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Giant Bomb Instructional Video Series: Earthquakes!

How to behave during an earthquake: Drop! Cover! Hold On! Harass Your Coworkers!

Mar. 29 2012

Cast: Dave, Jeff, Brad

Posted by: Jeff

In This Episode:

Earthquake

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Damn, is that a 32" Panasonic DT30 on Brad's desk? Dropping a grand on a TV that size is baller status.

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I heard Homer Rabara's amplified voice. Hope we see more of that guy around.

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@Perrin said:

I am loving all these stupid "Life at CBSi" videos. It should be an on-going site feature.

i agree 100% these silly videos are awesome.

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Where is Ryan in all these videos?

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@Death_Burnout: Maybe you are right...

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Chaos!!!

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And this is just the beginning...

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Aw man that workspace is a bummer for Dave..

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Dragon lamp should be the new site logo

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The engineering bay is super dark, all is as it should be.

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We have these drills every month at work and we need to take them seriously or we get written up! I know nothing can compare to the real thing, but everyone was like "Meh, another drill". THEY ARE ALL DEAD!

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Vinny is going to need a much bigger bugout bag now...his whole disaster scenario has taken a serious left turn.

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I love Dragonlance TOO!

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They're all dead...

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Need the deets on Dave's Dragon Lamp! That thing is awesome.

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Edited By Jackel2072

i can see the follow up e-mail now  
 
Dear CBS employees please take the Earthquake drills seriously, DO NOT video tape them, DO NOT run up and down the hall screaming "WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE"  Also please respect the privacy of your fellow employees, DO NOT go through their mail without consent. blah blah blah 
 
LONG LIVE THE CEO 

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Dude no fair the coders don't have any console near ... oh right they're coding not playing games what a job!

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@Grillbar said:

wow homer is still there. diddent know

We better see some damn Homer integration on this site- that man is amazing.

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@jimlanzone said:

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In case anyone was wondering, I saved myself thank you very much.

At least someone is still alive to build a memorial. You and Luchadeer/Dave's lamp can reform both sites as GiantSpot.com.

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I am loving all these stupid "Life at CBSi" videos. It should be an on-going site feature.

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Triangle of life

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I will mourn the death of Shaun McInnis and Brad Shoemaker, who perished in the great earthquake drill of 2012. :'(

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Edited By Thoseposers

Did anyone else notice what was on dave's screen? a possible navigation redesign?

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@wrathofconn said:

@DSale said:

Yeah...... still not crazy about GB moving to a big corporate office. You guys need to get rid of those desks entirely and seriously redesign your work space. Set yourselves apart!!!

Yeah, they never sat at desks in either of the other offices! What the fuck!

His point is that each of their previous offices had a ton of personality, the second was a god damned speakeasy, but now they're in a white washed cubicle farm.

Whatever. At least the site isn't being bent over and sodomized like Tested.

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In case anyone was wondering, I saved myself thank you very much.

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Brad falling is perfect. I also love his cavalier attitude towards other people's mail.

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Lol at the Brad fall.

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RIP Shaun McInnis. He would be dead. But my favorite part is right after that when Brad falls over dead because he was not under his desk.

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The hilarity continues UNABATED!

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@DSale said:

Yeah...... still not crazy about GB moving to a big corporate office. You guys need to get rid of those desks entirely and seriously redesign your work space. Set yourselves apart!!!

Yeah, they never sat at desks in either of the other offices! What the fuck!

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That window is extremely unsafe for pets or toddlers.

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Was that tmux? I only run screen when tmux isn't available these days too.

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I think I'm digging the GB crew living inside of a huge corporate environment. They're like a rebel insurgency. :D

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Edited By Baal_Sagoth

Most excellent. This is the view of the office I wanted. Only one questions remains: what did these fools do in the dark times before rogue security? Completely naive about tsunamis and snake attacks, so unsafe.

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Wow, Brad did a really good job at 04:30

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So many new people D:

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Oh god, please record the rogue safety team performing a snake attack drill.

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Whose Skid Row poster is that?

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I'm glad there are some people at Giant Bomb still sheltered from the harsh natural lighting of our planet.

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Samurai Showdown ftw!
 
And I see Dave and Drew reignited the dungeon from WM offices nicely.

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A series ?? OH GOODY !

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THANK YOU for this video.

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@Bummey said:

Everyone knows engineers need their salt licks, but do they really need that many?

Damn unions!

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Everyone knows engineers need their salt licks, but do they really need that many?

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More of these!

Oh man, so great seeing all the old guys.

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4:30 lol

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This was the funniest thing I've seen on GB in a long time. Being in the office for only two weeks and yelling at other people while publicly disregarding a safety drill yourself, and filming it. Best of all, it's Jeff himself not giving a fuck after just having sealed the most important business deal in his life. This is why I pay for this site.

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Love random vids like these.

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Those floor windows are pretty awesome since, I believe, keeps noise from the outside down low, but they're still pretty scary. Also, best day and way to show around the office.

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I also love DragonLance Bradley.