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Quick Look: Alex Gives Rambo: The Video Game a Shot

Do we get to win this time? Probably not, but you'll have to watch Alex endure this hot new on-rails shooter to find out for sure!

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Feb. 22 2014

Posted by: Alex

In This Episode:

Rambo: The Video Game

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csl316

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csl316

"Alex Navarro, at some point in your life, did you or did you not kill battalions of police officers?"

"But it was for my job!"

"Off with his head!!!!!!"

- Alex's inevitable fate some day while pleading a traffic ticket.

10 years ago

_Dad

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Really enjoyed the stream. This game looks so horrid, but I'd buy it on Steam for $5.

10 years ago

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Edited By xfuturesx

This game is an amazing level of terrible that we've not seen in quite some time. It's not stupid enough to the the right kind of stupid, but still there is definitely some enjoyment in watching people suffer it.

10 years ago

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LikeaSsur

"Fixed Turrets are deadly!"

*Faces the turret head on immediately after the tutorial*

10 years ago

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blacklab

Rambo...you not expendabuh

10 years ago

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churrific

Great way to start off a livestreaming career.

10 years ago

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Edited By Bread_Harrity

Keep doing videos, Alex!!

10 years ago

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JermainJuniorMartinez

Is Alex Hispanic?

Alex has a good YouTube voice. I think he could give TotalBiscuit a run for his money.

10 years ago

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@freedomtown said:

why

10 years ago

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Edited By SleepyDoughnut

@rahulricky said:

I'd be really happy if "@alex plays the first hour of [game]" became a regular feature on the site. Obviously the Quick Look overlap probably means it's a slightly redundant thing, but I'd like it.

the one rule would be said game has to be terrible or bordering on terrible, in tradition of Alex's penchant for self punishment dating back to his reviews of Big Rigs and Robocop at GameSpot.

10 years ago

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@sleepydoughnut said:

@rahulricky said:

I'd be really happy if "@alex plays the first hour of [game]" became a regular feature on the site. Obviously the Quick Look overlap probably means it's a slightly redundant thing, but I'd like it.

the one rule would be said game has to be terrible or bordering on terrible, in tradition of Alex's penchant for self punishment dating back to his reviews of Big Rigs and Robocop at GameSpot.

Agreed. "Alex gives [bad game here] a Shot" would be a good feature for exceptionally horrific gems.

10 years ago

aerobatics

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aerobatics

I don't really understand why this game was made

10 years ago

Sir_WilliamIII

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Sir_WilliamIII

Game of the Year candidate right here.....cough

10 years ago

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@giganteus said:

@sleepydoughnut said:

@rahulricky said:

I'd be really happy if "@alex plays the first hour of [game]" became a regular feature on the site. Obviously the Quick Look overlap probably means it's a slightly redundant thing, but I'd like it.

the one rule would be said game has to be terrible or bordering on terrible, in tradition of Alex's penchant for self punishment dating back to his reviews of Big Rigs and Robocop at GameSpot.

Agreed. "Alex gives [bad game here] a Shot" would be a good feature for exceptionally horrific gems.

You're Winner!

In all seriousness totally agreed, please do more @alex

10 years ago

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This game looks miserable

10 years ago

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Edited By Gimbal_Lock

Dude! You have 140 bullets to shoot before you need to reload! Don't just dump the clip after shooting a dozen bullets while catching bullets to the face.

10 years ago

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@nickreed24 said:

@giganteus said:

@sleepydoughnut said:

@rahulricky said:

I'd be really happy if "@alex plays the first hour of [game]" became a regular feature on the site. Obviously the Quick Look overlap probably means it's a slightly redundant thing, but I'd like it.

the one rule would be said game has to be terrible or bordering on terrible, in tradition of Alex's penchant for self punishment dating back to his reviews of Big Rigs and Robocop at GameSpot.

Agreed. "Alex gives [bad game here] a Shot" would be a good feature for exceptionally horrific gems.

You're Winner!

In all seriousness totally agreed, please do more @alex

I would like to plead for @alex to do this as a regular thing as well.

Wouldn't even have to be new games. He could take a sight-seeing tour of crap games through the ages. :)

PLEEEEEEEEEEASE MAKE THIS A THING!

10 years ago

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tourgen

Cool stream, exhausting game. It just looks painful.

10 years ago

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Edited By crelio

OH JEEZ! Alex the cop killer!

10 years ago

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kaboodles

This was painful to watch, and not just because the game itself is bad. Alex was just playing it really, really poorly. He reloads constantly for no reason, activates Wrath at the worst times, and never once switches to his secondary weapon, opting to reload out in the open instead. Just bad play

Don't get me wrong, the game still looks terrible, but there's no reason to make it look worse by playing it terribly.

10 years ago

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Jasoncourt

Oh boy, Alex took this waaaaay to seriously. I waited for him to realize(and react) to the game being (unintentionally) hilarious...and waited...and waited. There is no expectation that this game was going to be good, or even decent. Within the first minute or two it is obvious how weird-crazy-dumb-funny the game is, so just have fun with it...or stop playing. Watching someone play a game so bad and complaining about it, in earnest, the whole time is not fun.

10 years ago