The developer of many acclaimed game franchises such as Half-Life, Counter-Strike, Portal, Day of Defeat, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, and Dota. They are also responsible for the massively successful PC digital distribution service Steam.
It seems that Valve isn't very happy about the recent leak of Meet The Spy and is coming for blood. I'll be saying my prayers for whoever did leak the video.
What do you guys think? Should whoever leaked it get in trouble? If so, how much?
I'mmmmm pretty sure this is tongue-in-cheek. I'm sure whoever leaked the video has confessed, gotten a firm tongue-lashing and got ... [more]
Yeah, clearly a joke. "But now that I've started firing people, they can't name names fast enough. So far I've got sixty-seven names in the "suspicious" category, fifteen in "very suspicious", and another forty-three I'd been wanting to fire anyway."
"Marianne, send in someone please. Anyone at all. Oi! Send in someone with one eyebrow! That'd be marvelous." "Sir, you've fired everyone." "Already? But it's not even eight o'clock." "You've outdone yourself, sir." "Beaut. Alright, make a note that we need to hire 500 employees tomorrow." "Yes, sir." "Then put me down the day after that for firing all of them." "Yes, sir." "Oh, and get them to bring stuff in tomorrow. Tell them to put it in their desks. Tell them to load their desks right up." "Yes, sir." "Also, you're fired." "Yes, sir."
valve's gotten places before from stopping work on all projects to go after one guy. It works well. Just ask that German asshole who stole the code for the source engine.
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