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Quick Look: Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor

Brad and Jeff go on the hunt for Kinect's finest fist bump simulator, but Steel Battalion is all, "NAWWWWWWWW."

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Jun. 19 2012

Cast: Jeff, Brad

Posted by: Vinny

In This Episode:

Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor

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Edited By mikular

This looked rad, can't wait to see it.

EDIT: Guess not.

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Edited By djames216

Heavy

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Edited By jesterroyal

I have high hopes for this. Maybe it will justify the Kinect?

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Edited By KillerPidgeon

Who pushes the button??!!! Don't do it!

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Edited By bobtastic715

HARDCOOOOOREEE

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Edited By phexon

Needs more saluting

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Edited By zombie2011

Yes, kinect and a tricaster the return of awesome.

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Edited By Calavero

Hell yes

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Edited By bigsmoke77

The demo was bad, so no surprise here...

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Edited By Bollard

Noooo the opening makes me sad :(

Also again, every time you use the new cameras, just like when you had cameras at the old office, everything is super quiet for no apparent reason! Bump up the audio volumes!

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Edited By shadowdrone

I had high hopes this game would at least have interesting controls/motions. Seriously hoping for a hardcore Kinect title? A little more far-fetched, I think.

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Edited By hbk619

Brad sounds enthused!
 
 "Jeff, I hate Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor" 2 seconds into the video!

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Edited By zombie2011

This type of game is really interesting to me, i like the gesture and control stuff if only it worked better and was in a better game. Hopefully when the next kinect comes out it will a lot better so more of these kind of games can happen.

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Edited By Residentrevil2

I enjoyed the demo so I'm still buying it. I actually sat in a dark room. Kinect still saw me.

Amazon had SB for 45 bucks.

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Edited By metal_mills

This game got 1/10 at polygon and 3 at IGN. What a mess!

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Edited By nights

DDP! Diamond Cutter!

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Edited By dantey

Fuck. I don't have a 360 or a Kinect, but man I am bummed that this game controls poorly.

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Edited By LobsterMobster

Man, that's heartbreaking. This was MS's chance to sell me a Kinect.

By the way, HEAT rounds are High-Explosive Anti-Tank. AP is Anti-Personnel.

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Edited By Masha2932

I like the picture in picture stuff guys, it really helps with kinect quicklooks. I hope this becomes the standard for all videos from now on. Especially with the Wii U releasing later this year, we as an audience will benefit having a camera on the gamepad.

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Edited By Nadafinga

Bummed.

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Damn this was the only thing on Kinect so far that looked decent. Disappointed it turned out like this.

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Edited By Robo

"Fucking shit! This fucking fucker is fucking our shit up! Fuck!"

HARDFUCKINGCORE

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Edited By woodroez

For what it's worth, AP is indeed popularly used for Armor Piercing, insofar as ammunition is concerned. It's a shame about this games functionality; hard to believe the demos they got at trade shows ran so well and then the final product turns out like this.

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Edited By tescovee

bummed considering how high tricky and brad had been when they first talked about it on the bombcast

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Edited By ArjanN

This looks like it actually could be pretty good, if the controls worked, like if you were playing with mouse and keyboard on PC or something.

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They fucking say fuck a lot in this fucking game.

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Edited By Driadon

:( I was hoping for more content, and a proper multiplayer mode.

Well, here's hoping DLC will fill that void.

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Kinect is baby toy for little baby man.

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Kinect ruins everything

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Edited By rNilla

@HBK619: Quick Look should have just ended right there.

Brad: "Jeff, I hate Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor"

Jeff: "OK! Thanks Brad!"

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Edited By SolidOcelot

What a shame

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Such a disappointment.

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Edited By FrenchFriedFool

Yep, this is definitely a FromSoft game

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Edited By impartialgecko

Not a fist bump in sight

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It appears my suspicions were accurate.

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Edited By DefAde

So... still no reason to own a Kinect then...!

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Edited By Justin258

This looks downright nightmarish to try to "play". I guess I could have come to those conclusions with the term "Kinect required" but I would be lying if I said this was not cool looking before.

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Edited By metalsnakezero

Man, this was a disappointment. I was hoping FromSoftware would be able to really make the Kinect work. At least they still make good ass Souls games.

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Edited By JillSammich

Damn, 4 minutes in and I'm already frustrated just watching him play this. I can't imagine trying to play.

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Edited By Castiel

It looks like Scheiße!

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Edited By DirtyEagles

SHOOT THAT GUY!

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Edited By arch4non

AP = Armor Piercing; HP = Hollow Point

Calling AP rounds Anti-Personnel rounds is like saying you need Sniper Rifle brand ammo for your Sniper Rifle which you buy at a genuine Sniper Rifle store.

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Edited By gike987

This looks like it could have been a pretty good PC game. A keyboard would have all the buttons you need to reach things quickly and using a mouse would be much more reliable than the kinect.

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Edited By BBAlpert

This calls for a true test of stupidly unforgiving and difficult to control vehicle sims...

FLIGHT CLUB, ASSEMBLE!

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Edited By MachoFantastico

The Kinect ladies and gentlemen... Microsoft you should be proud.  
 
Not to say it's all Kinect's fault, the game itself looks pretty awful to play. 

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Edited By Noizemaze

I played the Demo last night and didn't have any problems with the Kinect Controls. I find it odd that the experiences trying to use the Kinect are so different between users. It'll be interesting to try the full game and see how it compares. With the $45 Amazon pre-order price and a $10 discount code, I don't feel like I'm losing much to give this a go.

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shoulda just stuck with the epic controller...cuz that doesnt look fun at all

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Edited By Residentrevil2

The game actually works. Kinect isn't the problem it is the mission design and repetitive nature of the game that is bad. The demo on xbox live was neat. But, those walking mechs are weak.