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Alt+F1: 67 - Brazilian GP Prerace 2015

Noted racing enthusiast and carny Dave Lang tells us which dark alleys in Brazil are the right ones, how to navigate the T-shirt black market, and the status of his professional darts career.

Alt+F1 is a weekly Formula 1 podcast from your friends at Giant Bomb. We run down the twists and turns of Earth's fastest and most expensive urinating contest. Join us for race recaps, news from the wide world of racing and the latest on Pastor Maldonado.

Nov. 11 2015

Posted by: Drew

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Dave Lang seems like kind of person who has seen a dark alley or two in his times.

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I was hoping this would happen. I hope you coerces you guys to finally attend a race as well!

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I know it was a joke anyway, but the Portuguese for "where is the bathroom" isn't "onde esta os lavabos", that's some weird mix between spanish and english-portuguse google translator. In Portuguese it's "onde fica a casa de banho" if you're in Portugal or "onde fica o banheiro" if you're in Brazil. Lavabos exists in Portuguese as well but that's the word for "sink" and since lavabos is considered plural, it's used estão (they are) instead of está (it is).

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And I apologize in advance if I sound like a jerk for explaining this.

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nnnnyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow

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Darts is epic...

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Guys, the piece of the "Cheap Engine" puzzle that you keep missing is that this independently-developed "customer" engine wouldn't be locked into the same restrictive and expensive specs as the current 1.6L Turbo Hybrids instead it would be a cheaper, simpler 2.2L V6 Twin Turbo (like those used in IndyCar) likely with a "cheap ERS system" slapped onto it.

Paraphrased from http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/formula1/34629481

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I've had it with these mother******* fans on this mother******* track.

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ONDE ESTÁ OS LAVABOS

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Dave Lang knows ALL the right dark alleys

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Loving all this Lang is something I should never say again.

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Darts competitions are a glorious thing to watch. Crowd chants, the signs, it's so good

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You can't drink in pro darts anymore, this sketch is why:

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Triples for show, doubles for dough.

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god dammit, alt+f1 is the best

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@dannyodwyer The perfect leg in a game of darts in the nine-dart finish. T20, T20, T20, T20, T20, T20, T20, T19, D12 (or similar)

I have watched way too much professional darts to be comfortable with at my age, you were thinking of Phil "The Power" Taylor and Raymond van Barneveld.

If you guys ran Alt+F ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY in the off season I would be all over it.

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Didn't know they communicated with the cars via wifi

Now I'll I can think about is F1 war driving :P

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it is my sworn duty to consume any and all lang related content

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I know it was a joke anyway, but the Portuguese for "where is the bathroom" isn't "onde esta os lavabos", that's some weird mix between spanish and english-portuguse google translator. In Portuguese it's "onde fica a casa de banho" if you're in Portugal or "onde fica o banheiro" if you're in Brazil. Lavabos exists in Portuguese as well but that's the word for "sink" and since lavabos is considered plural, it's used estão (they are) instead of está (it is).

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And I apologize in advance if I sound like a jerk for explaining this.

Your post was informative and you did not have to apologise. Anyone thinking you sound like a jerk for posting that is an idiot.