• iAmJohn posted a message on the post Destiny Review.

    @aneternalenigma said:Condemned 2: Bloodshot - 5 stars.Destiny - 3 stars. Why are you comparing two completely different and completely unrelated games, one of which is over six years old?

  • iAmJohn posted a message in the forum topic Has Jeff become a jaded old man?. on the General Discussion board

    Granted I haven't played Destiny yet, but as someone who never really got why people go so nuts over Halo, I kind of feel like people are catching up to what I've said about Bungie's world designing f...

  • iAmJohn posted a message in the forum topic You Appear to Be Leaking, Super Smash Bros.. on the Super Smash Bros. board

    DUCK HUNT DOG! DUCK HUNT DOG!

  • iAmJohn posted a message in the forum topic Zoe Quinn Vs The Internet Whats going on ?. on the General Discussion board

    Trust me dude: nothing good will come from knowing.

  • iAmJohn posted a message in the forum topic Confirmed: Amazon Has Purchased Twitch. on the General Discussion board

    I trust Bezos a little more than Google, but not that much more.

  • iAmJohn posted a message on the post Diablo III: Reaper of Souls - Ultimate Evil Edition Review.

    Video game reviews are still a(n incredibly welcome) threat!

  • iAmJohn posted a message in the forum topic Ryse coming to PC this fall with all DLC included. on the Ryse: Son of Rome board

    It's pretty interesting that Crytek is self-publishing with help from Deep Silver. Considering some of the talk going around was that the Ryse sequel that was in development fell through because of "I...

  • iAmJohn posted a message in the forum topic Take-Two Delays Evolve Until February. on the Evolve board

    @dayoneadvantage said:Fuck Turtle Rock.They fired an employee over the Donald Sterling thing just for saying it was wrong to use an illegally-recorded private conversation against him in a supposedly ...

  • iAmJohn posted a message on the post Quick Look: Velvet Sundown.

    Best part by far:Alex: "Guys I just booked 50 Cent to appear at the opening of our club."Ingmar: "Is it fucking 2002, Alex?"Alex: "He will perform his hit In Da Club."Second best part is everything el...

  • iAmJohn posted a message in the forum topic EA Reveals New Subscription Service on Xbox One. on the Electronic Arts board

    @wlleiotl said:@shivoa said: @patrickklepek said:I have to imagine paying a few dollars to start playing Dragon Age: Inquisition nearly a week before release is going to be awfully tempting, especiall...

  • iAmJohn posted a message in the forum topic Anyone else think the check-points are perfectly fine?. on the Knack board

    I'm sorry but no, you are 100% wrong. The checkpoints are way too far apart for the repetitive, zero-fun bullshit platforming and combat they make you do. Having to play any part of this game over is ...

  • iAmJohn posted a message in the forum topic Yogscast's Kickstarter-funded game cancelled ($570k raised). on the General Discussion board

    I knew from the second this Kickstarter got announced it wouldn't end any other way. How so many people were willing to throw their money at a bunch of unfunny YouTube hacks to take their zero develop...

  • iAmJohn posted a message in the forum topic July 3, 2014. on the General Discussion board

    Beautifully written, Patrick. Hope you're holding up okay.

  • iAmJohn posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Off-Topic board

    My heart can't handle this.

  • iAmJohn posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Off-Topic board

    I have nothing to contribute except for observing that in spite of the site sort of being on fire right now due to nontroversy and in spite of the fact that I almost never contribute, this thread and ...

  • iAmJohn posted a message in the forum topic I Love Giant Bomb. on the General Discussion board

    I have read all of this thread and I still don't really understand what has happened here that everyone is upset about. Oh well.Also Giant Bomb is a pretty cool duder.

  • iAmJohn posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Off-Topic board

    Frankly I'm shocked a Walmart had anyone arrested for shoplifting. That's the place you go for free stuff! I really want to know the whole story behind this because this just doesn't add up. Unless sh...

  • iAmJohn posted a message on the post John Cena Is Sad.

    @turboman said:Looks like I'll be using the reversible cover two years in a row.True story: for every used copy of 2K14 I have seen whenever I go to a Gamestop, the person reversed the cover to the Da...

  • iAmJohn posted a message on the post John Cena Is Sad.

    "I'm actually working really hard with 2K this year to put my own little touches on the game."Oh so in other words Cena will be even more OP than Undertaker in Beat the Streak mode. Okay then. OVERCOM...

  • iAmJohn posted a message in the forum topic Do You Put Your PS4 into Standby, or Full Shutdown?. on the PlayStation 4 board

    Full shutdown, but that's mostly because I usually throw on a TV show to fall asleep to and I never turned off the auto-shutdown after 4 hours of being idle.