Meet The Actual Crew of Mass Effect 3

HEY GUYS IM JESSICA CHOBOT I PLAY VIDEO GAMES TOO

They're really laying on the T&A, arent they?

I'm afraid this is going to be horrible.

Sad that it took losing respect for Jessica Chobot to realize that I had some respect for Jessica Chobot. This isn't what journalists are supposed to do. Also, each revealed decision for this game pinches me with its cynicism. I want this game to be awesome, but the message every piece of its marketing is "Warning: Do Not Pre-order."

@Death_Burnout said:

@CitizenJP said:

Well...I'm gonna replay ME2 now. lol.

I have to finish my second playthrough to get ready for it! Isn't fucking amazing how all 3 of these games can be played in sequence and carry through to one another? i still think that is blindingly awesome.

And so is Keith David's FUCKING SHIRT!

Exactly! This would be my 2nd play-through actually. ME is probably one of my favorite sci-fi universes maaan so good! >_<

It really is amazing to just sit down and get through em. ME1..ME2...amazing. Can't wait for 3!

Wow, Jessica Chobot looks terrible in the actual game. My God.

I don't know why and I can't believe it has come to this, but I'm not excited for ME3.

@Degringolade you and me both. I don't even know man, I just don't even know.

Seth Green... we meet again...

the reason why I decided not to finish ME2 and skip ME3...

no regrets.

Chobot's character looks as bad as she does in real life. First we get James Vega, now Diana Allers.

WTF IS THIS SHIT?! JERSEY SHORE IN SPACE?

Give me some hard-ass, lead-biting mu'fukkas like Zaeed, Legion or Thane and the rest can go f**** an Elcor for all I care.

@all the Jessicontrarians:

This fat, bald geek can only dream of a date with the witty, articulate, and beautiful Ms. Chobot.

Sour grapes, guys, sour grapes.

Some of these people seem to have no idea wtf they're talking about. Looking at you, Prinze and Chobot.

Hey I obviously don't play video games but I worked on this game so you should buy it!

Jessica Chobot in Mass Effect 3?! What a dismal bit of news. I thought it was just a really lame joke, but the trailer seems so serious.

I wonder, if the fans get pissy enough, if they'll offer a Chobot-less version...

Dear god, are they kidding me with Chobot? I call Ethnics violation right there!

Also, first chance I get, renegading and kicking her the hell off of the ship. I want serious characters, not some floozy who licks PSP and gets job offers and awesome stuff!!!11 for it. Seriously, WTH.

This makes me sick! Soon enough i'm going to see Mass Effect 3 at the grocery store check out on a cover of Star right next to "Kim Kardashian eats a couch"

Get this out of my life! All these actors (except may be Seth Green...) are just lying.

@Erunamo said:

Some of these people seem to have no idea wtf they're talking about. Looking at you, Prinze and Chobot.

Character-driven action game, it's just never been done before!

I could care less about some weird internet lady that kinda doesn't deserve a spot in that game. KEITH. DAVID.

Let me say this again in case this text wasn't loud enough...

KEITH. DAVID.

@all the Jessicontrarians:

This fat, bald geek can only dream of a date with the witty, articulate, and beautiful Ms. Chobot.

Sour grapes, guys, sour grapes.

@2HeadedNinja said:

@Whizbang said:

I feel bad for these people because they don't realize how terrible the game they're in is.

And Bioware's Potato Face technology does strange things to Jessica Chobot.

wtf? So ... you already played the game? And why are people so damn negative? Just because there is someone in there as a voice actor you dont like? ... geez

Because for a while now between the GB crew and the comunity it is cool to hate EA, Bioware and anything linked to either of them and i don't expect it to stop anytime soon, its one of the reason i consume less GB every day because its just becoming a very negative place for certian things and if things still feel the same to me come membership renewal time i most likely won't pony up again. My persoanl opinion is that it all started with Jeff being butt hurt over BF3 and stuff that took place during review time frame. And if Jeff pull's rank and reviews ME3 it will be a 2 or 3 no matter how good the game is, but i am not expecting a lot of positive coverage of the game either way here at GB.

@revel said:

This makes me sick! Soon enough i'm going to see Mass Effect 3 at the grocery store check out on a cover of Star right next to "Kim Kardashian eats a couch"

Get this out of my life! All these actors (except may be Seth Green...) are just lying.

Was it a full couch, or a loveseat?

Had no idea who Jessica Chobot was until someone said she was the... lady... that licked the PSP. Probably not a person you see much of being a PC gamer. The only time I'd heard of her was when someone posted a gif of her licking a PSP on GAF.

Jessica Chobot has said on her blog that the part she played in ME 3 was A VERY SMALL ROLE, so calm down people.

@2HeadedNinja said:

@Whizbang said:

I feel bad for these people because they don't realize how terrible the game they're in is.

And Bioware's Potato Face technology does strange things to Jessica Chobot.

wtf? So ... you already played the game? And why are people so damn negative? Just because there is someone in there as a voice actor you dont like? ... geez

Because for a while now between the GB crew and the comunity it is cool to hate EA, Bioware and anything linked to either of them and i don't expect it to stop anytime soon, its one of the reason i consume less GB every day because its just becoming a very negative place for certian things and if things still feel the same to me come membership renewal time i most likely won't pony up again. My persoanl opinion is that it all started with Jeff being butt hurt over BF3 and stuff that took place during review time frame. And if Jeff pull's rank and reviews ME3 it will be a 2 or 3 no matter how good the game is, but i am not expecting a lot of positive coverage of the game either way here at GB.

Did not realize that EDI is voiced by Tricia Helfer, AKA Cylon Number Six in the new BSG.

Now I know why I liked EDI so much.

BRO-HAWKS AHOY!!

pass.

@kiapurity: Thank you.

Whaaaaat, Freddie Prinze Jr. surprised to see him in this

Where's Miranda? And why all the hate against Chobot???

how is shepard's voice actor not in this? wtf

@deltaalphabravo:

yvonne strahovski from Chuck. She is Awesome.

@Kiri90 said:

"Say hi to Sloan for me."

(kudos to whoever gets the reference) ;)

Ever since Entourage I can't see Seth green without wanting to punch him in the face

@DeanoXD said:

Because for a while now between the GB crew and the comunity it is cool to hate EA, Bioware and anything linked to either of them and i don't expect it to stop anytime soon, its one of the reason i consume less GB every day because its just becoming a very negative place for certian things and if things still feel the same to me come membership renewal time i most likely won't pony up again. My persoanl opinion is that it all started with Jeff being butt hurt over BF3 and stuff that took place during review time frame. And if Jeff pull's rank and reviews ME3 it will be a 2 or 3 no matter how good the game is, but i am not expecting a lot of positive coverage of the game either way here at GB.

Wow you have a gift man. Hey, could you let me know what KOA:Reckoning and SSX will be getting as well depending on who reviews the game? Thanks duder.

FREDDIE PRINZE JR?! YES!

I do not like this James Vega character. Why is it the more I see of ME3 the more it looks like it's trying to become/market itself to the Gears of War audience? Both of these new characters are the worst. I don't want more boring humans in my party. They should be making more characters like Thane and less characters that look like Jersey Shore rejects.

I'm pretty happy they aren't trying to pass these games off as RPGs anymore. Nothing wrong with where they're going with it, although I would really like to see an action-RPG more like the first game set in the same universe again.

Also the new characters look kind of dumb but whatever. I'll still happily play it.

Mmmm, Tricia Helfer.

I started cracking up when I saw Keith David. Also, I think his spine is broken judging by that posture.

@DeanoXD said:

@2HeadedNinja said:

@Whizbang said:

I feel bad for these people because they don't realize how terrible the game they're in is.

And Bioware's Potato Face technology does strange things to Jessica Chobot.

wtf? So ... you already played the game? And why are people so damn negative? Just because there is someone in there as a voice actor you dont like? ... geez

Because for a while now between the GB crew and the comunity it is cool to hate EA, Bioware and anything linked to either of them and i don't expect it to stop anytime soon, its one of the reason i consume less GB every day because its just becoming a very negative place for certian things and if things still feel the same to me come membership renewal time i most likely won't pony up again. My persoanl opinion is that it all started with Jeff being butt hurt over BF3 and stuff that took place during review time frame. And if Jeff pull's rank and reviews ME3 it will be a 2 or 3 no matter how good the game is, but i am not expecting a lot of positive coverage of the game either way here at GB.

Yeah no sorry, after the Mass Effect 3 script leaked it basically sealed its own fate as equal to or less than Dragon Age 2. The end of the game apes off of Deus Ex for christ's sake. If it gets more than a 1 I will be surprised, whether or not Jeff "DeanoXD's personal vendetta personified" Gerstmann reviews it or not.

Also it's really easy to hate Bioware for Dragon Age 2 and their handling of ME3 so far, and even easier as a PC gamer myself to hate EA. So yes that must be very "cool" now go sit with the neeeerrrrrds, us cool people have games to play.

Why is Thane with Illusive Man? Why!?

Really nice vid but I realized at the end that they didn't show Garrus, Tali or Male shephard's actors. Hope they do a followup video for them, maybe with wrex's voice actor too.

@dezvous said:

I started cracking up when I saw Keith David. Also, I think his spine is broken judging by that posture.

hahaha same here.

James Vega is like Bioware asked themselves, "How do we make a character more generic and boring than Jacob?"

@DeXterminator: Personally I think the "hate" comes from the fact that no one expected her. She's not really a know voice actor, nor is she a known actor. Hell, most of us probably know her as "the girl who licked the PSP". She doesn't really have a reason to be there apart from drawing in even more fanboys.

This was a pretty good promo vid. The voice actors seem genuinely excited about the game.

Whenever classy old guys with great voices like Martin Sheen crop up in my video game I am all like: man, I bet this guy thinks video games are still pac-man. He thinks he is voicing blinky the ghost.

Oh goodie Chobot is in mass effect 3?

Sure, that makes total sense. If we are luck, maybe her character dies :)

Jessica Chobot... really Bioware? You just lost my respect.

Jessica Chobot..... seriously... OMG what a joke. I cannot stand her and now I'm stuck with her in a game. Good lord did IGN force pay for her to be in it? Does she lick the Normandy?

Jessica Chobot reveal reaction in ME3 is really ridiculous.I can already imagine all mockery mods on the web when the game is released.

AW FUCK I JUST REALIZED I AM A MASS EFFECT FANBOY. MY OPINION ON THIS SERIES DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE GUYS. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

Jessica Chobot.... Why?