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Quick Look: Domestic Dog Simulator

How do dogs support themselves? Can they use explosive poop to make bacon? Rorie and Brad find out what it takes to live life as a domesticated dog.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Apr. 17 2015

Cast: Brad, Matt

Posted by: Jason

In This Episode:

Domestic Dog Simulator

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Rorie!

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What to do with all these delicious puppies.

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Like I always say. Every dog is a puppy, but not all puppies are dogs.

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Puppies!. Hopefully...

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*chomp*

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Is this Frog Fractions 2?

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In the sewers I think that was a NINJA turtle.

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I'm so glad this exists!

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Rorie takes to this game so naturally he's talking about it like it's an old favorite. This is an Encyclopedia Bombastica.

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When in doubt, pee on shit.

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Dogs don't have their own houses, this is just silly.

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Rorie's frantic pace and how he talks make this kind of perfect as that is how I picture an actual dog to be like.

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Hope this quick look isn't a little ruff.

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I both find this game interesting, and hate it.

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They had me at Pup Boy

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This seems well put together but constantly managing lowering bars doesn't look fun. At least in The Sims or in city games like Tropico you're constantly building towards something and getting progress but I didn't get that feeling as much while watching this.

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As an owner of three dogs, I can confirm the accuracy of the unlimited pee in this simulation.

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Rorie makes me laugh every time.

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I don't often buy cute little games but when I do, it's because a Quicklook convinced me.

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Holy shit, my childhood.

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I'm glad @Rorie took at look at this. I thought of him when a friend gifted me a copy.

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Pee on a man hole?

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once he started smoking I burst out laughing, that one got me

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This should have been on UPF. =D

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I thought it was pretty obvious that those were raccoons stealing your money @rorie

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Mo' Rorie, Less Problems!

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Frog Fractions 2?

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Yeah, this has "lets play bait" written all over it.

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Sleeeeepy Daaaawwwgzzzz

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"I got to level 5. Just from pooping."

GOTY 2015

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Feels like it was just made for Youtube.

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It looked like you wanted "Left Right Down."

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Most drugs.

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I'm not sure what I just watched.

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Video games are great!

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When I saw this on the "coming up" list I knew there was no way it'd be anybody but Rorie playing it!

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@sargemcd said:

Rorie's frantic pace and how he talks make this kind of perfect as that is how I picture an actual dog to be like.

Rorie is the perfect dog.

Fit for chomping.

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Was is just me or did Brad drop a Ren and Stimpy reference about half way through?

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Dogs and Brad?

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@cloneslayer: Well... How do you like, THIS?!

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was an intentional reference from Brad.

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@cale said:

Dogs don't have their own houses, this is just silly.

IT'S THE FUTURE, MAN! HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE FUTURE?!

and here is a happy emoticon to show that I'm not actually a crazy person =)

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@lowestformofwit: and also shitty unfunny steam reviews written all over it.

"i dug up money from a hole and then peed on a squirrel. 11/10 would dog again LOLOLOL IM SO CLEVER AND HILARIOUS"

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Rorie is such a frantic talker

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I don't think I would have finished this video if it weren't for Rorie talking about dogs, he just seemed so happy when he was peeing. Also the game looks awful.

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@cale said:

Dogs don't have their own houses, this is just silly.

IT'S THE FUTURE, MAN! HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE FUTURE?!

and here is a happy emoticon to show that I'm not actually a crazy person =)

Uh, guys? Dog houses?

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This QL has some great out-of-context quotes.

But, really, don't pee on electric fences.

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@assinass said:

Dogs and Brad?

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Man, everyone in that trailer look like different people.