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Quick Look: Madden NFL 13

Jeff and Vinny meet on the frozen tundra, where men triumph and fall, mostly due to inner ear problems.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Aug. 24 2012

Cast: Jeff, Vinny

Posted by: Drew

In This Episode:

Madden NFL 13

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I like it when Drew randomly pops every once in a while. Guess I just like Drew.

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Edited By Jangowuzhere

Funniest quick look this year!

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@Driam said:

I like it when Drew randomly pops every once in a while. Guess I just like Drew.

Nothing to be ashamed of.

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Show some respect guys, that's Ray fuckin' Lewis.

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Edited By sweetz

37:42 - I have not laughed that hard in a looong time. Tears flowing from my eyes laughing. Thanks for that Jeff, Vinny, and Madden programmers :)

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Edited By Lemmycaution217

What is going on in this game?

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Edited By Christoffer

Ok, I get what people have been saying in the GB community. The Jeff and Vinny humor just hook together like no other GB staff does. I get it now.

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@sissylion said:

@WVUEers: Why are you so mad, yo

What makes you think I'm angry? I'm not allowed to chime in with legitimate criticism? Are people who say "This game sucks" mad? Nope. I just think that sometimes the guys try to be more funny or entertaining then they should and as a result they shit on issues that aren't actually present, it's obnoxious.

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@Seanakin66 said:

Holy shit, seeing the Jets going to Foxboro and once again sucking ASS against a one-dimensional team is the ULTIMATE in realism! Thanks Vinny!

BTW was I the only one to watch the gameplay footage and start getting flashbacks of NFL 2K5?

It looks like the closest Madden has got to that game. Hope it plays like it, hard to believe they still haven't made a better game. Even the commentary seems to be trying to be like 2k5 (it's not as good, but better than any Madden game commentary before, and certainly better than the atrocious commentary of the last few games).

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@Hogans_Hotdogs said:

WHO STILL BUYS THESE EVERY YEAR!?!?!?

People whose money EA deserves to have.

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Edited By RedSox8933

I haven't laughed like this in a long time.

"I'm afraid they won't be able to see...oh wait, do they light the stadiums?"

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Edited By mrbubbles

oh man i could watch vinny and jeff play this game all day if they keep that awesome commentary up. 12hr madden marathon with everyone at the gb office go!

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God I hope they don't "fix" any of the physics in FIFA 13, it was hilarious in last years game.

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What the fuck, Mogwai in Madden?!

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@WVUEers said:

@sissylion said:

@WVUEers: Why are you so mad, yo

What makes you think I'm angry? I'm not allowed to chime in with legitimate criticism? Are people who say "This game sucks" mad? Nope. I just think that sometimes the guys try to be more funny or entertaining then they should and as a result they shit on issues that aren't actually present, it's obnoxious.

I don't know if you noticed, but this game have some issues and what they did is giving appropriate respones to those issues. I don't see the problem here.

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Edited By EuanDewar

37:42 is maybe my favourite quick look moment ever

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Edited By supercubedude

I'm always amazed by how TERRIBLE parts of Madden look. Then again, EA has no incentive to make these games better.

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No more Cris Collinsworth? Add Jim Nantz and Phil Simms?

I'm sold on this.

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Vinny and Jeff should really handle all sports quick looks until the end of time. This was amazing.

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This is the funniest QL in a long time! :D And I must say that this is the best PR EA can ask for.. xD

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I love that they picked rival teams without even knowing it. We've seen the birth of Giant Bomb Sports Machine.

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I like how it's only snowing in the stadium.

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Edited By savutano

Quicklooks with Vinny and Jeff are always the best.

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Edited By triviaman09

They brought Ultimate Team to Madden? That thing that makes them a ton of money in FIFA? Weird.

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Edited By Rabid619

You know it's a great quick look when you are struggling and failing to hold in laughter. Good show!

... still not interested in football, but hey, I am all for football videos.

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Edited By Kowalo

That fall at the end was hilarious!

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Edited By sublime90

madden and EA are fuckin wack. thank buddah EA didnt get the exclusive on the nba. 2k all the way mang

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Edited By BrockNRolla

I'm a lover of football. Played in high school and am an avid college and pro football fan.

But this game looks terrible. I don't understand how the animation can be that bad. I get that this series is about money, because people are going to buy it regardless of what changes have been made, but things look as robotic and unrealistic as ever. As funny as this video was, this game is just gross.

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Great QL

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Edited By AngriGhandi

So the Infinity Engine is just like Euphoria, only way more busted and dumb?

...That actually sounds great.

Put it in every game.

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@EuanDewar said:

37:42 is maybe my favourite quick look moment ever

I so glad I stuck with it to that point. Incredible.

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Just the type of coverage this deserves. Until next year, folks!

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Giant Bomb needs to do quick looks for all sports games. ALL of them!

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I said it in the NCAA Quick Look and I'll say it again. I want Jeff and Vinny to Quick Look all the major sports games.

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Easily one of the Top 10 QLs of the year. I'd love to see Vinny and Jeff do one for NHL13...

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Edited By triviaman09

*Vinny runs out of pocket, immediately gets sacked* "I just don't get this."

These are the best quick looks.

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Goddamn is the Infinity engine the stupidest thing ever!!! Awesome QL! Nearly died of laughter at the "I love you" part!!

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@DeviTiffany said:

Hey Football people, I noticed some of the players during the game said things like "1 Sack, 1 Tackle" I always thought they were the same thing. What's the difference?

A sack is basically a specific type of tackle: tackling the QB for a loss of yardage. So the QB drops back for a pass, you tackle him before he throws, and it's a sack.

If the QB drops back, you chase him, and he ends up running for a 1 yard gain before you tackle him... it's just a tackle.

Tacking the QB behind the line of scrimmage (the point at which the play started) is the defintiion of a sack.

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@SuperSambo said:

These guys would have loved Fifa 12 when it originally launched.

It had the same premise, a new engine that was meant to replicate 'real collisions', however at launch it was a broken buggy mess in the best possible way.

Whenever i need cheering up, i just watch the 'FIFA Fails keep getting better' video series on youtube. I am a huge FIFA fan and i actually find the physics issues totally hilarious and fun.

I have warned my Madden buying friends though... i think they're going to be in for the same this year. New physics engine in a sports game is always going to result in some degree of zaniness.

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Laughed so hard during this while eating dinner and eventually puked up part of my sandwich as a result.

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How nice to see that the three of them know nothing about football. I can really relate to that.

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3 pointers clearly don't carry over into football

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@BrockNRolla: So because the animations are bad, the game is terrible? You might want to take another look to your priorities in a video game.

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@MjHealy: Wow, I thought of the same thing as well. It would be nice to have some more TV like presentation in the menus for the next FIFA game. I do like the playable section in FIFA during loading though, I think I've spent a lot of time just kicking the ball and doing tricks before games start.

EDIT: That being said, some the the menus here seem really laggy. I guess I'd prefer function over form.

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The fans in the stands look almost exactly like they do in Madden 2004.

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Madden is a joke, but I keep buying it.

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If they change the skins to resemble Transformers, I'll buy in.

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I was thinking about getting madden this year, but this video helped remind why I stopped playing madden