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EverQuest II Now Even Less Appealing, Thanks to New Voice and Facial Recognition Tech

JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THAT FROG MAN'S FACE KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Jun. 1 2012

Posted by: Alex

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EverQuest II

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Edited By Radar

This seems like a Blizzard's April Fool joke. Blizzard's joke is SOE's reality.

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Role playing is back!!

Also, I don't trust that dude's constant smiling.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh god man, how can he look so straightfaced. That disgusting smile combined with trying to sell us on a freaky fucking frog was just perfect.

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You won't be "seeing" us in Norath, it's still our characters face. Marketing slogan failed.

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RIGHT, SEE!? lmao that was funny and i wanna try it!

Every time i see a female character in-game im gonna be like...

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@NegativeCero said:

This just looks bad and that guy was way too excited for this.

I'd be way more excited if he did something like this:

My thoughts exactly.

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Edited By MrMazz

The real question you should be asking yourself is Why the Fuck are you playing EQII?

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So now MMOs will have deadeyed characters with thousand yard stares. Clearly a much needed improvement.

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Edited By PurplePartyRobot

Yes! Voice modulation in an MMO! Now I can finally role-play as a robot-sounding orc, or a robot-sounding gnome!

Actually, the idea of a roborc or a robognome sounds interesting.

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June Fools!

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1: Find some players with lots of gold and gear to spare.

2: Make an :O face.

3: ?????

4: Unlimited gold and gear!

It's fool proof guys!

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Edited By citizenjp

Terrifying.

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Edited By Niceanims

RIGHT? YA SEE?? Please come play our game again!

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Edited By gonzosnot

I actually thought this was a prank when I saw it yesterday.

Nah, it's no prank, just disturbing.

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Edited By ShartCarbuncle

It's smart to use an existing game as a test platform for this kind of thing. I'm sure the plan is to use it in an upcoming game if they manage to implement it well and get a good response in EQ 2.

It's goofy as hell, but also kinda neat. Also, as terrible as EQ 2 is, I do like those frog guys.

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Edited By cookiemonster

The way the frog guy just opens his mouth when he is talking reminds me of the Here Comes Your Man video by Pixies.

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The video froze at this exact moment.

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I love how the frog character is not even making the same face as him.

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Edited By IClavdivs

Looks like a pre-pubescent girl did his make-up.

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Edited By WrathOfBanja

Its like John Travolta and Mike Myers had a baby...

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@tentaclesex: Yeah, I think it is a really good idea. In the right kind of game this could be a really fun featuer.

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Edited By zaccheus

God I hate that thumbnail. I refresh this page like every 10 minutes and for a whole day that thing has come up. Drives me crazy. :>

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Edited By Johnny5

I ... I .... *starts sobbing uncontrollably* I don't even like Everquest but this... this is too much.

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Edited By Jinto

Dude is way too enthusiastic.

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Edited By Nintendude

@Jinto: Exactly what I thought. Who would be so easily influenced that this amount of enthusiasm seems normal?

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Edited By forestofdeath

Literally all I could piece together from the facial recognition was "Dub dub dub dub"--get on this for the new StarFox, Nintendo.

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This would've been a great April's fools day video.

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Edited By EchoEcho

Holy shit this guy is really excited. Maybe if I found RPing in an MMO even remotely enticing I would be too? I have never found them to be an environment very conducive to roleplay, personally.

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I'm having a minor panic attack thinking about what it must be like to be the creative director for the Everquest franchise.

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Edited By t1mpl4r

Honestly I'm kind of excited about this. It adds a certain (all be it janky) amount of immersion I feel every mmo needs. Good on em for advancing the genre in some way.

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I think it's actually an interesting idea, but it seems hard to implement well

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Edited By Pibo47

I could seriously care less about any of this shit. Also, that guy was the EPITOME OF NERD.

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Edited By Meowshi

Uh, this actually very cool for people who are actually interested in the "role-playing" idea of MMOs.

And Alex, how about you write a normal damn article title for once.

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I'm pretty sure the Everquest II dev team is now made up of this guy, his mail-order Ukrainian bride, and a Cambodian man who thinks this will earn him a green card.

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Somebody read Ready Player One.

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Edited By MakoTitan

He seems genuinly excited about it which ultimately means I don't care. I'm sorry...that was mean...

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Edited By Roger_Klotz

My webcam on my laptop can do the exact same thing...but instead I can be Abraham Lincoln...I win.

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Edited By zaldar

everquest 2 doesn't interest me because it isn't the kind of mmo I like not enough story for me but this is actually pretty cool really helps immersion.

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@Pibo47 said:

I could seriously careless.

Why would you do that?

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That was fucking horrifying

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:|

:0

:|

:O

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Edited By MoronBhndWheel

does anyone remember the voice changing when Xbox live first started. It was stupid and no one respectable used it. Why bring it back and fail again?

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Edited By korwin

While this looks like a smoking hot piece of shit... it does have to potential to have an impact in other games.

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@Jinto said:

Dude is way too enthusiastic.

Yeah it really makes me want to stab him in the face uh uh uh uh uh .

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@Pibo47: *couldn't care less as in, 'I could not (couldn't) care any less about getting this euphemism right

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Edited By Icaria

That actually seems like some of the least contrived use of the technology I've seen. Combined with proper voice recognition and you could conceivably never press a button or use a dialogue wheel again, which could do a lot for the medium.

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WTF?!?!?!!??! hahahahhahahah LOL

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That guy is gross. Not talking about the frog.