Oh my god... I laughed through the entire thing.   Between Garcia struggling to read the words  to the last line... 
 
"One bloody hand formed the peace sign while the other was giving him the finger"   
 
Garcia: " Hey, thats  just like an Alanis Morissette song"

"He stood up on his chair and swiftly launched the Pap...ier...fli...eger...?" What da fuck?

I love that part, here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i9em-WcKkY

That was pretty much the moment that solidified the game as "pretty awesome" to me.

@alex said:

That was pretty much the moment that solidified the game as "pretty awesome" to me.

@Demoskinos: I'm playing thru this game with a buddy of mine, and when he said that Morriset line. . . we both lost it. Fucking lost it. This game has the best humor I've ever experienced in a game. Most game we play and laugh at, we're laughing AT the game and it's stupidity. This game is one of the only ones where we're laughing at the jokes themselves. Brilliant.

Yeah, that part is amazing. Both story book readings that I've seen so far have been great.

I love that part, here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i9em-WcKkY

he is a retard, duh duh duh learn to read yah twat.

I love that Garcia isn't much of a reader. Man.

It's too bad it probably won't sell great, because I'd love to see more of these characters. This should be EA's Devil May Cry. Garcia Hotspur should be in the EA mascot racer and also the crossover fighting game against Ubisoft.

Hilarious. Those stories were amazing. One of my favourite games so far this year.