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A Quick Look at Gears of War 3's Paid Weapons Skins

Jeff and Patrick spend an illegal sum of money on virtual goods so you don't have to!

Sep. 19 2011

Cast: Jeff, Patrick

Posted by: Drew

In This Episode:

On Disc DLC

Gears of War 3

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sweet

rainbow gats

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They're selling weapon skins? I'm gonna end up getting them even though I know I shouldn't.

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i wouldnt buy them

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Oh god...

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None, absolutly NONE of this should have been paid for content, all of it should be unlocks that you earn in-game.

EDIT@ 3600 MSP is obscene, just throwing that out there....

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Totally not worth it.

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Edited By finstern

horse armor all over again, only this time everyone is cool with it.

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Edited By Venatio

Well this was a pleasent surprise!

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Edited By dantey

One Paul Barnett declared 775 million dollars to be an illegal amount of money. I did not know Whiskey Media had so much money.

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lol amazing idea for a quick look

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Edited By sweep  Moderator

I AM BUYING ALL OF THIS SHIT.

Because I am a fucking moron.

EDIT: Have just watched the video and seen how much this shit costs.Fuck that noise.

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Edited By mmm11105

3600 points = $45. For Skins, that are on the disc

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SUCK IT, PIXAR

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@Finstern said:

horse armor all over again, only this time everyone is cool with it.

You know what's really sad? The horse armor was actually cooler than this stuff.

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@Hulsey90 said:

None, absolutly NONE of this should have been paid for content, all of it should be unlocks that you earn in-game.

EDIT@ 3600 MSP is obscene, just throwing that out there....

This is true, but at least the game isn't devoid of skins that are not behind the pay wall. There are still other unlockables. Say no to bad DLC guys, and avoid paying for this trash.

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What the what?

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This.. just hurts... Somewhere a kid is dying of hunger because rubbish DLC is EVIL!

I'd like to add, as someone who has some knowledge of modeling/texturing, the non animated floral pattern shotgun would take about 10 minutes doing.. It's absolutely unbelievable that they sell that piece of shit. The rainbow pattern one would take longer, depending on if they had that crazy animated rainbow texture lying around (I'm almost certain they did.. cause why would they bother doing that from scratch...). These textures all kinda look like something they did to check for stretching in the UV Maps... (when you unwrap the mesh (wireframe) of a model for texturing purposes, sometimes you fudge it up and certain areas get larger or smaller than they should actually be, and that creates deformities in how the texture bitmap covers the model. Often times people apply a checkerboard pattern to a model to see if it distributes evenly. This could also be done with the beautiful floral tapestry.. And it kinda feels like that's exactly what they did..)

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@Sessh said:

@Finstern said:

horse armor all over again, only this time everyone is cool with it.

You know what's really sad? The horse armor was actually cooler than this stuff.

Horse armor was actual DOWNLOADABLE content.

To me this looks like someone at Microsoft played lil ol' Team Fortress 2 and had the amazing idea to make Gears 3 the testing ground for the in-game item store. (Except in TF2 you can get the item you want without spending a penny)

Morons will probably buy these, other publishers see this, now every game with MP has a totally innocent in-game real money item store.

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Thanks for doing this. We all now know just how dumb and worthless these skins are.

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Even though I know better I hope nobody buys this stuff.

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@Sweep said:

I AM BUYING ALL OF THIS SHIT.

Because I am a fucking moron.

EDIT: Have just watched the video and seen how much this shit costs.Fuck that noise.

Yup, I'm watching it now and this shit is really ridiculous. There will never be enough Gears fanboyism, and I already have a lot of it, in me to justify paying for that stuff. At least this stuff isn't detracting much from the actual game. I'm going to wait a bit for more info on the season pass stuff.

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13:30 
Use your words Jeff!
 
Lol man that's a lot of money, but I know Jeff is the guy to do it and show us. Look at game room...

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lol fuck that noise.

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This would stop if we stopped paying for it folks. I know that's obvious but it's worth repeating.

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$1.00 would make more sense.

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For the low low price of "too fucking much" you can make your weapons look like cheap squirt guns!

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Edited By Sogeman

Jeff Gerstmann says: Don't be crazy!

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Edited By marblecmoney

I don't really get the outrage about this stuff. It doesn't really affect the game at all. It's arguably overpricing weapon textures, but if you think they're dumb, or that they're too expensive you don't have to buy them.

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@Finstern said:

horse armor all over again, only this time everyone is cool with it.

I'm not trying to defend this DLC here, but it's not really the same as horse armor. At least here you're playing with other people and your skins can give you a unique look in multiplayer matches if you care about that kind of stuff.

Also, it's pretty clear that everyone isn't cool with it.

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Does the rainbow gun shoots rainbows?

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MIDNIGHT RELEASE!!!

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I kind of feel sick that even jeff spent money on this. The bad guys are winning.

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With this new in-game pay model will Jeff and the crew have enough reserves from their company credit card to answer every paid DLC question down the road? Or will it all be just, diminishing returns? 

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As an artists who makes art for games as a living, the majority of those skins probably take no more than 5 minutes each, the animated ones a little bit more.

Its just crazy how much they're charging for this stuff and thats its already on the disk, but people will buy it and we'll see more unfortunately.

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So, this is how Jeff is getting rid of the Game Room purchasing shakes.

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Wow 240 MSP. What a ripoff.

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This should be free.

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@thatdutchguy89: How many more moves?

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These skins look like texture bugs.

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Sorry Jeff, but I'm so gonna do this.

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Jeff, you only added fuel to th--

God damn it.

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I am okay with Giant Bomb spending money for educational or information purposes. They should call this segment: "Don't Be Crazy"

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r you kidding me???

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The end was hilarious. The rest however, makes me sad.... :(

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Jeff, you're just fueling the fire. :(

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lol, their reaction to the rainbow skin was hilarious.

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Edited By RampageAssassin

This is really dirty and Epic should be ashamed for themselves. Don't sell it just let us unlock it somehow !

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Edited By Deric

Cliff said that money goes towards paying for the servers, which is great. Ill most likely buy a couple packs. The Team Metals one looks quite nice. To anyone who pays more than half the price of the full game for skins, get help.