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TANG: BloodRayne

Aha, is this Uwe Boll's worst movie? Join us as we discover the answer.

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The BloodRayne franchise features supernatural vampire-on-Nazi violence, bizarre plots to destroy the world, and a focus on overt gore and the sexuality of its female protagonist.

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netfluffyG is online on Aug. 6, 2009 at 12:10 a.m.
I'm pumped for this, but that should goes without saying.
PhatSeeJayon Aug. 6, 2009 at 9 a.m.
Yay! Bloodrayne! Never knew I'd say that... XD
 
 
 I forgot how insanely baaad this movie really was
Death_Burnout is online on Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:01 a.m.
Wow..an early TANG...at last!
n8on Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:01 a.m.
ryans awesomeness does not cease to... cease
Death_Burnout is online on Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:06 a.m.
Wow that was a good one...holy shit.
Mouthon Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:10 a.m.
What awfulness. Maybe Ryan should do House of the Dead.
zynon Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:12 a.m.
It's here! TANG!
Conkeron Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:13 a.m.

haha Luchadeer.

See the sequel for this movie next TANG Ryan!

Vinchenzoon Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:14 a.m.
I saw a boob for half a second in this TANG. Awesome! :D
Hilberton Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:17 a.m.

What's wrong with billy zane?
iAmJohn is online on Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:17 a.m.
I own both Bloodraynes, just like I own Postal on Bluray.  Those movies are awesomely horrid.
Satuneon Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:17 a.m.
Woot its up!
ArbitraryWateron Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:18 a.m.
Wow. This movie looks bad, and not just in the way that all those other movies were bad.
CowMuffinson Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:18 a.m.
LUCHADEER NOOOOOO!!!
Tovan51 is online on Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:18 a.m.
Luchadeer noooooo
 
Edit: Dang you
Sarumarineon Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:20 a.m.

So what you're saying Ryan, is that it's so bad it's an artform? Where's that on TV Tropes? Sounds like you should make it happen. Heh.

LOSERSTRIKER1001 is online on Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:20 a.m.
How. Could. You.  Poor Luchadeer.
lackeon Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:21 a.m.
Hehe.. oh Ryan.. I expect you to say "Make no mistake [insert Uwe Boll film] is by any reasonable metrics the worst of the Uwe Boll movies I've watched for TANG so far" for the rest of the Uwe Boll movies. Looking forward to TANGs of Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead. Maybe even BloodRayne 2 and Far Cry?
Jamboneson Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:21 a.m.
The guys chopping the dude on the floor <3 They were working hard for every cent they got paid.
MatthewMeadowson Aug. 6, 2009 at 9:22 a.m.
Wow...just...wow.

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