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Quick Look: Sniper Elite III

Jeff and Dan commit horrible violence against the butts of some very surprised skeletons.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Jul. 2 2014

Cast: Jeff, Dan

Posted by: Drew

In This Episode:

Sniper Elite III

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@nomin said:

This was a fantastic start to Dan's tenure. The control room quip should be more encouraged.

It's like the editor's note in a magazine, you gotta be careful, or else it might end up just being a 3-man quick-look where one guy sounds kinda crappy.

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Dan's first contribution to GB was to encourage Jeff to snipe a man's butt.

Welcome, friend.

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cigs66 just wants to party.

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My privates are numb with excitement.

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Super good job. It is getting hard to imagine anyone else getting one of the 2 new positions at GB. Keep it up.

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Dan fit in well, love this combo already. I like his energy and general upbeat personality, something that was kinda missing when Vinny moved out. Jeff also seemed more energetic than usual, I'm sure he's excited he finally got to hire some people and Giantbomb is expanding. And Dan giving Jeff funny suggestions of what to do is perfect. Dat butt-tumblr shot. Dan is right, Jeff's accents are so terrible, so terrible they're great though.

That xray sniping was actually kind of awesome though the rest of the game doesn't interest me. Can't wait to see more from the new crew. "Oh my god"

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The x-ray head smash is from The Streetfighter, not Riki-Oh. smdh at this disregard for history.

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I'm with Jeff in that I really don't like sniping in games, especially not in multiplayer (with the single exception being the great Black Hawk Down), but this seems like it could be really fun. I think I'll probably get it, once it's 20 bucks or so.

Also it's great that next to Japanese expert Brad, we now have history expert Dan too. Good times. (Just not in the weird alternate reality, in which Africa was involved in WWII. Yeah.)

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Dan showing the value of a KU degree. Welcome aboard Dan, RCJH!

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Dan seems totally fine but what bothers me is the fact these dudes cover games as a job, a living and it seems despite what they said at the beginning that this is their introduction to the sniper eilte franchise.

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4 minutes into Dan's first QL and he says nards.

Everything I expected and more.

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Welcome, @danryckert, and thanks for the really swell first QL!

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Jeff really needs to get back into Wolfenstein if he's that into the x-ray gibs.

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Rock on Cig OWWWWWWWWWW!!

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This was hilarious. As was the slight pause from Jeff as you can tell it distracted him momentarily.

Man i can only guess what kind of shit cigs talks about, Jeff should of joined.

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The multiplayer is actually very interesting and intense. I'm sorry your not into it.

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Ya Dan QL! Can't wait for them to break down his cheery spirit :P

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Haha, that dynamite bit a bit after 16 minutes.

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Dan encouraging some Vinny-isms, so he's already off to a great start.

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@president_barackbar:

@murdoc_ said:

Who's Dan and how does he have a history minor from college and didn't know about Africa battles in WW2. Shit, even playing an early call of duty would have taught you that.

To be fair, someone who minors in history has to take so few classes that its totally possible to never even study 20th Century History as a minor.

How is it possible to leave elementary school and not know about Africa in WWII?

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@thallium said:

@president_barackbar:

@president_barackbar said:
@murdoc_ said:

Who's Dan and how does he have a history minor from college and didn't know about Africa battles in WW2. Shit, even playing an early call of duty would have taught you that.

To be fair, someone who minors in history has to take so few classes that its totally possible to never even study 20th Century History as a minor.

How is it possible to leave elementary school and not know about Africa in WWII?

In the American school system specifically its not heavily covered now, let alone when Dan went to school. Sometimes when people have been away from the world of education for a while they don't remember a lot of the things they learned.

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"The unpleasantness in Germany" is officially the most polite way to refer to WW2

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If you guys are upset that Dan has a minor in History and doesn't know about the African front in WW2. You should also know that he's a major in Film and has never seen The Godfather.

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Pretty funny first Quick Look from Dan.

Can't believe they dissed MGO though, a ton of people love that.

Misguidedly. MGO was kinda bad if you could bring yourself to get past the draconian Konami registration process.

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@thallium: world history is not a big focus at elementary schools.

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This was the first quick look i watched in its entirety in a long time. Dan seems like a cool dude.

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Drew's "oh my god"

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Dan "Africa was part of WW2?" Ryckert

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Dan "Africa was part of WW2?" Ryckert

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Blued scope reducing recoil jesus christ

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cigs66 popping up during Sniper Elite Quick Look...

PERFECT!

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This Quick Look had me cracking up! Jeff's fake German accent was spot on. Welcome Dan!

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@civid said:

Dan not knowing Africa was an important warzone in WWII was priceless. Because the Americans wasn't in that part of the war, so who gives a fuck, right? :P

Not for nothin', but the US was there for Operation Torch and the Tunisia Campaign.

"Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"

Nice "Patton" quote!

For anyone curious about the North Africa campaign starting from the U.S. and Allied landings during Operation Torch, I'd really recommend the book "An Army at Dawn" by Rick Atkinson. It details how the African campaign transformed the U.S. Army from a green, fairly incompetent military force into a veteran army that was actually ready to invade Europe. (The book also doesn't stint in describing the British and French roles.)

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"Aaaaaaahhhhh I'm inside of you!"

Also, did Dan seriously not know about the African theatre?! I add my disappointment to Drew's!

EDIT: @jeff I'm a historian and your campy German accent is AMAZING.

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This quick look isn't funny at all. Plus how can you be so ignorant about WW2 and Africa?! Disappointed I am Jeff.

I feel the same. Everyone seems to be loving Dan but I found this QL to be beyond boring. The Africa/WWII thing was just...shameful.

Disappointed too.

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I like you, Dan. But we don't say "gamer" around these parts. :P

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@civid said:

Dan not knowing Africa was an important warzone in WWII was priceless. Because the Americans wasn't in that part of the war, so who gives a fuck, right? :P

Great first QL from Dan, very entertaining.

I'm sure some other folks have pointed it out by now, but look up Operation Torch, duder. It's one of the feathers in General (later President) Eisenhower's cap.

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@william619 said:

This quick look isn't funny at all. Plus how can you be so ignorant about WW2 and Africa?! Disappointed I am Jeff.

I feel the same. Everyone seems to be loving Dan but I found this QL to be beyond boring. The Africa/WWII thing was just...shameful.

Disappointed too.

I find your remarks way more embarrassing than Dan's lack of WW2 interest. Shameful..

It's strange seeing Dan on a quicklook, but it's clear he's made for this type of content. =D

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This quick look is great.

The game looks fun- I'll have to check this out after my wallet recovers from the recent steam sale.

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Danny O'Dwyer's time with this game on The Lobby basically involves him talking about balls for 15 minutes.

"My ball lust is even more ravenous now that I've seen some!" - Danny

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Drew is our vox populi.

Also, Jeff is friends with cigs66!? This is just like that slash fic. I wrote...

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@thallium said:

@president_barackbar:

@president_barackbar said:
@murdoc_ said:

Who's Dan and how does he have a history minor from college and didn't know about Africa battles in WW2. Shit, even playing an early call of duty would have taught you that.

To be fair, someone who minors in history has to take so few classes that its totally possible to never even study 20th Century History as a minor.

How is it possible to leave elementary school and not know about Africa in WWII?

Where the hell did you go to Elementary school? I think all I learned about WWII in Elementary school was that the world was involved and that the US "won". I didn't know Africa was even involved in WWII until I took an African History course in college.

Edit: Since I asked you I guess I should say I went to elementary school in Texas (and that might have something to do with it.)

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Look up Rommel, Montgomery, and Patton, Daniel! :P

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This quick look was fantastic. Jeff was on point and excited and Dan kept the conversation going and brought a lot to the table. Really, really enjoyed this one guys.

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@jeffgoldblum said:

@thallium said:

@president_barackbar:

@president_barackbar said:
@murdoc_ said:

Who's Dan and how does he have a history minor from college and didn't know about Africa battles in WW2. Shit, even playing an early call of duty would have taught you that.

To be fair, someone who minors in history has to take so few classes that its totally possible to never even study 20th Century History as a minor.

How is it possible to leave elementary school and not know about Africa in WWII?

Where the hell did you go to Elementary school? I think all I learned about WWII in Elementary school was that the world was involved and that the US "won". I didn't know Africa was even involved in WWII until I took an African History course in college.

Edit: Since I asked you I guess I should say I went to elementary school in Texas (and that might have something to do with it.)

I didn't say I necessarily learned it in elementary school only that one should have a certain level of knowledge of world events by them time they leave elementary school by reading books like encyclopedias (there was no internet when I was in school) or watching historical films etc. School is not sole place to gain knowledge nor should it be.

In the fifth grade I wrote a research paper on Japan's involvement in WWII. If you do any reading, research etc about WWII it's not hard to discover that battles were going on in Africa.

I just think, and so do many commenters as well as Drew, that it's incredible that a grown man could not know about it. Having said that I wouldn't have given it a second thought though if he hadn't shared that he minored in history.

And by the way, I'm a Texan.

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Dan had me at 'nards'

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@jeff has never seen Story of Ricky. What. You need to get on that shit, man.

A truer statement has not yet been made.

But seriously, that movie is bugfuck insane and you need to watch it. Also Dan is pretty cool, excited to see more content with the new guys. So happy this site is growing.