Quick Look: Warehouse and Logistics Simulator

This can't be real.

Pallet Cleanser. These are the puns I come to this site for.

this gon be gud.

Oh nice! Pretty great, unexpected addition to my night.

What is?

Ok.

This will only end well.

Thank you Jeff and Vinny

That pun caused me physical pain.

Get out.

I've been itching for a new forklift game since finishing Shenmue!

Whoever made that pun deserves a raise.

I saw this on Steam today or yesterday and immediately thought it was ripe for a quick look. So thank you Giant Bomb!

what's next McDonalds and fast food simulator?

Exclusive gameplay preview:

Can we just go with the idea there of the apocalypse? That you are a modern day WALL-E robot? And they are the ghosts around you, while you truck on, continuing the only thing you know how to do while the ghosts of the dead are around you?

What in the blue hell? These simulator game ideas get crazier and better every day.

Ah, the DungHeinrich.

I wonder if Vinny has seen this yet.

I clicked on this expecting it to be at least an hour long. Color me disappointed. Giant Bomb's ridiculous simulator coverage was much better when Dave was still around.

Aw yeah! Vinny said this game was worse than RIPD, so this is gonna be good!

Oh man.....oh maaaaaaan

My dreams and letters (so many letters) have been answered! Thanks Giant Bomb.

Surprise quick look?

Also, reminder what happens when you make an awful pun:

God damn it, Drew.

I would not describe driving a folk lift as "super fun" but I enjoyed it.

The sound for the zombies exploding is the same sound they use for crates exploding.

This is fantastic

The first second I saw the screenshot, I was thinking Shenmue :-)

OH HELL YES.

This is just too close to my actual job.

That was wonderful.

Gaming has finally gotten its own Plan 9 From Outer Space. A game so exquisitely bad you just have to play it!

So many quick looks, so much procrastination.

@sackmanjones said:

All it was missing was an animated .gif of David Caruso putting on his sunglasses and Roger Daltrey going "Yeaaaahhhhhh!"

@cloudymusic: Friggin' amazing.

Transport as many goods as you life!!

I want someone to cram all these simulators into DayZ, I have never played any of them I just want to see it done.

When it comes to pallette loading, I only trust VinCo.

Is this Shenmue 3?

Well, driving a forklift is kinda "fun" but it gets boring after a while.

Drew needs to play this with track IR and a racing wheel on UPF.

"Look at vat I made. I made zis zombie attack mode for zee forklift. Vee vill put ziss out as dee ell she for ze game."

And that's exactly how it went down.

"transport as many goods as you life" might be existential underbelly of this game. Or a terrible translation. Either way, consult the pallets.

Yes! Ever since Vinny's teeet, I'm so glad this happened!

The most bewildering thing about this whole game is that music and am I glad Jeff brought it up.

What is Kavinsky doing writing for this "logistics" simulator?

What Vinny doesn't realize is that the zombie version was actually the real story behind Maximum Overdrive. Those weren't zombies, he was just a homicidal forklift.

That's crazy!

Finally, that forklift wheel i bought off craiglist can get some miles on it.

@dhunter329: Thank you for this

Oh god I love Staplerfahrer Klaus. Thinking about sending the crew a copy.