Death_Unicorn

I sit here, in this hall of kings, surrounded by magistrates and nobles ravished in splendor, but I sit knowing I'm nothing but a fool...

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    I sit here, in this hall of kings, surrounded by magistrates and nobles ravished in splendor, but I sit knowing I'm nothing but a fool...
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    False promises and broken dreams.
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    I am tweeting things. tweet tweet
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    Soon I'll be starting college. I feel so unprepared...
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    What's long and hard and full of semen? Tom's dick! #hondacivictour
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    I would love some of that #gears3beta
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    Just nominated Whiskey Media for Most Promising New Company http://mash.to/2ImZn #MashableAwards
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    DaWg
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    Summer homework is such a buzzkill.
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    Having the Deadly Premonition Whistle theme stuck in your head is not bad at all.
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    "Organics do not choose to fear us, it is a function of your hardware."
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    Mass Effect 2 in less than 2 weeks!
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    Got my friends to rage in Gears of War 2
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    I am about to write the most eloquent, and inspiring tweet ever. It will shake continents, and move minds. Wait... darn you 140 word limit!!
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    Was playing Gears of War 2 and sucked at it.
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    Bored out of my balls...
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    Hoping school will never start...
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    Wishing Christmas wasn't over...
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    Probably going to spend the whole night watching E3 press conferences.
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    BEAT KLUNGO SSSAVES TEH UNIVERSE!!!

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