I've seen trailers for this game and gameplay video. I looks so dumb, all you do is walk and look at trees. There is not shooting! I like games that you shoot guys in NOT DRAGONS, you dont even shoot dragons. I dont even like walking in games I like riding in the backs of moving trucks or vans or planes or ships and shoot and more guys really fast. Where are the bad guys? I really mad this game is geting so much buzz. Its stupid and I hate it.

Because we love having threads questioning why we're excited

@Greatgrey: You're stupid and I hate you.

Hnnnnngh.

That yearly subscription is practically paying for itself.

Man I hope English is your second language.

Your sarcasm needs some work.

Really great troll. Well done, brightened my day,

Nice try. Went too far on the moving vehicles part.

@j3ffro919 said:

Man I hope English is your second language.

Trolling is his first.

YEAH LIKE STORY LINE?! FUCK THAT, RIGHT BRO?! 4 REALZ. LET'S KILL SOME MOFOS IN SLOW MOTION AND SHIT!!!111 HELL YEAH DUDEBRO!!3.1416

Ugh, I think I'm going to have to leave this site for a while...this time of year is turning this website into complete shit O_o

@BeachThunder said:

Ugh, I think I'm going to have to leave this site for a while...this time of year is turning this website into complete shit O_o

I'm pretty sure the OP is making fun of this - http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/general-discussion/30/why-are-people-so-hyped-for-skyrim/523545/#47

I've seen trailers for this game and gameplay video. I looks so dumb, all you do is walk and look at trees. There is not shooting! I like games that you shoot guys in NOT DRAGONS, you dont even shoot dragons. I dont even like walking in games I like riding in the backs of moving trucks or vans or planes or ships and shoot and more guys really fast. Where are the bad guys? I really mad this game is geting so much buzz. Its stupid and I hate it.

TROLOLOLOLOL

Hey, if you have a bow you can totally shoot dragons, so there!

Why you to be speaking the English?

grammatical errors! funny quip... air of superiority...

@AhmadMetallic said:

@Greatgrey said:

I've seen trailers for this game and gameplay video. I looks so dumb, all you do is walk and look at trees. There is not shooting! I like games that you shoot guys in NOT DRAGONS, you dont even shoot dragons. I dont even like walking in games I like riding in the backs of moving trucks or vans or planes or ships and shoot and more guys really fast. Where are the bad guys? I really mad this game is geting so much buzz. Its stupid and I hate it.

Games aren't only about shooting..

They are if you're not some sort of PUSSY! WOO GUNS!

This is an amazing thread title that will hopefully go down in history along with the League of Legends topic: "How does I fiddledicks?"

This is probably the worst attempt at trolling ive seen in a few months I imagine.

Fun times with Google Translate

English-Spanish-English:

I saw trailers of this game and video game. It seems so silly, all you do is walk and look at the trees. No shot! I like shooting in games that kids do not DRAGONS,dragons do not even shoot. I do not even like walking in the games I like riding inthe back of moving trucks or vans or airplanes or ships, and more kids shoot very fast. Where are the bad guys? I really geting crazy this game is so much buzz. Itsstupid and I hate it.

English-Spanish-French-English:

I saw the trailers of this game and gaming. It seems so ridiculous, you just walk and look at the trees. No shots! I love shooting in games that children DRAGONS, dragons are not even shoot. I do not even walk in the games I like riding in the back of a moving truck or aircraft or ships, and more children are turning very fast.Where are the wicked? I really geting crazy this game is so much buzz. Its stupid and I hate it.

English-Spanish-French-Japanese-English

I saw the trailer of the game and this game. It is quite ridiculous, please see the trees as you walk. No shot! Dragons of the kids I love to shoot in the game that are not captured in the dragon. I also, I ride behind the moving truck and aircraft and ships, Please do not walk around in a game like that around very quickly and morechildren. Where is evil? I'm geting crazy this game is really about is the topic. Itsstupid and I hate it.

English-Spanish-French-Japanese-Russian-English

I saw the trailer of the game, and in this game. That's ridiculous, see the trees asyou walk. No shot! Dragons I like to shoot children in games that are not includedin the dragon. I also, I'm going for a moving truck and aircraft and ships, please do not go to a game like that around very quickly and more children. Where is evil?I'm mad targeting this game really about which topic. Its stupid and I hate it.

English-Spanish-French-Japanese-Russian-Arabic-English

I saw the trailer for the game, and this game. This is ridiculous, you see the treesas you walk. Any bullet! Dragon I would like to shoot the children in games that are not included in the Dragon. I also, I'm going to moving truck, aircraft and ships, please do not go to a game like this on very quickly and more children. Where is the evil? I designed this crazy game that is really on the subject. Of stupidity, and Ihate it.

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

he might be a troll but now I totally want a FPS with a part wherein I shoot a dragon

@laserbolts said:

This is probably the worst attempt at trolling ive seen in a few months I imagine.

Why do people calling troll?

I like to imagine the thread title is asking, "Why do 'People Are Excited For Skyrim?'" Which of course is questioning why someone would do the "People Are Excited For Skyrim" dance that Justin McElroy from Joystiq created. The answer, of course, is that it's fun.

Why do people are excited for English?

@Animasta said:

he might be a troll but now I totally want a FPS with a part wherein I shoot a dragon

Nah fuck that, I want an FPS where I have a gun which shoots out dragons. Dragonbullets.

I see what you did there.

Unfortunately.

I'm not excited for Skyrim but the reasons you give for why people shouldn't be excited are dumb.....go play BF3 or MW3 if you want to shoot dudes.

What you be does try to saying?!

@SoldierG654342 said:

That yearly subscription is practically paying for itself.

Words cannot describe this comment and its greatness.

AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD, AMIRITE?