Quick Look: Bombshell

I watched about 2minutes MAX of this game and was done.

Sorry Bombshell I'm going to go play Torchlight 2, Diablo 3, Path of Exile, you know games that are good. BYE! ;)

THE NUKEM THAT I USED TO KNOW (feat. Bombshell)

Now and then I think of when we quoted movies

Like when you said you all out of bubble gum

Told myself that you were super cool

I didn't realize you were such a tool

But I was a teenager at the time so whatever

You can get used to really stupid heroes

Like Ash in Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2

So as a kid I thought you were a great protagonist

Until I realized you were misogynist

And I'll admit that I'm glad the last game bombed

But you didn't have to come back now!

Change your gender and still be as thin as paper!

And I don't even need your love!

But you treat me like a pig cop and that feels so rough!

No you didn't need a reboot game!

Have George Broussard air out his dirty laundry on Twitter!

All the guns are super lame!

What happened to the Nukem that I used to know?

What happened to the Nukem that I used to know?

What happened to the Nukem that I used to know?

Man, I loved Loaded for Playstation One. Cool beans to Ryckert for the totally over-due shoutout there...