Giant Bombcast 05/13/2014

Ahaha, oh Patrick! I bet he's pissing in the wind after that bit.

I agree!

Mmm fake butter

Oh man, that thing with Patrick. That's... wow.

Vinny, the Patrick and the Kinect-less Xbox One segment and me in tears and was one of the funniest things I've heard in a while. Keep being awesome, Giant Bomb, you guys are making the world a much better place for me.

@vinny: It's all good! I'll just listen to Small Businessman this week.

Man... I was kind of half-listening during the news segment, so it took a bit for me to catch on to what was happening, haha.

PATRICK PLEASE

it always a special treat when Vinny hosts the bombcast, great stuff

Oh mah gawww, that news section was amazing!!

All right!

That bit with Patrick was the best.

What do you think of Dave Lang?

A giant, pissing in the wind. In front of the media.

Drew "Iron Butt" Scanlon

@monkeystick said:

Drew's butt hole is much deeper than I imagined.

DAMMIT THEY SHOULD'VE HAD THE ICELAND EUROVISION REPS ON THE COVER

Haven't listened to it all yet but please get Danny on Giantbomb full time. It's where he belongs, can't think of someone as a natural fit for the style of GB.

Always love when Vinny hosts the bombcast, you never know what to expect.

haha, You edited it to have Patrick make a fool of himself. He even mentioned it during his and Alex's midweek Bombin'.
Even the very last word is "No."

Also Drew using two pillows. What the heck.
I'd totally name a human Dr. Robotnik.

I love Assassin's Creed, but I understand what Danny is saying about not being able to finish it. Not because I can't finish it, but because that's how I feel about all of Rockstar's games. I cannot for the life of me finish any of them without getting super bored.

@vinny I feel like you're sort of downplaying Assassin's Creed 4's story. There are some fourth wall things that are funny and jabs at themselves, but there is also an equal amount of serious storytelling, especially in a lot of the outside the animus computer stuff. Also they explain a lot of the stuff that I've found you joking about, such as why Edward has eagle vision if he is not an Assassin. The explanation of which is that everyone in that world has the potential to use EV, but they need to be trained for it. Desmond's bloodline have always just been more attuned to it and have been able to use it more naturally.

Anyways, if what you get out of it is that it's goofy, then more power to you. Play the game however you feel like you need to, to enjoy it. Just spouting some of my thoughts.

I love Danny but he's way too good/creative on Gamespot to be absorbed into Giant "There are no games coming out this week to cover" Bomb.

There's way too much crazy content on this week's episode!

Sandwiching your head between pillows is really the way to do it. It just feels right.

Last weeks bombcast cracked me up but this week was even better. That edited Patrick segment was so good.

I love Vinny Bombcasts so hard.

I was laughing so hard during the Patrick edit.

And the first email transition was awesome.

Tuesdays are the best!

"Doesn't sound like anything's going to change tomorrow."

Vinny bombcasts are godtier.

Drew has the best stories.

Oh god... That Patrick edit... XD

someone has an axe to grind...

Putting his butting through dry wall further proves that Drew is a robot.

Great podcast. The Patrick remix was hilarious; nearly in tears. Even funnier after listening to Bombin' the AM, where he talks about his totally wrong guess.

Just closed all my pr0n tab to come here for some good clean bombcast...annnnnnnd I am aroused again.

Giant pissing in the wind.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Oh my god, that kinect segment was fucking amazinnnnnnngg. Vinny is god

I am DYING here at the news segment. God damn Vinny SO GOOD.

brad on a small businessman commercial YES

Holy fuck, I am seriously crying. The Butt Hole thing and then Patrick's prediction. I can't fucking breathe how am I even typing send help.

EDIT: I also sleep with a pillow over my head. I am like anti-claustrophobic so I like being bundled up with a pillow on my head. I am fucking weird.

Looking forward to this when I come home from work!

Holy crap, this was beautiful. Just give Danny an internship title or something and have him appear on every Bombcast and UPF. Also, the Patrick bit. Vinny is the man.

@dekinblues: gif had me spit my water of keyboard...thanks. :D

LOL! That Patrick part.....

Vinny, you're a genious.

@thevamp25: NP I thought it be worthy here.

Similarly, I can't get the premium podcast feed to work for me in my media player (Music Bee). The link returns a "404 unauthorized", and even doing the "http://username:password@www.giantbomb.com/podcast-xml/premium/" thing (with my username/email [tried both] and password inserted where appropriate) returns a 404 unauthorized error.

I also can't get the premium podcasts in Pocket Casts for Android, either.

Makes meh sad, but eh, I actually enjoy the ads on the main Bombcast, and Alt-F1 is something I listen to every few weeks,...and the Power Bombcast comes out infrequently enough that I just download it. And I don't care about movies, so ... sorry movie podcast, you aren't a thing I care about.

Bwahaha, that Kinect prediction editing. Vinny is the best.

As a person with no axes in my possession - honest! - I'd have to sadly agree that as much as I love Danny, his creativity would be hampered if he came over to Giant Bomb a this point. Maybe in the future when they get a better budget and more staff.

vinnycasts are so amazing!

there are different thicknesses of pillows.

I like that Patrick is already so wrong about the Xbox Kinectless sku. The funniest part is how adamant he was he was in saying no.

the editing at the 2 hour mark is the best!