymore. 
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Better luck next time for Weezer?

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Yeah... But Weezer was never all that anyway.

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@RE_Player92 said:
" Weezer is like Sonic the Hedgehog... don't believe me? Here watch this and you'll see why.   
  I used to like Weezer, back in the Blue Album days, but not anymore.  "
AGREED!!! theyve changed, just listen to the old shit you used to like and dont bother with anything they come out with now. Mega 64 has talked about it at length and basically said they were a band that needed to take themselves too seriously and now that theyre being goofy theyve gone way down hill. The sonic of music. 
 
The only thing good about the sonic fast food place as well are the slushes
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that sucks. I didn't really like the one before that either. 

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I listen to 2 Weezer songs. That's all. I can't get into the other stuff they've made.

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It wasn't a horrible album. I liked Unspoken. It was bizarre that they did a cover of Viva la Vida though.

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Just remember Weezer for what they were as opposed to what they are now; it's better that way.

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  Someone needs to put down Rivers Cuomo it would just be the humane thing to do.

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"Memories" is a good song! But honestly, if you're pissed off about a "bad" Weezer album, you must have been pissed off for the past decade or so.

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@Wolverine: He rhymes Mary with marry?  =(
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The last 4 albums or so were okay but I LOVE Hurley, my favorite Weezer album since Pinkerton.

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@RE_Player92 said:

" Weezer is like Sonic the Hedgehog... don't believe me? Here watch this and you'll see why.   

  I used to like Weezer, back in the Blue Album days, but not anymore.  "
damn beat me to it
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Weezer completely fucked up their sound after Pinkerton.

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Good thing I never liked Weezer in the first place. 

 
I did however talk myself into buying Death Magnetic so I feel your pain.

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Weezer was at least decent around Maladroit, but I think their drop in quality happened around when Matt Sharp left. Shame about the new album though, I thought memories has some good composition, aside from the shitty lyrics. 
The talk about Rivers Cuomo selling or not making music cause he's sad is crazy speak, he's just going insane. They do put one hell of a show on though.

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it seems like new albums that come out suck. look at my little blog about linkin park's new album. i was disappointed with their new album. i kind of knew that it was going to happen because of minutes to midnight. 
 
i'm not a fan of weezer, i dont' listen to them.

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I enjoyed the Red Album, Make Believe less so.  Raditude was god awful, I turned it off after that stupid song with Lil Wayne.
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Say it ain't so was a long time ago.

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They had an excellent run.  
 
Someone needs to go to detox, or get on some meth or coke (half-kidding). It's never too late for a second go-round.

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Hold on weezer was good?

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AGREED.