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Alt+F1: 75 - Bahrain GP 2016

The hot winds Bahrain bring us a shower of carbon fiber along with a surprising late-game driver swap, master of emojis and smackdowns Fernando Alonso, YET ANOTHER qualifying proposal, and the most heroic clown you've ever seen.

Alt+F1 is a weekly Formula 1 podcast from your friends at Giant Bomb. We run down the twists and turns of Earth's fastest and most expensive urinating contest. Join us for race recaps, news from the wide world of racing and the latest on Pastor Maldonado.

Apr. 6 2016

Posted by: Drew

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WOOOO Excited to hear your guys thoughts. I had a great time watching it :)

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Time to Vro0o0oom

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Holy shit those driverless cars!

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I hope that picture is a New Day reference.

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betaband

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vroooooooom

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I don't even listen to this podcast, I just really like typing out f1.cool into my browser bar.

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I had to go listen to 'Don't let the sun go down on me' just to get it out of my head - damn you Danny!

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"...asking an entire nation not to blow me."

And that's 2016 folks, thanks.

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Hey, my tweet!

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Just to give more context into Alonso giving Herbert the almighty smackdown, (Warning: tabloid-level drivel) here's the load of horseshit Herbert wrote for Sky that prompted Alonso to do so.

Herbert's already someone I didn't hold in high regard (absolutely destroyed by Schumacher at Benetton, won 2 races in '95 only by attrition, won his final race in '99 in a rain-fueled lottery). Then he decides to question Alonso's motivation, which I find rather hypocritical because Herbert showed that supposed high level of demotivation in his final season at Jaguar right from the getgo. Alonso's willing to continue driving that utter dog of a McHonda and even helping Vandoorne acclimate to driving it shows that he's still highly motivated. For writing such utter bullshit, Herbert can go pound sand.

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Danny r u high? Several drivers lately have scored points on their debut, nasr finished 6th on his debut last year and Magnusson finished 2nd on his debut the year before, there's been a couple more over the years as well. Vandoorne certainly isn't the first driver to score on his debut since vettel.

Edit: Sorry if I come off as a little incendiary and I know this is a pretty casual podcast, but you guys tend to make quite a lot of factual errors and idk its kinda frustrating to hear sometimes.

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Formula 1 is the best real-life eSport!!

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Alonso's Emoji tweet is so good.

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I opened this site through the main page, then realised my mistake and opened it through f1.cool

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@nkster: in Danny's defence, I'm quite sure that was mentioned during Channel 4's coverage, and he would have no reason to doubt them. I'm sure corrections are appreciated by the guys, but as frustrating as it is to hear things that are inaccurate, they're not actually reporting on any of this and, therefore, not really likely to be fact-checking everything they hear. Our criticism and corrections should have a tone that takes that into consideration!

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@ratamero& @nkster: The real stat is, that he is the first driver in that period to score points in his first race - excluding season premieres. So basically the first reservedriver to score in his debut. I totally understand why that stat can be misleading and explained wrong. It's a stupid stat.

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@ratamero: fair enough, I get that this isn't reporting and I don't expect fact checking but that stat was just so obviously wrong that it was really jarring espically as I, someone who actually doesn't follow f1 too closely, knew straight away it was totally wrong without looking anything up.

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"you sorta pick and chose" regarding human rights and nations....what? You know how international human rights ngos work? And what was that rambling about China "and the cities" (sic)...Danny you really, really come off as very ignorant when you talk about foreign countries. It's one thing when it's the innocuous inaccuracies or inoffensive prejudices, but please when it's about serious issues think deeply about what you are saying. You want to compare countries where political opponents are murdered, journalists are tortured and imprisoned, women are executed for "adultery" (maybe after they were raped), your online activity is limited, etc etc etc to the USA? Or let's compare the problems for immigrants in the UK with what happens to immigrants in these middle eastern countries where state officials take your passport and you are forced to work in the worst conditions (safety concerns? ahahahah)...

And i'm writing this being neither from north america or the british isles (rather, i'm actually very critical of some policies from these states like, i don't know, extraordinary renditions?) so it's not about ethnocentric or nationalistic point of views and blindspots for me. But, christ, you can't reduce to "depends how you feel about them" when you talk about the most basic human rights which are a factual thing

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*Kimi Räikkönen sits on the Monaco shoreline, sipping a cocktail*
Kimi: NICO! HEY NICO! GET OUT HERE!
*Nico comes out carrying his baby daughter*
Nico: Sorry, Kimi, Alaïa was crying. What is it?
Kimi: Look at that fucking kid out there, can you believe that?
Nico: That kid is drowning! Kimi, watch over my daughter, will you?
*Nico dives headfirst into the water and starts swimming towards the child in peril*
Kimi: Who left this fucking baby here?

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@cagliostro88: Yeah, there is definitely a reason that I don't come to Gamespot for my world ethics opinions. Not only is what Danny said egregiously wrong it is also incredibly offensive.

Here is a somewhat reliable source to display just how wrong Danny was to compare a totalitarian government to any European or North American nation.

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Danny's Microsoft Sam voice was fucking spot on.

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What is up with this Rio Haryanto jokes? He is very well regarded in the paddock.

He is a rookie on a crap car, give him some credit, I wonder if he was from UK or US you guys would be doing the same jokes....

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still miss this.

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@druv said:

*Kimi Räikkönen sits on the Monaco shoreline, sipping a cocktail*

Kimi: NICO! HEY NICO! GET OUT HERE!

*Nico comes out carrying his baby daughter*

Nico: Sorry, Kimi, Alaïa was crying. What is it?

Kimi: Look at that fucking kid out there, can you believe that?

Nico: That kid is drowning! Kimi, watch over my daughter, will you?

*Nico dives headfirst into the water and starts swimming towards the child in peril*

Kimi: Who left this fucking baby here?

I'd watch the Monaco driver sitcom. The Off Season: Life In the Fast Lane. Coming to CBS this fall.

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Shit, they ACTUALLY bought that domain.

Heh.

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I gotta say. I really look forward to this podcast now every week!

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Did I just really hear Danny state that the rights record for China and the United States are comparable? Woooooooooo-boy.

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@zaphodi: I am happy to had the chance to go to f1 races during the v10 era. That sound.....

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Danny get a clue. You sound like an a$$.

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Freedom House (not necessarily impartial,regardless) human rights scores Bahrain 14/100,China16/100, USA 90/100, UK 95/100

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As a Canadian dude that gets righteously indignant about some of the shit that goes down south of the border, I think I know where Danny's coming from saying the USA doesn't have a leg to stand on when comparing it to China. Essentially utilising their inflated prison population as slave labour is scummy as fuck.

That said, it's still way, way, Waaay better than China.

Although Canadians can't really throw stones, with our aboriginal population and all.

But! You should never be afraid to give your opinion on something, Danny, including world politics and whatnot. I very much enjoy hearing what you have to say.

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I LOVE F1! But as someone who only started watching in 2013 it really does seem like the sport has lost a lot of its appeal since the glory days of the lat 1980's.

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@death_metalist: sorry, Ferrari ended their Vrooom event a few years back. :(

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Great podcast as always. As others I couldn't help but cringe a bit when Danny repeated the incorrect vendoor stat and then talked about Magnussen right after, but I probably only remember because I follow my fellow Dane, so I forgive ;). Can't wait for next warmup cast!

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I can't believe F1.cool actually works... this is amazing nnnyyuummm!