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Brad Takes On The Darkness

Brad confronts the lightlessness inside his own heart by eating those of others.

Feb. 17 2012

Cast: Dave, Brad, Patrick

Posted by: Drew

In This Episode:

The Darkness

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@NoelVeiga said:

I mean, your statement about the "mass" rejecting slower paced stories or games just doesn't hold up. How many copies did Red Dead Redemption sell, with its longing, lonely horse rides across the desert and extended scenes involving farming and doing chores? How about Heavy Rain, Catherine or the Ace Attorney Series, which are nothing BUT story and managed to sell well enough? How about the runaway success of Demon's/Dark Souls? You may argue that those games moved one or two million copies while Call of Duty sold ten or twenty, but not that "the masses" ignored them. They were well covered in the media, reviewed well, sold enough to make their money back and then some.

I didn´t say these games would not sell well. Hell, Catherine has anime lady with boobies on the cover and is made by the Persona 4 team. That´s some pull right there :D

Honestly though, I think you´re talking from the perspective of someone who grew up on different games, probably the NES era or something. These new generations of gamers may be interested in games like RDR, but did you ever see someone like this play something like RDR? Despite it being relatively handholdy, a lot of people quickly lost interest in the story and were just roaming around shooting dudes. I honestly want to know how many people put the game down before or during the Mexico stuff. My guess is a lot of people.

Don´t take my stance as some elitist-hardcore gamer entitlement thing. All I want to say is that audiences for all forms of entertainment have changed a lot. The world has become a busier place. Now we have more people talking during movies (because they can´t just sit still and shut up for 90 minutes) and straight up refusing to participate in story segments of games unless they are absolutely forced to do so. Getting the attention of people through media is the hardest thing in the world.

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@snide: I thought video was good. Klingon banter was funny, some people are just boring and dont know how to have a laugh.

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Video game communities are the fucking worst.

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@Metal_Mills said:

Video game communities are the fucking worst.

Could imagine all these people in a pub talking like this complaining about silly stuff like this in real life, they would look like nutters.

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@Foil1212 said:

Was that a Dead Milkmen reference at 1:25, or just a chance stringing together of "Violence rules, guns are cool?"

Wondering the same thing!

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I quite enjoyed this, going off-topic constantly is what we expect from Giantbomb, isn't it? I think it's a bit odd how *angry* everyone is at this... If you don't like it, there's plenty of other content for you to watch >>

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I didn't particularly care for video. So I carried on with my life.

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Brad's ADHD made this painful to watch. How did he manage to get through Skyrim?

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This is great. I always love different features than juay quick looks and vidwo reviews. Other than the hi-profile games, i feel like a quick look and a written text do the job of a video review and maybe even better. I like seeing even the slower moments in games rather than just watching explosions happening while someone reads their text review in front of a camera.

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Perhaps I can reintroduce you to Stuart:

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Dave and Patrick talked about Klingons for probably about 5 minutes total. Brad was similarly not stuck on any one part for more than a few minutes. It's kind of a shame; I was led to believe this would be a disaster.

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Brad plays The Darkness like my 12 year old nephew.

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@EchoEcho said:

@radioactivez0r said:

I think it's important to remind people whenever the "I'm a paying subscriber!" argument arises in regards to "entitlement" that subscribers aren't shareholders. Our money does not in any way give us the right to tell Giant Bomb what to do with their website, nor to dictate how they can or cannot behave in their videos. The money we pay with our subscriptions is to support Giant Bomb in their endeavors; it's a donation, and we can stop donating at any time if we stop enjoying what they do. The premium content is simply an incentive to keep giving them our money.

Oh, are people still confused about this? Actually, I'm pretty sure Whiskey Media has said in the past that subscribers are paying for a service, not donating. You know, so they don't look like they're begging for money.

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I hope there's a part two so we can see the end.

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I approve of this video. And Klingons.

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@HaltIamReptar said:

Brad is the worst.

Brad is the best. He knows he will be subjected to lots of judgmental comments and does these videos anyhow. For us.

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@Kixxi: that's very true

On the one hand I wish he'd just come clean about being bad at these sort of things and not blame the game...but at the same time...who cares

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@snide said:

Here's hoping the dozen hours I spend with Crusader Kings 2 this weekend turns into an informative and entertaining 45 minute video on Tuesday.

fuck yes :]

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@nobel: That's because Patrick IS tiny.

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Dear Brad,

Please learn how to play video games.

Thanks,

Community

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@gladspooky said:

@EchoEcho said:

@radioactivez0r said:

I think it's important to remind people whenever the "I'm a paying subscriber!" argument arises in regards to "entitlement" that subscribers aren't shareholders. Our money does not in any way give us the right to tell Giant Bomb what to do with their website, nor to dictate how they can or cannot behave in their videos. The money we pay with our subscriptions is to support Giant Bomb in their endeavors; it's a donation, and we can stop donating at any time if we stop enjoying what they do. The premium content is simply an incentive to keep giving them our money.

Oh, are people still confused about this? Actually, I'm pretty sure Whiskey Media has said in the past that subscribers are paying for a service, not donating. You know, so they don't look like they're begging for money.

Whether you consider it paying for a service or donating, the end result is still the same: keeping their websites going, putting money into their pockets so they can pay their bills, all so that they can continue to do what they do. The gist of my point was that "paying for a service" does not grant us shareholder status. They are happy to listen to suggestions because they care about their customers, but us paying them money does not grant us ownership in the company, and therefore there is no contractual obligation for them to act upon our demands. To read some of these comments, it's clear some people don't understand this distinction, which is why I felt it an important point to raise.

I perhaps chose my wording poorly when I said "donation". The intent was to get across that we're giving them money so they can continue to do what they do, because subscriber fees go a long way towards paying their bills, along with the ads and whatnot. The actual "service" end of the subscription -- as in, quality and usability enhancements for paid users -- is pretty slim. There's not a whole lot I can do as a paid member, in terms of site usage, that I couldn't as a free member. The actual incentive for paying is the extra two or three videos a month.

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@ItsAJackal said:

Dear Brad,

Please learn how to play video games.

Thanks,

Community

Don't include me in "Community"

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I wouldn't use the word donating, GB I do believe uses 'subscribe'. The argument is unnecessary, nothing really changes except the view of why monies are collected. I think it may very well have to do, perhaps legally, with GB being a .com instead of a .org. The one radio station that I listen and even donated to is a .org. One is a business for profit, the other not.

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@Irishranger said:

@ItsAJackal said:

Dear Brad,

Please learn how to play video games.

Thanks,

Community

Don't include me in "Community"

Me neither.

People are way over-reacting. Brad was thrown into some late parts of a game he didn't play in years. And The Darkness is not the easiest shooter to get into in general. You have to play it for a few hours to get used to the controls and to get a feel for the action.

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@Eujin said:

Also. Please please please show people how awesome Undying is.

And while you're at it, also maybe do a Random PC Game feature of Realms of the Haunting?

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The putting your guns away seamed pretty obvious, I dunno.

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@CrashTanuki said:

I hope there's a part two so we can see the end.

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@dr_mantas said:

The putting your guns away seamed pretty obvious, I dunno.

Most FPS don't even allow you to holster your guns.

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@SaturdayNightSpecials: Thats true, but I'm pretty sure Brad holstered them before this point,and immediately knew how to do it when told the solution.

It was just the first thought that popped into my head, I feel like there was some other game that implemented a similar concept.

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Even when watching this live, Brad made it so much harder than he needed to. The thing that bugged me the most when they played this was that Brad said the game gave no indication for what he was doing against the darkness but it gives tons. When you shoot the darkness, your girlfriend pops up on screen, the bottom corner is giving hints saying to find another way, the darkness taunts you to give in.

Brad also didn't particularly care for using the Darkness. Even just having the Darkness out helps you by reducing damage. I'm surprised that he didn't notice that he died very quickly without vs. with.

That said, he did start getting the game the more he played. Using the powers etc so I'd like to see a part 2 and finish this off.

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@ItsAJackal said:

Dear Brad,

Please learn how to play video games.

Thanks,

Community

Dear It'sAJackal, and the rest of you overreacting entitled idiots.

Please grow up, this shit is getting old.

Thanks,

Duder's with maturity

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@SaturdayNightSpecials said:

@dr_mantas said:

The putting your guns away seamed pretty obvious, I dunno.

Most FPS don't even allow you to holster your guns.

Also try jumping into a game you haven't played in 5 years and then try to remember what the hell's going on.

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@Red12b said:

@ItsAJackal said:

Dear Brad,

Please learn how to play video games.

Thanks,

Community

Dear It'sAJackal, and the rest of you overreacting entitled idiots.

Please grow up, this shit is getting old.

Thanks,

Duder's with maturity

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if most of these "no negative comments plz!!" people were just Giant Bomb staff under made-up accounts.

I'm gonna go dislike some videos on YouTube just for this guy.

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@gladspooky said:

@Red12b said:

@ItsAJackal said:

Dear Brad,

Please learn how to play video games.

Thanks,

Community

Dear It'sAJackal, and the rest of you overreacting entitled idiots.

Please grow up, this shit is getting old.

Thanks,

Duder's with maturity

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if most of these "no negative comments plz!!" people were just Giant Bomb staff under made-up accounts.

I'm gonna go dislike some videos on YouTube just for this guy.

Honestly, you're an asshole.

I'm Vinny btw.

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@AlisterCat said:

This video really made me appreciate how good The Darkness 2 is. This game was amazing at the time though.

I thought the shooting was kind of janky but it was definitely unique and until The Darkness 2 has remained so, not an easy feat!

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@gladspooky: twat

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@gladspooky said:

@Red12b said:

@ItsAJackal said:

Dear Brad,

Please learn how to play video games.

Thanks,

Community

Dear It'sAJackal, and the rest of you overreacting entitled idiots.

Please grow up, this shit is getting old.

Thanks,

Duder's with maturity

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if most of these "no negative comments plz!!" people were just Giant Bomb staff under made-up accounts.

I'm gonna go dislike some videos on YouTube just for this guy.

kinda proving my point there...

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@AcidBrandon18 said:

I think Brad is autistic.

I think you're an asshole.

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EMBRACE THE HATE BRAD!

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Man, 2 is A LOT easier than this game. Pretty brutal speed on dying.

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@CptBedlam said:

@gladspooky said:

@Red12b said:

@ItsAJackal said:

Dear Brad,

Please learn how to play video games.

Thanks,

Community

Dear It'sAJackal, and the rest of you overreacting entitled idiots.

Please grow up, this shit is getting old.

Thanks,

Duder's with maturity

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if most of these "no negative comments plz!!" people were just Giant Bomb staff under made-up accounts.

I'm gonna go dislike some videos on YouTube just for this guy.

Honestly, you're an asshole.

I'm Vinny btw.

Hi Vinny, Im Jeff

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Awesome video, thanks for making it guys! I really enjoyed watching it and hope to see more like it!

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@Red12b said:

@gladspooky said:

@Red12b said:

@ItsAJackal said:

Dear Brad,

Please learn how to play video games.

Thanks,

Community

Dear It'sAJackal, and the rest of you overreacting entitled idiots.

Please grow up, this shit is getting old.

Thanks,

Duder's with maturity

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if most of these "no negative comments plz!!" people were just Giant Bomb staff under made-up accounts.

I'm gonna go dislike some videos on YouTube just for this guy.

kinda proving my point there...

Okay, Dave.

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@gladspooky said:

@Red12b said:

@gladspooky said:

@Red12b said:

@ItsAJackal said:

Dear Brad,

Please learn how to play video games.

Thanks,

Community

Dear It'sAJackal, and the rest of you overreacting entitled idiots.

Please grow up, this shit is getting old.

Thanks,

Duder's with maturity

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if most of these "no negative comments plz!!" people were just Giant Bomb staff under made-up accounts.

I'm gonna go dislike some videos on YouTube just for this guy.

kinda proving my point there...

Okay, Dave.

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If you came here to watch a perfect playthrough of this game, then you're missing the point entirely.

It's the Brono Trigger endurance run all over again.

And if it bugs you that much, go and play the game yourself.

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@mrcraggle said:

Even when watching this live, Brad made it so much harder than he needed to. The thing that bugged me the most when they played this was that Brad said the game gave no indication for what he was doing against the darkness but it gives tons. When you shoot the darkness, your girlfriend pops up on screen, the bottom corner is giving hints saying to find another way, the darkness taunts you to give in.

Brad also didn't particularly care for using the Darkness. Even just having the Darkness out helps you by reducing damage. I'm surprised that he didn't notice that he died very quickly without vs. with.

That said, he did start getting the game the more he played. Using the powers etc so I'd like to see a part 2 and finish this off.

So would I.

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I stopped playing this game at exactly the same point.

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I feel really bad for anyone who actually wanted to see how this game plays out and was interested in its story. 
 
It is really hard to make anything out over the loud and completely obnoxious rants going on about creating some random horror movie while brad is trying to figure out how to play. Its the equivalent of a group of people talking loudly in front of you in the theatres.  
 
Brad clearly needed the help.

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@gladspooky said:

@Red12b said:

@gladspooky said:

@Red12b said:

@ItsAJackal said:

Dear Brad,

Please learn how to play video games.

Thanks,

Community

Dear It'sAJackal, and the rest of you overreacting entitled idiots.

Please grow up, this shit is getting old.

Thanks,

Duder's with maturity

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if most of these "no negative comments plz!!" people were just Giant Bomb staff under made-up accounts.

I'm gonna go dislike some videos on YouTube just for this guy.

kinda proving my point there...

Okay, Dave.

Are you really that much of a loser? Like, really??

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Miscellaneous comment supporting or insulting Giant Bomb!!!