Unprofessional Fridays: 06/05/2015

Ughhh I wished they cooked all of those chicken fries before the show in an oven! It's the same visual, they could've eaten them immediately, and they could've taken the rest home after!

Why am I not surprised Dan has a "guy" inside Burger King's supply chain?

Brad Muir is a BOSS! Don't like free Massive Chalice?! Get F*cked Boi!!!

Massive Chalice on PS4??? Coming soon???

This entire show is just amazing.

The duck drummer throwing one of his drumsticks in the air while playing was my favorite touch.

20 pounds of chicken fries? This is why you are the best Dan

I could go either way on the BW3 argument. It's just not a place to look forward to anymore. Their wings are undersized, the tables are sticky and the place smells like a beer pong table. I still like it for those times when I'm on the road or something and it's there and it's like "hey there's a BW3s!"

That is adowable.

I'm so happy about this UPF

Next week's show should just be 2 hours of Avalon

Glad Dan is keeping up the age old tradition of presenting a new born, a treasure hoard of frozen chicken fries. All is right with the world.

"You can put nacho cheese on your burger."

Meh, all the Buffalo Wild Wings in my general area are pretty bad. Seems to be super overrated

And I'm pretty sure Wingstop is not owned by Pizza Hut.

That baby is goddamn adorable. Though him sleeping instead of screaming might've helped.

And throwing that much food away is kinda fucked up. You didn't even make half a tray!

Yeah boy!

Buffalo Wild Wings is a great place...at least the place I eat is. Jeff is going to a place in Petaluma, CA which already means it kind of sucks by default.

Never had a chicken fry or a baby. On my bucket list now.

As a long time Project Reality player, I'm cringing in anticipation of how this is going to go down. Drew, you don't just jump into this game, aahhhh

The sickest of burns.

I got pretty upset when I saw Dan started touching the chicken fries with his (probably unwashed) hands and then grabbed money (which we all know are horrible germ vessels) from his pocket then immediately starting touching the chicken fries again. :(

this upf..

All of those chickens died so Dan could be an even bigger dumb-ass. What a waste.

@warpig87 said:

So nobody is allowed to learn how to play it?

Ok

Oh shit I wish I would have been able to watch this live today. Wow.

It's like that song:

"Chicken fries, give me sweet chicken fries"

"Chicken friiiies, chicken, chicken fries"

"Ooooh no, no you can't despise"

"Chicken friiiies, chicken, chicken fries"

@dvandort: gonna die anyway!

Brad still rocking the heel hair

@ericfine: i learned to stop giving a shit about little things like that. Granted im not much of a germophobe, and i rarely get sick (possibly due to the resistance ive built! ;) )

I've caught my fiancee doing the exact same thing Mary was doing, it was 2:00 AM and a homemade chocolate cake. If I only I had a camera.

Fantastic UPF!

Fuddruckers in Daly City went out of business years ago.

Project Reality! I was wondering when Drew was going to play this. One of the best mods of all time. I'd recommend reading the manual first, though.

Babies and chicken fries... What even is this website?

I love Brad Muir! =D

Charliiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(I am so watching charlie the unicorn again after this)

Ps: great upf this week overall, loved it!

I love Dan, but he continues to amaze:

• Buys 20 pounds of chicken fries
• Doesn't research into if they are cooked (McDonalds for instance has their chicken nuggets raw, so they aren't always cooked)
• Offers very little amount of money to do something incredibly disgusting/requires way too much effort to earn whatever money he's offering.
• When he realizes he may have fucked up, he tries to get everyone else to take the dive on the may/may not be raw chicken.
• Probably came close to setting off a fire alarm.
• Wastes like 19 pounds of food.

That said, this was probably one of the funniest ones UPF's I have seen in a long time thanks to the perfect combination of chicken fries, Brad Muir, baby, and video games, and Dan's madness/genius/stupidity is always appreciated.

This episode is one for the history books.

I just started eating better and training again and I couldn't have picked a worse time. I've never wanted 20lbs of chicken fingers more in my fucking life. I hate everything.

This was awesome. Dan waiting for other people to eat the food as a gauge for whether or not it was safe made me laugh out loud. I guess at this point I shouldn't be surprised that he doesn't know how the digestive system works!

I'm not sure what's more ridiculous, dan's ideas or the fact that Jeff says yes to them.

Brad Muir's teeth are unnaturally white.

That's probably what happens if you smile as often as he does!

This is the best UPF!

HOLY SHIT SUNSET RIDERS FUCK YOU THAT'S AWESOME!

Who ever in the comment section of the mailbag video claimed that all this was "garbage", clearly hasn't seen the pricetag on these boards.

@darkbeatdk: Yeah, that was a fantastic mailbag to send in!

I am deeply disappointed. I find it upsetting that Dan thought it was okay to spend money on a large amount of food to be thrown in the trash. Poverty still exist in America. There are people who struggle to make ends meet or don't make enough to put food on the table. The ones who have to deal with that problem the most are children. There gets to be point when being weird with food stops being cute. Just because social injustices are not in plain sight does not meant they don't exist. Be more considerate of your actions.

Some news to follow: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/school-kitchen-manager-fired-for-giving-lunches-to-students-without-money/

The summer breeze just blows off all the foodstuff that is stuck in a non-smiling person's teeth.

Seeing those arcade games was fun! I hope they do more of that, I'd like to see what the other boards are. Reading up on Ultra Balloon is cool, too. I'm always interested in stuff that comes out of Korea.

It's a shame that they don't have the resources to get better video out of those boards, though. When is Giant Bomb going all-RGB for retro systems? :)

Did you hate ryan and jeff flushing the pie down the toilet?

Or Ryan buying a big cake just to sit on it?

Good god some of you folks.

It's chicken nuggets. What else are you supposed to do with them? Probably shouldn't give them to the poor at least, or eat them to be honest. And given the price Dan paid for them, these nuggets would've probably ended up in the trash regardless.

@reign said:

If you do not cooperate with people, you are going to have a terrible time with it like Drew had. The game punishes lone wolfs with long spawn times and walking distances. The good thing about this is that it gets a lot of strangers to actually cooperate with voice, which is pretty unique for a video game.