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Jeff Ranks the Faces in WWE 2K20

Jeff goes through the arduous process of ranking every single face in WWE 2K20!

Discover the best and worst games of the year with your friends from Giant Bomb.

Dec. 25 2019

Cast: Jeff

Posted by: Jan

146 Comments

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The few that I've googled the shape of the heads look good but they look off, like the texture work is just so horrendous that it fucks everything up.

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@skumberg: They are not, your comment was in fact posted three times.

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Didn't know Jeff was such a size queen, always talkin about "width".

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@splodge: 4 if you also count the additional time he tried to post the same thing an hour before the recent 3. Dude is REALLY aggravated about GOTY this year.

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I can't believe I watched this whole thing at full attention.

Jeff's weird fascination with Baron Corbin lines up with his fascination with other bad things, such as off-brand Kidz Bop.

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Glorious.

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Is.. "My Neck" playing in the background?

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Just being able to talk about wrestler portraits for two and a half hours for a joke is as impressive as it is frightening.

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Truly the content we all needed. Thank you Jeff!

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Paige here.

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👏 Always 👏 Be 👏 Ranking 👏

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This is actual art

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I've watched too much of this video. Way too much.

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Is this video busted for anyone else? I have a black screen with nothing loading :(

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That Billie Kay model looks like a completely different human. It should immediately have been last place. It's unrecognizable.

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Edited By Klager

@bigwinnerx said:

Holy fuck. It's longer than Star Wars.

It's so dense, every single face has so many things going on.

Edit: Bayley looks like current day Screech in drag, they did a lot of people dirty in this game.

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Brooklyn Von Braun so bad Jeff just shook his head and skipped without ranking

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Edited By garwalk

Finally some wrestling content. This is incredible. Thank you Jeff.

An odd thing, which I first noticed during the live Quick Look, is when I occasionally disagree pretty strongly with Jeff's take on a face. I kind of wonder if there's something with the TV he's looking at... or if it's just a product of his detachment level with the WWE product these days. Some of this "wow that's bad" had me going "hey that's decent!" and vice versa. At least we can all join hands and agree that they did Asuka and Becky Lynch extremely dirty.

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Two and a half hours?!

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Thank you, Jeff. This was legitimately funny and chill.

As a huge wrestling fan, it pains me every year to see what these games have turned into. The sad part is, I kind of have a soft spot for them. Until this year, that is. When I look at how it was developed, I can't help but feel for the staff at Visual Concepts. Even so, they're still charging us full price for this debacle of a video game.

Great feature. Have a wonderful holiday and new year everyone!

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Initially, thinking Dan wasn't on this video seemed like a crime. But then this video would be 22 hours long instead of 2.5. Well done Jeff.

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Edited By swazzyswess

I haven't watched day 4 deliberations yet, but this and GB Feud are (so far) the best things about GOTY 2019 and it's not even close.

I'm also curious how the rest of the crew gets away with these short 2-10 minute solo videos (aside from Brad's longer one) when Jeff is dropping a 2.5 hour marathon. More proof that GB *is* Jeff, full stop.

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Edited By KungFu_Grip

this dude said Marl Henry

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Wow. Wowowow.

What an Xmas gift.

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Originally I thought this video was 2 minutes, now I noticed it's 2 hours.

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@djredbat said:

I hope all the GOTY content isn't solo stuff whats the point of getting everyone together. Maybe it's cause I don't like wrestling but I am surprised at all the people that think this is the best content on the site. Abby making sims last year was more enjoyable then this. But if you like it great this is just my opinion. Hey at least they found a way to get something out of a game no one wants to play.

I don't like wrestling at all, but somehow found this incredibly entertaining. As for the other solo stuff, I have enjoyed some of it, but agree with your point. I missed having more group content this year as well.

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This is the good shit right here.

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Games are hard to make, I get that, but I don't understand how hard it possibly could be to not make nearly the entire roster look cross-eyed. How does that happen?

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I watched a two and a half hour video of Jeff doing what?

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I love Jeff

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Good thing you did this before the new year.

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2:30 of me vaguely recognizing various names that I have only ever heard of on Giant Bomb.

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This is the best video Giant Bomb has ever produced. Its not even close. God bless you Jeff.

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Focus stealing and programs randomly changing resolution seems like less fault of the game and just Windows 10 being a mess on that front. Had those kinds of issues non-stop after upgrading (and I don't use Chrome which some have suggested as a culprit) from Windows 7.

It just seems like they put a lot of automated systems for UI scaling and resolutions in Windows 10 that you can't disable and that flat out don't work properly. Half the time I start any game I only see a quarter of the screen because Windows 10 likes to randomly jump between 720p and 1080p every few hours, and still tells the programs that it's running on the previous resolution, so it doesn't change resolution, just cuts off whatever doesn't fit, or letterboxes a lower resolution.

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Edited By OneDollarWilliam

Oh man. When Jeff didn't recognize Jaxson Ryker of the Forgotten Sons? :Chef Kiss:

We for-got you! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

The tragedy is, I don't think the Forgotten Sons are bad wrestlers. All three of them are legitimately good in the ring, but this Sons of Anarchy gimmick is not even the good kind of wrestling trash.