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A Quick Look at Gears of War 3's Paid Weapons Skins

Jeff and Patrick spend an illegal sum of money on virtual goods so you don't have to!

Sep. 19 2011

Cast: Jeff, Patrick

Posted by: Drew

In This Episode:

On Disc DLC

Gears of War 3

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Edited By Robin_Gr

Seems a little greedy. This is like a F2P model but its still a 60 dollar game. They want to have their cake and eat it too.

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$45 dollars for some skins...sure why not.

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Edited By Saryy42

Hey we know that for a lot of you buying our game that $60 is quite a lot of money so we've got just the solution to solve your problems. Give us more money for stuff you don't even really need! You get to say "look how cool I am" and we get to sleep in beds made of your money! EVERYBODY WINS!

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Nobodys making you buy them. Stop moaning, fuck.

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Edited By kyrieee

Wait, the 30 dollar season pass gives you ONE skin and a 33% discount on future content?? That's all??

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Dom thinks the rainbow gun is kinda cool.

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Thanks for showing these. Now I know not to buy the skin-pack.

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Edited By Pessh

Gross

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Edited By KimJongIllest

@kyrieee said:

Wait, the 30 dollar season pass gives you ONE skin and a 33% discount on future content?? That's all??

No. It give you one skin and all future content.

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Edited By Silver-Streak

Wow. This is absolutely ridiculous.

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Edited By StealthRaptor

Guys, it's just cosmetic. Chill.

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Edited By SpudBug

I guess if you play the game enough.

Valve does the same thing with the TF2 hats and the Portal nonsense. Nobody gives them shit for it.

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Edited By Zamir

Jeff spends money irresponsibly, first game room games, then a lifetime subscription to star trek online and now this

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Edited By korolev

I'll admit - for a split second I was worried that this would be some sort of advertisement for the GoW3 DLC. Thankfully, Jeff and Patrick's absolute trashing of this ridiculous DLC has renewed my faith in Giant Bomb and all that it stands for.

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@Zamir: That's Jeff. Everyone, including himself, are highly aware of it ;)

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Edited By NaDannMaGoGo

This is really pathetic. Those aren't even textures with a lot handwork but rather repeated cheap patterns and simple tinting. I doubt any of those shown skins take a professional texturer more than 10minutes to make.

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Edited By LobsterCrunk

So you go online and check out the skins, you browse around for a lil' bit and decide what one you like best. You decide that you like it so much that you're gonna go pay for it. You upload your points, download the key, load up the game and choose the skin for your assault rifle/shotgun. Game time. You appear at the spawn, with your shiny new skin gleaming, iridescant and beautiful as a peacock. Your team mates pause for a while to admire it, and using this pause you sprint out of the spawn-point, turn left to rush the one-shot, get there before anyone else, throw your newly-customised death machine to the floor and prepare your thumbs to headshot some locust-scum. Only, you notice that now your gun is grey, and the money you just spent was completely wasted. You turn to your wallet, pull out your credit card and read the numbers as if to somehow glean a deeper understanding of it all. But there is no deeper understanding. Headshot. You're dead. Oh, and you've been scammed, sweetheart.

I'm all for funny/useless/stupid aesthetic mods, but I find this to be too funny, too useless and too stupid to spend any money on.

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Edited By CABBAGES

My limited edition came today and i bought the season pass and the all skin pack right away and im not even a huge gears fan.

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Edited By PeasForFees

@chilibean_3 said:

@Finstern said:

horse armor all over again, only this time everyone is cool with it.

I'm not trying to defend this DLC here, but it's not really the same as horse armor. At least here you're playing with other people and your skins can give you a unique look in multiplayer matches if you care about that kind of stuff.

Also, it's pretty clear that everyone isn't cool with it.

I would actually say that horse armour was a better deal, more useful and cheaper.

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Man, this is depressing...

Watching this and future devs using the FTP MMO style of DLC. 45$ 45 DOLLARS! For cheaply (mostly crappy) made texture skins, some animated. Most of those probably only took 5 mins, or up to a day, to make. People buy them, so get use to seeing this.

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I'm just glad this in-game paid bullshit will never end up in my favorite games, like TF2 or Diablo.

Oh wait.

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Edited By PhilipDuck

Great video, but god damn who would buy that crap! Gunna laugh at some fools tomorrow when i see them running around with their paid for gun skins. :p

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Oh look, gun armor. Great.

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Edited By zombie2011

I'm buying these, i'll be playing Gears 3 for a looong time so it's worth it for me.

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Edited By MooseyMcMan

So are dumb Gears DLC things this year's Game Room? Stuff that Jeff buys even though he probably shouldn't?

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Edited By NeedleLies

The problem is that there are people actually buying this stuff. If nobody did they wouldn't include it. The only way to make this stop is to not buy it. The game companies will realize that the work to get this in market will not be worth it and figure out something else to nickel and dime us.

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Edited By Clonedzero

earlier today when they were first put up they mistakenly put one of the skins "Haze" up as free, so i downloaded that lol, apparently they fixed it though.

the whole thing is disgusting though, i mean im not gonna protest the game or anything, but i wont be buying any skins.

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...i might buy one. maybe.

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@zombie2011 said:

I'm buying these, i'll be playing Gears 3 for a looong time so it's worth it for me.

No it's not! I've been playing Gears 2 since it came out. There's no way I could justify getting that garbage, at least just get the season pass and that's it.

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@zombie2011 said:

I'm buying these, i'll be playing Gears 3 for a looong time so it's worth it for me.

Whatever you need to tell yourself.

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holy shit that's a lot of money Jeff just threw away O_O

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Edited By CosmicQueso

If people like it, they should buy it. Who are you to judge? None of this impacts the player that doesn't want to use them, so who cares?

@NeedleLies said:

The problem is that there are people actually buying this stuff. If nobody did they wouldn't include it. The only way to make this stop is to not buy it. The game companies will realize that the work to get this in market will not be worth it and figure out something else to nickel and dime us.

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Call of Duty Elite sounds like a good deal when you compare it to this

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@CABBAGES: Yes you are.

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@Deric said:

Cliff said that money goes towards paying for the servers, which is great. Ill most likely buy a couple packs. The Team Metals one looks quite nice. To anyone who pays more than half the price of the full game for skins, get help.

Uh, shouldn't the cost of the game be going to paying for the servers? That just sounds like shitty justification for this stupid bullshit and I encourage you not to buy into their sob story.

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Evil at its finest.

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@iAmJohn said:

@Deric said:

Cliff said that money goes towards paying for the servers, which is great. Ill most likely buy a couple packs. The Team Metals one looks quite nice. To anyone who pays more than half the price of the full game for skins, get help.

Uh, shouldn't the cost of the game be going to paying for the servers? That just sounds like shitty justification for this stupid bullshit and I encourage you not to buy into their sob story.

Ya, some of the excuses for this is stupid. I wouldn't be surprised if the money did go to that stuff but EPIC should seriously have enough damn money.

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I understand that its on the disc for a reason but that is a lot of money for skins.

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no offense Giant Bomb, 'cause I love you and everything, but It's kind of hard for me to get worked up over paid weapon skins when you're asking me to pay you to watch you play Halo

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@DostoyevskysShamblingCorpse said:

I'm just glad this in-game paid bullshit will never end up in my favorite games, like TF2 or Diablo.

Oh wait.

Yeah, because premium weapon skins that you can only get by purchasing is exactly the same thing as what TF2 does. You sure did nail it.

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Watching him buy that even hurt me. lol

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Wow God Bless the fellas at Epic and MS for offering such a great value to gamers!

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This is fucking stupid.

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That is so fucking disgusting and dirty. Way to go Epic/Microsoft.

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Edited By uberexplodey

yo now I EXTRA don't want to play gears

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Edited By advocatefish

I've only ever bought one skin and it was a different model for Ryu Hayabusa in Ninja Gaiden 2.

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Edited By crushed

Using the Modern Warfare boycott group is a bad example.

IIRC, a lot of those people joined the group the day MW came out, and Steam actually organizes how it shows groups by who's actively playing a game first, then who's online, then all people without Steam running. There were hundreds of people in that group, and less than 50 on the first page playing MW2. I remember some people saying that they checked out the rest of the group, and the amount of people playing MW2 fell off dramatically after that "damning" first page.

Sorry to break the illusion, I guess.

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As much as I love Gears I'm not gonna waste money on this. My money is gonna go to RE 4 and CVX HD

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@DostoyevskysShamblingCorpse said:

I'm just glad this in-game paid bullshit will never end up in my favorite games, like TF2 or Diablo.

Oh wait.

Diablo has an auction house. You can earn all those items. TF2 has a store, you can unlock, earn, find and trade those items. Gears 3 has $90 worth of DLC announced before the game is even out which you CAN'T get any other way. If you could unlock these over time then it wouldn't matter.
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Edited By Thor_Molecules

Absolute worthless of them to nickle and dime everyone like this. It's terrible, the value is just not there.

It's on the disc, and should be part of the 60 dollars you slap down for the game.