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    Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception

    Game » consists of 11 releases. Released Nov 01, 2011

    On an expedition to find the mythical "Atlantis of the Sands" in the heart of the Arabian Desert, Nathan Drake and his partner, Victor Sullivan, encounter a deceptive organization led by a ruthless dictator. Terrible secrets unfold, causing Drake's quest to descend into a bid for survival.

    "This is why we can't have nice things!" (Spoilers?)

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    #1  Edited By twinkletowez

    I haven't seen a topic about quotes yet, so what was your favorite line? My was possibly the on in the title, but only because me and my friends say that all the time to each other, and when I heard it in the game I couldn't stop laughing!

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    #2  Edited By badsmalltalker

    "You're using a prepaid phone?"

    That whole little exchange when you meet up with Chloe and Cutter in Syria made me laugh a lot for some reason.

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    #3  Edited By Mystyr_E

    "you insult me!"

    "you're a pirate!"

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    #4  Edited By Marz

    "oh crap/shit" x 99

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    #5  Edited By SpencerTucksen

    Everything that Cutter said. I swear, he was the best character in the game, including Drake, to me.

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    #6  Edited By DjCmeP

    "No, no,no, noooo!"

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    #7  Edited By Giacomito

    I really enjoyed the:

    Standing over the huge well in yemen.

    Sully: Well, well

    Drake: ha, that's cute

    Elena: what? why?

    Drake: Because it's a..well?

    Just because I have a friend that makes terrible on the nose jokes all the time.

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    #8  Edited By SpencerTucksen
    @Giacomito said:

    I really enjoyed the:

    Standing over the huge well in yemen.

    Sully: Well, well

    Drake: ha, that's cute

    Elena: what? why?

    Drake: Because it's a..well?

    Just because I have a friend that makes terrible on the nose jokes all the time.

    HEY....I make all of those jokes. Lol
     
    @Pr1mus said:

    Cutter after headbutting Nate: Yeah it was very huh... cathartic :D


    And thus...the reasoning behind why I love Cutter so God damn much.
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    #9  Edited By BatmanReturned

    The prepaid phone minutes convo was probably the best line in the game. Nothing topped the do you have a plan to go with that grenade line from 2. Which I expected wouldn't be topped anyways.

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    #10  Edited By Cloudenvy

    @Mystyr_E said:

    "you insult me!"

    "you're a pirate!"

    This was so good.

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    #11  Edited By BulletproofMonk

    @Cloudenvy said:

    @Mystyr_E said:

    "you insult me!"

    "you're a pirate!"

    This was so good.

    Yup.

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    #12  Edited By donchipotle

    Drake: .....also known as Lawrence of Arabia

    Cutter: GREAT film

    Drake: ...

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    #13  Edited By canucks23

    Not exactly sure how Sully said it but it was along the lines of "3 bullets...? How the hell do you manage to do this with 3 bullets?!?" Pretty much sums up exactly what Uncharted is.

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    #14  Edited By buzz_killington

    Sully's "Well, well" was perfect.

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    #15  Edited By TheHT

    Not a line, but in co-op there's a part in chapter 3 where you get to a door and Drake puts his and on his hips, sighs, and asks if anyone has any ideas. Cutter slowly reaches for the handle and just opens the door. One of the few parts that made me laugh out loud.

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    #16  Edited By hbkdx12

    Didn't find a lot of quotables in the SP to be honest. There are better ones in the Co-op
     
    Borneo Level
     
    Drake: *Lifts branch for sully and Chloe to go under*
    Sully: You can't get it up anymore than that?
    Chloe: Depends on how drunk he is
     
    London Underground
     
    Drake: *Perplexed, Stands in front of door that he thinks is locked* Anyone have any ideas?
    Cutter: *Reaches for the handle and pulls the door open*
     
    The C4 bit was great. I can't remember it verbatim and i don't want to butcher it by paraphrasing
     
    *Chloe pulls up in getaway van*
     Drake: Did you know Cutter was bringing C4?!
    Chloe: Yeah
    Sully: Well i give you an A for preperation
    Drake: No one tells me ANYTHING

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    #17  Edited By EVO

    @TheHT said:

    Not a line, but in coop there's a part in chapter 3 where you get to a door and Drake puts his and on his hips, signs and asks if anyone has any ideas. Cutter slowly reaches for the handle and just opens the door. One of the few parts that made me laugh out loud.

    It makes you wonder just how many door over the course of the series Drake needlessly climbed over.

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    #18  Edited By Wacomole

    @DonChipotle said:

    Drake: .....also known as Lawrence of Arabia

    Cutter: GREAT film

    Drake: ...

    Spookiest thing just happened...

    I'm replaying the game and just as I was reading the above words in your post, they were spoken out loud during the cutscene that was playing. Freaked me the Hell out!!

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    #19  Edited By Yummylee

    Paraphrased from the coop campaign:

    Sully - We're going to have to use the gun-butt to open it.

    Chloe - Well I have a gun and a butt.

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    #20  Edited By TheHT

    Just remembered another part that made me laugh out loud.

    After arriving in Yemen, Elena says Drake and Sully can hold hands. When they start to leave, Drake nonchalantly grabs Sully's hand.

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    #21  Edited By Bleshoo

    Sully: "Lead on, Macduff"

    Charlie: "For gods sake"

    Sully: "What!?"

    Charlie: "Lay on, it's lay on, Macduff".

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    #22  Edited By Vorbis

    @Abyssfull said:

    Paraphrased from the coop campaign:

    Sully - We're going to have to use the gun-butt to open it.

    Chloe - Well I have a gun and a butt.

    Got to go with this. Or anything Cutter says.

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    #23  Edited By Samaritan

    The well joke got me.

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