Giant Bomb Presents: The Winner of EVE Online's Bloody B-R5RB Conflict

That smile is uncanny.

Time for part two!

He looks like an evil genius

@yesiamaduck:

Well, he is.

SkyMarshalling is a key fucking role

Mittani - Master and Commander of the stealth burp.

nice work

He has a goatee... obviously he's from the evil mirror universe.

So real-life Ender?

"coat hanger ops"? yeesh

Well that was interesting, thanks

Man, so bummed that so much of WIdot has ended up working with GSF and the Mittani. Not a big fan of N3PL either, but really can't stand them, even though we were allied with them during the end of NC

Not a big fan of N3PL either but I was allied with them for some time. Then Wldot came along and I joined them. GSF are turds. I'll never surrender to them. NC is pretty great though.

Isn't there a guy code (ugh, can't think of a better term) against severe harm to other man's genitalia? Kind of like the South Park episode when Butters kept on shooting dudes in the dick?

When he said it a second time, I yelled "DUDE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

@wjb: No, there is not:

Close. He was a lawyer.

Also I never thought I'd say this, but Patrick has better facial hair. :{>

@oldguy: Haha! Never seen that, thanks very much for the chuckles! :D

Yeesh. What happened to all the swears? That guy took them!

The written article was great but I never expected to get the audio interview as well. God I love this site.

Great interview. I really enjoyed this coverage of eve, keep up the good work patrick.

Ugh.

Sounds like Patrick has been practicing his "NPR voice".

The other interviewee seemed much cooler. I listened to the interviews in reverse, and I ended up wishing the other side had won. This dude seems like such a douche in the worst way.

This Alex has the same voice as another Alex.

For a second I thought that was a picture of Brian Kibler and I was super confused.

"Amateurs study tactics. Professionals study logistics."

I couldn't make it through this interview because the guy kept mixing metaphors.

"To put it in non-eve terms. No, to put in in card game terms..."

"They put their dick on the table, then we bring out the cleaver..."

Christ. Something tells me he isn't used to speaking without being able to rely on jargon. EVE needs the equivalent of Neil DeGrasse Tyson who both understands the subject and can speak to the uninitiated about it.

@wjb: Not sure if its a "man code" or not but it seems to go against acting like a decent human being. Makes him seem very unlikable.

Considering the goon swarm are basically the "bad guys" of EVE corporations, I think this guy does a good job playing the part.

@euandewar said:

I know, right? What a classy fellow. *eyeroll*

You can tell Gianturco spends way too much time on the Internet, because he has all the lingo and social graces of a 14-year-old who just had a couple Red Bulls. I have to imagine he doesn't exactly spend a small amount of time on SomethingAwful.

The most interesting game I never want to play, Eve Online.