Quick Look: I Am Bread

Troy does have range the guy is amazingly talented.

This is a real advert in the UK. I'm looking forward to the future I AM BREAD DLC similar to the recent Fast & Furious 7 stand alone. That said, when I first saw this advert, it immediately reminded me of this:

GBYeast.

*throws down mic*

you've read the book... now play the game!!!

Alex Navarro: Next Level Bread Productions

Before it was fully baked.

Someone please cut out the snippet of Alex saying, "I'm wet again." I am sure we can use that for all manner of things.

burnt toast is the yeast of this guy's problems!

@bisonhero: no puns. 0/10 slices.

I hate memegaming.

Awful to play but LEL randumb

There's only one man for the job

This is some pretty rye commentary.

At yeast they enjoyed the game.

I enjoyed the Unfinished version of this but couldn't make any progress. Good to see they have added that invincibility option though. Couldn't make it past the second level.

Still inspired me to write this article, though. Have to try out the finished version and see how it pans out. Or should I say, how it toasts out.

Hey, it's that joke I made back on page 1. Thanks for being my hype man on this, yo! ;)

(Sorry for the burn. Oops, I made another toast goof! Man, I just can't stop!)

If bread's involved, he'll always rise to the challenge.

surgeon simulator is a bad videogame and this looks like an equally bad videogame. Fuck these devs

Wait, I thought Bread was on the West Coast, doing ad reads

Well, poo. That was the best bun pun I had, bar naan. Dough!

This thread is sorely lacking in Bread

@shagge: Don't look now, but you're back in the game! I knew I could rely on you; you seem like a crustworthy kinda person.

@buzz_clik:

It was truly crumb-elievable that I could save face at the last moment like that.

... Wait... DAMMIT! Beat to it again! The McElroys always gotta be cramping my steez.

This game looks real bre ad.

@vinny@alex Loved the puns. Never stop. All I could think while watching rampage mode: violence only baguettes violence.

I would pay good money to see a "Vinnyvania" style video where Vinny must get through the whole game without using the invincibility. Based off watching Alex play and watching the old Unfinished, Vinny was actually very good at this game.

I am above puns.

I'm worried about this guy. Benzos in the cabinet, alcohol next to the toilet... bad news, man.

I'm only half-way through the QL so I'm not sure if they figure this out later, but when toasting the bread, toasting specific segments on a given side absolutely matters.

Unfortunately not available in America

The most disturbing things about this video

1: You eat PB&J on wheat bread

or

2: You don't eat PB&J sandwiches

wtf

I eat everything on wheat bread... wheat buns, wheat tortillas, etc.

@7x_: Ah fuck. This version should work.

ugh

I can't condone this anti-white bread commentary. PB&J or grilled cheese on wheat is a disgrace.

Please make Brad play this to completion and call it Breaking Bread.

Why doesn't the loading message read I Am Loafing?

the comment thread of bread puns reminds me why i love this website.

"I'm wet again". - Alex Navarro

Bread Slice: "Burn with me!"

Alex, you shouldnt call someone paranoid if you know that person to have a crazy slice of bread in its house

@gregalor: Not Breading Brad?

Shouldn't this be called "I Am Toast"?

#TeamBread

"Check this out... Fuck you." I think I might commandeer this phrase.

Difficult bread-related game. Very difficult.