"This is why we can't have nice things!" (Spoilers?)

#1 Posted by TwinkleTowez (73 posts) -

I haven't seen a topic about quotes yet, so what was your favorite line? My was possibly the on in the title, but only because me and my friends say that all the time to each other, and when I heard it in the game I couldn't stop laughing!

#2 Posted by cmpLtNOOb (186 posts) -

"You're using a prepaid phone?"

That whole little exchange when you meet up with Chloe and Cutter in Syria made me laugh a lot for some reason.

#3 Posted by Mystyr_E (1172 posts) -

"you insult me!"

"you're a pirate!"

#4 Posted by Marz (5608 posts) -

"oh crap/shit" x 99

#5 Posted by SpencerTucksen (423 posts) -

Everything that Cutter said. I swear, he was the best character in the game, including Drake, to me.

#6 Posted by DjCmeP (1145 posts) -

"No, no,no, noooo!"

#7 Posted by Giacomito (208 posts) -

I really enjoyed the:

Standing over the huge well in yemen.

Sully: Well, well

Drake: ha, that's cute

Elena: what? why?

Drake: Because it's a..well?

Just because I have a friend that makes terrible on the nose jokes all the time.

#8 Posted by SpencerTucksen (423 posts) -
@Giacomito said:

I really enjoyed the:

Standing over the huge well in yemen.

Sully: Well, well

Drake: ha, that's cute

Elena: what? why?

Drake: Because it's a..well?

Just because I have a friend that makes terrible on the nose jokes all the time.

HEY....I make all of those jokes. Lol
 
@Pr1mus said:

Cutter after headbutting Nate: Yeah it was very huh... cathartic :D


And thus...the reasoning behind why I love Cutter so God damn much.
#9 Posted by BatmanReturned (49 posts) -

The prepaid phone minutes convo was probably the best line in the game. Nothing topped the do you have a plan to go with that grenade line from 2. Which I expected wouldn't be topped anyways.

#10 Posted by Cloudenvy (5890 posts) -

@Mystyr_E said:

"you insult me!"

"you're a pirate!"

This was so good.

#11 Posted by BulletproofMonk (2712 posts) -

@Cloudenvy said:

@Mystyr_E said:

"you insult me!"

"you're a pirate!"

This was so good.

Yup.

#12 Posted by DonChipotle (2655 posts) -

Drake: .....also known as Lawrence of Arabia

Cutter: GREAT film

Drake: ...

#13 Posted by canucks23 (1087 posts) -

Not exactly sure how Sully said it but it was along the lines of "3 bullets...? How the hell do you manage to do this with 3 bullets?!?" Pretty much sums up exactly what Uncharted is.

#14 Posted by buzz_killington (3532 posts) -

Sully's "Well, well" was perfect.

#15 Edited by TheHT (10274 posts) -

Not a line, but in co-op there's a part in chapter 3 where you get to a door and Drake puts his and on his hips, sighs, and asks if anyone has any ideas. Cutter slowly reaches for the handle and just opens the door. One of the few parts that made me laugh out loud.

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#16 Posted by hbkdx12 (779 posts) -

Didn't find a lot of quotables in the SP to be honest. There are better ones in the Co-op
 
Borneo Level
 
Drake: *Lifts branch for sully and Chloe to go under*
Sully: You can't get it up anymore than that?
Chloe: Depends on how drunk he is
 
London Underground
 
Drake: *Perplexed, Stands in front of door that he thinks is locked* Anyone have any ideas?
Cutter: *Reaches for the handle and pulls the door open*
 
The C4 bit was great. I can't remember it verbatim and i don't want to butcher it by paraphrasing
 
*Chloe pulls up in getaway van*
 Drake: Did you know Cutter was bringing C4?!
Chloe: Yeah
Sully: Well i give you an A for preperation
Drake: No one tells me ANYTHING

#17 Posted by EVO (3781 posts) -

@TheHT said:

Not a line, but in coop there's a part in chapter 3 where you get to a door and Drake puts his and on his hips, signs and asks if anyone has any ideas. Cutter slowly reaches for the handle and just opens the door. One of the few parts that made me laugh out loud.

It makes you wonder just how many door over the course of the series Drake needlessly climbed over.

#18 Posted by Wacomole (811 posts) -

@DonChipotle said:

Drake: .....also known as Lawrence of Arabia

Cutter: GREAT film

Drake: ...

Spookiest thing just happened...

I'm replaying the game and just as I was reading the above words in your post, they were spoken out loud during the cutscene that was playing. Freaked me the Hell out!!

#19 Posted by Yummylee (20571 posts) -

Paraphrased from the coop campaign:

Sully - We're going to have to use the gun-butt to open it.

Chloe - Well I have a gun and a butt.

#20 Posted by TheHT (10274 posts) -

Just remembered another part that made me laugh out loud.

After arriving in Yemen, Elena says Drake and Sully can hold hands. When they start to leave, Drake nonchalantly grabs Sully's hand.

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#21 Posted by Bleshoo (104 posts) -

Sully: "Lead on, Macduff"

Charlie: "For gods sake"

Sully: "What!?"

Charlie: "Lay on, it's lay on, Macduff".

#22 Posted by Vorbis (2748 posts) -

@Abyssfull said:

Paraphrased from the coop campaign:

Sully - We're going to have to use the gun-butt to open it.

Chloe - Well I have a gun and a butt.

Got to go with this. Or anything Cutter says.

#23 Posted by Captain_Felafel (1522 posts) -

The well joke got me.

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