Mailbag: Giant Bomb Mailbag: I'm a Vampire!

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Dan spit though

A lot of drool followed those teeth falling out of Dan's mouth.

Abby has a very specific disbelieving laugh that is basically only coaxed out by Dan doing something unbelievable and it is the best

That Snatcher vinyl. hnnnnnnng.

Dan is a fucking agent of chaos in this video.

Alex looking adorable clutching his NES Classic, I love it.

I like to imagine Dan just opted out of the last bit because he knew he'd be loud.

I'm the one who sent the giant Amazon box of stuff from my closet and I would just like to say that I would not have made any of those notes I included so long if I knew were going to be read on a video.

"Oh god, why did I write such long notes? Vinny is having to read through these walls of text that I thought were so clever when I wrote them."

And yes, my name is "Travis" which is no way reflected in my Giant Bomb handle which comes my Rock Band character (Charlee CoCo Factory) ;)

That and the Vegeta cell, god daaaaamn.

I like how Dan couldn't help but to fall into a Norm Macdonald cadence when reading the insult book, I'm sure I would have done the same.

Those Japanese Kit-Kats are no joke, I like the strawberry cheesecake the most

I think this was filmed right after Dan drank a mug full of espresso or something.

Abby's "Jareth" was the best.

The pills, where did we leave the god dam pills damit! He is trying to summon shenron and the undertaker in the producerbooth! where are the pills!

lmfao Dan pulling a Norm

@rhombus_of_terror: I know man, wow I want that, dan's so lucky!

Despite the look on Dan's face, Otterbein cookies are the best.

Seeing Alex receive these gifts warms my heart.

fun fact Utz chips are not named after me

As someone who currently has their jaw wired shut, watching Dan try to eat that cookie with the plastic teeth on really hurt me.

This is probably too late. But if that mailbag is from February 2017 then don't eat those Kit Kats....

The video quality is very good!

Edit: Watching Vinny, Alex, and Abby trying to contain Dan is quite the experience.

I live near Dinosaur BBQ and I've eaten there often, they're in for a real treat!

Who is the popcorn man.

WOAH! I live in Syracuse and go to the OG Dinosaur BBQ pretty regularly, haha. Lets Hang out Tim :P.

That spit when Dan spat the teeth out!

@charlee_coco: You're the man. It's really cool for you to share that stuff.

Dan delivering the insults was in perfect facsimile of Norm Macdonald.

omg those walls are thin at ~:56 you can hear people super easy :ben

Vinny's armpit sweat stain!

Without Gerstmann & Jason to rein in Dan's chaos he has become a menace on the east coast.

I love dinosaur BBQ, I go there often (Rochester NY)

Hell yeah Syracuse! Home of the Ono Michio Orangemen!

@alex Yes, Tower Records is still a thing in Japan. The Japanese are extremely averse to digital downloads of any kind, so that might explain why they managed to survive there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_Records#Japan

natty "boy"?! Also disappointed the ballmer in a box didn't have bergers cookies in them. Those things will stop your heart but are oh so good.

DAT SWEAT STAIN THO!

Is the office super hot or does Vinny just work that hard?

NICE PITS VINCE

@so1337 said:

I went to Tokyo in October and visited Tower Records. It's massive. Incidentally I bought the Nier:Automata soundtrack there.

This video proves Dan is a comedic genius.

@charlee_coco: haha! don't be so hard on yourself! Your package was a hit, notes and all!!

As a lifelong Upstate New Yorker, Dinosaur BBQ is legit.

Wow, as someone who grew up in Rochester, that Dinosaur BBQ package absolutely warmed my heart <3

I've signed lots of receipts at restaurants and stores all over Maryland with Big Boyz Bail Bonds pens. They're given out for free, so I guess businesses stock up on them because they don't mind losing them.

It's good to see Vampire's Kiss making an impact on GBE. This is the best time line.

Aw man, a sneak peek of the rarely-seen CBSi NY offices. What a hot sclusi.

I feel bad when people send in foodstuffs that doesn't get touched for over a year.