Maybe they shoudn't have let the Bear be President.

#1 Posted by MattBodega (1907 posts) -

The News Team always manages to bring some fun stories for April Fools Day(with minds like Brendan Sinclair and crazies like Tor Thorson, how could they not?) They've got a fun story about Umbrella Corporation asking for bailout money.
But the best line in the story comes at the very end.

"In other bailout news, after being denied federal funding last month, the Mishima Corporation declared Chapter 7 bankruptcy today. "It turns out holding a no-holds-barred international fighting tournament to determine the company's CEO wasn't such a hot idea after all," lamented one executive who wished to remain nameless.

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