Lt. Col. Burns

#1 Posted by Veektarius (4769 posts) -

Sam: "I liked you better when I thought you were dead." 
Burns: "I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN I DIDN'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR SHIT"

#2 Posted by oatz (1103 posts) -

what

#3 Posted by Thinktank (23 posts) -

Burns: Glug, Glug Bitches  
Burns: Damn reds will never know a fine Kentucky bourbon
 
So Sam is a chain smoker and Burns slams a hip flask the size of a toddler. If there is a sequel will the president sniff glue? Or maybe a lieutenant doing lines of coke of a robot hooker's butt!

#4 Posted by Icemael (6316 posts) -

"Whiskey-a-go-go, baby!"

#5 Posted by OllyOxenFree (4970 posts) -

*forgot the exact lines*
Sam: "So forget about Kingdom Come. How do we get out of here?"
"Pray?"
Burns: "Thank God I'm an Atheist."

#6 Posted by Thinktank (23 posts) -
@OllyOxenFree:  
I just got to that line last night, I laughed out loud. Burns, Sam and the space marines all went to the "Predator" school of acting and manliness.  I think all the over the top, random cursing just makes the ridiculous game more awesome. 

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