Ultrachrist.

My advice: Try The Darkness.   Do it.

But why is it automatically his fault?  Don't hate the playas, hate the games, bro.  Maybe no games have been able to grab him.  Maybe Galaga is the only game that speaks to him.  Maybe Gears of War is just too damn boring of a game to get into unless you like mindless firefights and razorhail.  i am fighting for this man!

@ArchScabby said: " Well maybe if you don't enjoy it you shouldn't do it.  It's not rocket science. I don't enjoy fishing, so  I don't go fishing.  See? "His problem is less liking video games and more not being able to find one to suck him in, it seems.  He posts on fucking Giant Bomb, don't you think he likes video games?  That goes to all of you with similar ...

I feel like I'm in the same boat, though some games do rope me in.  GTA IV pulled me in, Psychonauts is always great to go back to, Mass Effect, and the Darkness were good, but those have been the only ones recently that I've spent time on besides Rock Band 2.  I've tried crackdown, Halo 3, Banjo Kazooie, Burnout Paradise, Braid, etc.   I blame video games since some really ...

Video Games Rodkin!

Too much power thirst, Jeff...

*rolls out the faygo* TIME TO PARTY BRO!

@Chaser324: Yeah, I like them.  I am not afraid of color, and yellow happens to be one of the better ones in my opinion.  And really riotbananas?  I've tried several times, it always seems to stay angled up.  it seems like if I tried it would break the stand.

On the left is my xbox, on the right is a SNES, a Genesis, and an N64, and dead center is my friend's gamecube that I'm borrowing.  Most of it's going through s-video/composite, which is pretty kickass.  The only real problem with my setup is my consoles in the upper right are a tight/messy fit, and the way the lighting in my room is I get a NASTY glare on ...

@jNerd: Sick Fuck@Karn: Sick Fuck

@JamesBoyce: Wait, you ate crushed up piss right now?  WITHOUT ANYONE FORCING YOU?!?!?!?  There are more sick fucks on Giant Bomb than I imagined.

@SJSchmidt93: Now, this is how I'd drink a glass of piss.  Easy to chug!  Get it down in one gulp and get it over with. @Karn: You sick fuck.  You'd drink it and enjoy it?!?

@Jambones: Maybe it would kill the taste a bit, but not enough.  When it's cold you need to sip it slower.  A possible upside though is it might numb your mouth. @Br3adfan: Yeah, hit and run with an image, why don'tcha! Why not at least contribute?  You should be more on topic.@JamesBoyce: Not possible.  You need to drink it therefore it needs to be a liquid.  I mean, if it ...