Unprofessional Fridays: 06/02/2017

Great job Jason.

It cannot be understated how much @unastrike means to Giant Bomb. Thanks so much for all the great work you do.

Awesome!!

You're a hard working man, @unastrike. Stuff blows up, but you just gotta roll with the punches and ignore the jerks (or classily put them in their place) -- you've got years of solid production work that speaks on your behalf. It's not said enough, but thanks for all the hard work you put in!

I feel like all the complaining about SF5 is just contagious at this point. The game is fine.

Jason, hot dunk.

So as someone who has had fleas I can talk about how they can stay in a couch. So fleas can infest a place and then go into hibernation after the things they feed on disappear. The one time I had to bomb my condo for fleas I had some indication they were there but didn't think it was a big deal - vacuumed everything three times treated my cat and left for a week. Came back and had fleas jumping on me immediately. WAY more fleas than I had ever seen - could see them on my skin everywhere.

The fleas had gone into hibernation when I left, bred in hibernation, and then came back immediately when I walked through the door. I almost had to get rid of all my furniture.

So couch could have been gotten rid of because it had fleas, they could have gone into hibernation, and then awoken when you and the dog were available to feed on.

Also couches can be cleaned with a vacuum and by dusting. I clean mine monthly this way. Very recommended.

Giant Bomb - "It's virtual botulism!"

You certainly deserved that drink this week, Jason.

Oh man, that couch. nostaglic

You're the man, Jason. Keep up the great work!

Thanks for your hard work Jason! You're amazing.

Are they going to ban @unastrike from EVO? Too good.

Ben's like a daddy long legs, sitting on that couch.

Thank you Jason for all your hard work!

If only Jason had an assistant of some kind, golden mane or not technically necessary.

Thanks, Jason!

Ben: "I like Eggman."

*Stream dies*

Move over, Popplio. @unastrike DA BES

Titan Fall /skip
Minecraft Clone /zZzZzZ
Fighting Game /skip

UPF has become so boring. Been skipping through it each time for what feels like the last few months. The format doesn't work without the weird/different stuff Drew/Vinny brought to the table. I'd prefer more worthwhile content like Demo Derby/Game Tapes/Murder Island. As it stands GBeast is the king of premium content.

Not gonna lie, it was fun seeing the old couch again.

Also, Jason is a badass. I know it's been said about 40 times for this, but it needs to be said again.

Happy I get to see this! Thanks Jason!

you're crazy, fighting game content is the best stuff on the site! titanfall 2 is objectively the best game ever made. and arguably all three things you mentioned are gbwest mainstays! they could use a new game tapes though, i'll agree.

In a "free fall" environment swing around a bat would put you off balance with every swing? You would swing and then that momentum would spin your whole body. The knife is the clear winner because you do not need momentum to do real damage with the knife. As always, do what Jeff says.

Thank you Jason!

You have made a lot of people happy Jason, I am one of those people. Thank you man. You do good work.

Love Tekken 7

Haha, I played Tekken 7 with a few friends tonight and when one of them saw Hwoarang for the first time he actually said:"What's up with Hwoarang? He looks like Rufio if he joined the pirates(because of the eyepatch)."

So, my friend was Jason in disguise confirmed?

Edit: That "I like Eggman. *video signal cuts out* *beeeeep*" part was perfect. In my head I imagine the rest of the team jumping Ben. And losing. ;)

THANK YOU A-STRIKER

but do you love Heihachi?

Portal 2 is a damn near perfect game.