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Jar Time w/ Jeff

Jar Time w/ Jeff: Party On, Jarth 06/25/2014

You asked these questions, Jeff answered them. Then he came up with yet another awful video title that includes the word "Jar" in it. Apologies in advance.

You ask the questions, Jeff Gerstmann supplies the answers.

Jun. 25 2014

Posted by: Jeff

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Jar Jar Binks?

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@white said:

Jar Jar Binks?

has to be a 2 parter

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@jeff I had hardcore goose pimples when you answered my question, thanks for this series! Also, great answer, you're great at this "video game" thing.

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Thank you Jeff, it's always great to hear your opinions. Thank you for always trying to do your best.

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Great to hear Jeff's thoughts on where GB is heading and knowing that their is a plan and some excitement for the future.

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@thepilgrums: Patrick won't read this thread. I don't like to hurt anyone's feelings.

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I'm disappointed that there was no pun on that shitty movie "The Fault in our Jars"

(side note if it hasn't happened yet Jarbinger of Doom needs to happen)

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@thepilgrums said:

@william619 said:

You did a great job at E3 Jeff. I don't like Patrick, but overall the Giantbomb coverage of E3 was superb.

Was the "I don't like Patrick" really necessary? That couldn't go unsaid to tell Jeff he did well?

Some people seems to need to say how much they dislike Patrick every time they can. It's strange.

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@amyggen: Why is it strange? It's OK for people to say what they like and dislike. Maybe there's a lot of people out there that really like the content Giantbomb produces, but don't enjoy the Patrick Klepik content. Why shouldn't they feel free to express that in a non-hostile way?

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@william619: I think it's strange to mention it like that when it has no relevance to the content you're commenting on. "Good video, by the way I don't like Patrick". Of course people should be able to express what they don't like about the site, but there's a time and place for it and comment sections on videos that have literally nothing to do with him isn't it.

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@amyggen: It was related to the Giantbomb E3 coverage, but whatever. I'm not trying to be activistic about this, it was just an off-the-cuff comment that represents how I felt about Giantbomb's E3 coverage; a genuine reaction to the content in the video.

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Yey Jar Time :D I always get worried that this feature is dropped :D

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@amyggen said:

@thepilgrums said:

@william619 said:

You did a great job at E3 Jeff. I don't like Patrick, but overall the Giantbomb coverage of E3 was superb.

Was the "I don't like Patrick" really necessary? That couldn't go unsaid to tell Jeff he did well?

Some people seems to need to say how much they dislike Patrick every time they can. It's strange.

I feel like it's the same thing as "Brad is Bad at games" at this point.

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@monkeyman04: At least that comment gets thrown around in videos where Brad is playing a game, even if I think it's an extremely tired comment. Same with "it hurts to watch them play this game" etc.

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@amyggen said:

@william619: I think it's strange to mention it like that when it has no relevance to the content you're commenting on. "Good video, by the way I don't like Patrick". Of course people should be able to express what they don't like about the site, but there's a time and place for it and comment sections on videos that have literally nothing to do with him isn't it.

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@vuud: Agreed, and also forget about The International.

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I sent in the Gametap question. I tried out the service shortly after I sent that question. It's ok, not great. There is no guarantee that your controller will work which is kindof bad. It did allow me to try out a lot of games that I would never buy for myself. It also has some games that aren't available on Steam anymore (like Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Athena).

When you want to cancel your subscription you need to send an e-mail to support one week before it's renewed with your id number and username which is kinda meh.

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I sent in the Gametap question. I tried out the service shortly after I sent that question. It's ok, not great. There is no guarantee that your controller will work which is kindof bad. It did allow me to try out a lot of games that I would never buy for myself. It also has some games that aren't available on Steam anymore (like Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Athena).

When you want to cancel your subscription you need to send an e-mail to support one week before it's renewed with your id number and username which is kinda meh.

It's blowing my mind that Gametap still exists. I remember hearing about it ages ago and thinking it would be dead in a month. Guess they found a niche?

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@william619 said:

@amyggen: Why is it strange? It's OK for people to say what they like and dislike. Maybe there's a lot of people out there that really like the content Giantbomb produces, but don't enjoy the Patrick Klepik content. Why shouldn't they feel free to express that in a non-hostile way?

Its a pretty mean comment man. Patrick wears his heart on his sleeve like any true nerd. If you don't like his journalistic approach then so be it, but personal attacks "I don't like you" are pretty babyish.

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@ptys: Fine. I don't like the journalistic, hipsterish, deconstructive approach. I like the funny, interesting, open-minded, joyous approach. Capiche?

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@ptys: Fine. I don't like the journalistic, hipsterish, deconstructive approach. I like the funny, interesting, open-minded, joyous approach. Capiche?

Heheh, I actually regret calling your comment babyish as it was a dig, not very nice of me. Patrick is a nice guy and he's in the forums alot. I would hate for him to read your comment as he cops a lot of shit from people. Personally I think he's one of the most switched on journos in gaming... watch him on the Bonus round with Keeley and Totilo... he owns it cause the guys knows his shit.

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@ptys: Sure. But it's a crowded space and his critical approach is pretty common among games journalists. There are other guys that operate in that same space that have humor and they entertain at the same time. Patrick does the investigative stuff as well, but you know, there is just not that many interesting stories to uncover about the gaming industry. Most of his work is redundant and he doesn't have a funny or engaging personality to fall back on.

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love the quick Heat quote at the beginning

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@william619: I guess its what you think funny is. Personally I find Patrick really engaging especially when him Jeff and Brad are chewing the fat about stuff like the closure of 38 Studios or the EVO fallout. Everyone goes on about how funny Vinny is, he's ok but I wouldn't pay cash dollars to hear his one liners. What about Alex, Brad and Drew... how are they so engaging and funny?

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@ptys: These posts will probably get deleted now. Anyway, keep enjoying what Patrick does! I'm glad people enjoy his work. I'm an older guy so probably just enjoy the insight of the older dudes on Giantbomb. Peace.

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You are now in the presence of the ruler of the hold Giantbomb, Jar-l Gerstmann.

My liege...

P.S. Next episode title, "Jar Trekking"?

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Jeff's Bedroom: The Realist Place on the Internetâ„¢

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@amyggen said:

@thepilgrums said:

@william619 said:

You did a great job at E3 Jeff. I don't like Patrick, but overall the Giantbomb coverage of E3 was superb.

Was the "I don't like Patrick" really necessary? That couldn't go unsaid to tell Jeff he did well?

Some people seems to need to say how much they dislike Patrick every time they can. It's strange.

It still blows me away that people hate on Patrick so much. He's contributed some amazing stuff to this site consistently for years now and he's an all around nice guy.
People are rude for no reason.

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That Jar looks like a paper cup sponsored by Wendy's. What's going on here!?

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@xeirus: It's not being rude. Some of you guys need to watch it with trying to censor other peoples' opinions. Patrick's a big boy and he can take it. He doesn't need a squad of henchmen to go around trying to suppress community members' opinions.

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@william619: I don't see anyone trying to censor or suppress you. The comment train you just replied to consisted of people simply saying your comment was unnecessary and rude. Something I definitely agree with, considering you are in a thread that has nothing to do with Patrick.

A handful of people simply disagree with what you said, and how you said it. When you to get all dramatic and hyperbolic, tossing words like "suppress" and "henchmen" around you start to sound a bit silly.

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@tesla: Well of course it is. No fucking way I'm going to make a critical comment about Patrick again. The backlash is ridiculous.

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@william619: Kind of bummed that you're getting so much crap for expressing an opinion. No one has to like everything the site does, or all the site members.

I, too, liked the E3 coverage a great deal. Didn't like every guest, but that's fine.

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Know he won't possibly see this but to the guy saying that design by committee has always worked out did not play Uncharted 3 with the weird ass 8 way default aim setting that was added because the community responded well to it. Man that was junk.

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I ALWAYS up difficulty in games where it's recommended.

Definitely made Gears 3, Uncharteds, Halos, Bioshock Infinite, etc waaaaaaaaaaaay more enjoyable. And I'd argue that the GB community reading the reviews aren't the standard gaming masses. Most everything on the site caters to people more than willing to dig deeper into the industry.

Also!

People trying to get into games journalism. At this point, it seems like writing isn't even an avenue worth pursuing. People with years of experience in the industry can't even get those jobs any more. There were tons of Patreon campaigns this week launched just to keep games writers from dying.

I really don't see that kind of thing lasting much longer, especially as the gaming community grows more educated and no longer needs to rely on reviews to inform their tastes.

Get into video stuff. Look into comedy and improve stuff. Funny/entertaining video game stuff seems like the only thing that even sticks a little bit anymore.

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Loved the video @jeff! Not sure if you had any plans in place already, but it'd be cool to do a sort of "welcome" show for the new people joining the site. I don't know, like a live show where they sit down and show off their favourite game for a bit and you all talk about stuff? Maybe that's just an Unprofessional Fridays segment or something, I don't know.

Either way, looking forward to the future!

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A good example of a game's attributed writer not being responsible for the story is Brian Mitsoda on Alpha Protocol, who was infamously fired and had his story scrapped and then rewritten wholesale by someone else. Although he is credited as the Lead Creative Director and Writer of Alpha Protocol, he has publicly stated that the game in no way represents his original concept, story included.

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Break me off a piece of that - Jit-Jat-JAR.

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If its premium Content, how is it all the silver members can watch it/talking about the content?

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@trowa_s: Because Silver members are premium members, we just pay monthly.

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Whoever said Dave Mirra kind sucks....You are wrong and I hate you and I will fight you. I was so sad when my PS2 stopped playing blue disk games.

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@ptys said:

@william619 said:

@ptys: Fine. I don't like the journalistic, hipsterish, deconstructive approach. I like the funny, interesting, open-minded, joyous approach. Capiche?

Heheh, I actually regret calling your comment babyish as it was a dig, not very nice of me. Patrick is a nice guy and he's in the forums alot. I would hate for him to read your comment as he cops a lot of shit from people. Personally I think he's one of the most switched on journos in gaming... watch him on the Bonus round with Keeley and Totilo... he owns it cause the guys knows his shit.

Thanks for letting me know about that episode! Didn't know Patrick was ever on that. I like Patrick!

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Man, Gametap. Fun fact - I subscribed to Gametap to play Sam & Max Season One, which was a Gametap exclusive for a while, and I believe funded by Gametap. Thinking about that, I guess the Walking Dead stuff might not exist without Gametap.

Alternate post: Man, Gametap. I can't believe they're around, what a crappy service. (the first one ended up way too positive to be a comment post on the internet)

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Very pleased that Jeff gave such an honest answer about going into covering games. Lots of places give you the standard "oh, get a degree and write blogs" answer. When I was younger, of course I wanted to get into games coverage and that's what I wanted to hear.

But man... that line of work just doesn't seem secure at all. Luckily, Jeff's repeatedly said that things are constantly changing and they'll have to evolve. Different sites? I dunno, IGN seems to get layoffs every year. Not a good sign for traditional coverage.

Well, except for Game Informer. Those guys seem to have very minimal turnover and downsizing, so kudos to Andy and Reiner for keeping that ship flowing and changing with the times as needed.

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@damswedon: Ahhhh Okay I see, I always thought of it as Gold was premium and Silver was free content Didn't know that! Thanks!

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@hunterob: Love a bit of Bonus Round. Jeff was on the one earlier and it's just him and Keeley sandwiching this cutie from Kotaku. I think she might be there as decoration between the big boys, lol

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@jeff:

I've got you covered on titles for the next couple of episodes Jeff. Apologies in advance if you've used any of these already or if all of them are terrible.

Ghosts of Jars, Jarcry 4, Jardians of the Galaxy, Jarfax, Riding in Jars with Boys, Jar-ritos Mexican Soda. Jartyrdom, Battlefield: Jarredline.

Thanks for the video Jeff E. Danjarously. Tell Doctor Tracksuit I said hello and I'm coming for him.

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@meatsim said:

That Jar looks like a paper cup sponsored by Wendy's. What's going on here!?

Thanks a lot. Now I need to go get some Wendy's for lunch.

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BRING BACK TNT!