Jeff Gerstmann's Pro BMX XXX

DO YOU HAVE THE TIME

TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE

For a second I was like “WTF? What does David Byrne have to do with this trash?”

I happen to be from Glen C(l)ove New York.

I owned All Star Baseball 2003 featuring Derek Jeter as a result.

but how much does this lap dance cost

My subscription fees being put to good work. Keep the content coming

Beautiful....

Do you have the time to listen to me whine

About nothing and everything all at once

I am one of those

Melodramatic fools

Neurotic to the bone

No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm cracking up

Am I just paranoid?

Or am I just stoned

I went to a shrink

To analyze my dreams

She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down

I went to a whore

He said my life's a bore

So quit my whining cause it's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm cracking up

Am I just paranoid?

A ya-ya-ya

Grasping to control

So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm cracking up

Am I just paranoid?

Or am I just stoned?

Such filth. But I suppose Giant Bomb was founded on naked cartoon whatevers.

I'm ready to grow.

Aww yeah! Take me to BOOB CITY

Art.

GET READY TO GROW

Brad's observation of the poorly-sung 8 bar rap bridge had me in stitches.

Knew this was the best stream when Brad remarked that the early 2000's were maybe not the best time for culture.

Lol Click click boom was on every videogame around this time. It was the best. Also I know music is subjective but why do so many people like 311? They're the reason I won't go see Incubus this year.

Shoutout to anyone else who only knows how to spell Champagne because of Brannigan from Futurama

This video is the shizznits.

in the darkness, a ray of hope

I came for some dick. Hope I'm not disappointed!

Can't wait for my wife to fall asleep so I can watch this

Is it possible to get the North American version of the intro? The Japanese one is censored :(

Yo, this soundtrack is pretty damn good.

EDIT: I made this comment when the video started.

wasn't expecting to hear quarashi today but here we are

Chill, light on my sight as my ego becomes A funky child with some words on my tongue Be like intake of breath and my mouth gets loose So while I scatter my spit, I dream of juice Have you ever made out in dark hallways Displayed a kiss that made your day or say Played a track from your record collection It's your mix, congratulations

We've changed a lot and then some, some You know that we have always been down, down If I ever didn't thank you, you Then just let me do it now

I bet you light up when we start the show Follow me now very closely 'cuz I told you so You know, we glow because we throw sun rays Yeah we be freaky and we wanna stay

We've changed a lot and then some, some You know that we have always been down, down If I ever didn't thank you, you Then just let me do it now

Lightning strikes, yo we be in that violent force of light Guaranteed to turn it out as bad as dolemite Because we're dope kid, change like a chameleon And the channel whenever the wack show Real World is on You know we dazzle like ghetto box boomin' battles Rattle inside your head feel redeemed like cola bottles Fall in love with your teachers, on the wax we are self made Check the technique, 311 in L.A.

We've changed a lot and then some, some You know that we've always been down, down If I ever didn't thank you, you Then just let me do it now

Keep my feet on the ground Keep my head in the clouds Electrified by the sound Comes from the down, and We've changed a lot and then some, some You know that we've always been down, down If I ever didn't thank you, you Then just let me do it now

EDIT: Gamers love to score.

EDIT 2: Please play Gals Panic, yes.

VIDEO GAMES!

I need to know what this “Jackass discourse” Jeff speaks of is. Sounds fascinating honestly.

They showed it.

Well...now we know

The only way you’re getting off with this game is if you are sexually aroused by the Green Day song Basket Case.

The fact that there isn't a single Limp Bizkit song on the soundtrack is the most surprising thing about this game.

I bought this game the day it came out. I guess I'm part of the problem.

It seemed like a good idea at the time. *shrug*

Damn I still play Resident Evil 0 and Metroid Prime.

holy shit this is old school giant bomb right here

Also where the fuck is Tony Hawk 2x Jeff? I know there were problems with it starting up on that one stream but that game deserves to be seen.

@bacterialbeaver: A writer at Salon was quoted saying that girls only pretended to like Jackass so that boys wouldn't bully them (in a NYT article about Chapo Trap House, oddly enough). She was then roasted for this by women who grew up loving that show. It was a strange day to be on social media.

@abadwind: Had that same thought. This rules.

otherise

1:19:30 that is straight up the AK-47 sound from CS1.6 and CS:S.

They forgot the original embarrassing game: Custer's Revenge.

Finally the west has one upped the east's TLC playthrough. Balls in your court now Vinny

This is giant bomb

this is what gamers crave

Hey, you guys like Green Day?

they showed it, the absolute mad lads

Oh, this game. Still have mixed feelings over buying it. GameFAQs had a bounty on it ages ago that was the same as the cost of the game. I figured "hey, it's like a free game, and this way there's a walkthrough for it too". Got like 95% done, listed out how to complete all the objectives, had little ASCII maps of the levels and everything... aaaaand lost it all in a hard drive crash. I tried to start over, but that was so disheartening I gave up. So now I'm stuck with a mediocre game that's embarrassing to reveal I own.

But, you know, digital boobies. So small victories I guess.

HELL YEAH!

LET'S GET BLUE, MY FELLOW NAUGHTY BOYS!

Starting at 24:25, ending at 24:40, can someone get a GIF of Ben? This has to be the next blinking white guy, but exhausted.

Do they show it?

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