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Posted by emkeighcameron

Man, that book is just.....he's just awesome. Just floatin' around, tripping balls. Wish I had a book like that.

Posted by k_dash

what?
Posted by 100eyes

Reminds me of Bayonetta, without the crazy(fun).

Posted by el_tajij

I'm sold.

Posted by HatKing

That guy is ugly as fuck by traditional standards. 
 
Also she lied, that was not "awesome."
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Posted by Psychosocial

Seems a little meh. It may just be me who's jaded, but I don't think so.

Posted by mustachioeugene

I'll wait for the movie, when the book will be voiced by Morgan Freeman... or Tracy Morgan.

Posted by MarkWahlberg

Isn't this the game with the hermaphrodite protagonist? Because  if it is, the 'nothing is as it seems' tagline takes on a whole new meaning..

Posted by Jost1

That wasn't awesome at all

Posted by Video_Game_King

Can somebody explain the Wiki to me? If I may quote it...
 
NIER is an upcoming Action-RPG game from Square-Enix which features combat, magic and a twisting storyline full of cliffhangers and spoilers. 
 
I shit thee not.

Posted by Griddler

Eh, looks okay for what it is, I won't be buying it though

Posted by fox01313

Looks meh, voice actress definitely doesn't match the young looking character.

Posted by SuperSecretAgenda
@Video_Game_King said:
" Can somebody explain the Wiki to me? If I may quote it...
 
NIER is an upcoming Action-RPG game from Square-Enix which features combat, magic and a twisting storyline full of cliffhangers and spoilers.   I shit thee not. "
So uhh...does that mean it's going to have spoilers for other games in it or somethin'?
Posted by EpicReflex

Absolutely awful.

Posted by Video_Game_King
@SuperSecretAgenda: 
 
No, I'm guessing it has spoilers for itself in the game. Wrap your brain around that mindfuck!
Posted by JeramyGowan

Another failed upcoming game from Square-Enix I take it?  
..Is it just me or did Enix really just destroy every good idea that Squaresoft had out years ago?!  
I really really really hope FFXlll won't be anything like this. eh.

Posted by NinjaHunter

Dude, that book was FREAKING OUT! 
 
Also, who the hell wears a night gown to a fight?

Posted by SuperSecretAgenda
@Video_Game_King said:
" @SuperSecretAgenda:   No, I'm guessing it has spoilers for itself in the game. Wrap your brain around that mindfuck! "
Wait wha- 
 
*Head explodes*
Posted by FunExplosions
@SuperSecretAgenda said:
" @Video_Game_King said:
" Can somebody explain the Wiki to me? If I may quote it...
 
NIER is an upcoming Action-RPG game from Square-Enix which features combat, magic and a twisting storyline full of cliffhangers and spoilers.   I shit thee not. "
So uhh...does that mean it's going to have spoilers for other games in it or somethin'? "
Lol. That's awesome. This trailer: Shit
Posted by Delta_Ass

OMG TENTACLE RAPE

Edited by Cornman89
@MarkWahlberg said:

" Isn't this the game with the hermaphrodite protagonist? "

Yup.
 
Also, tentacle monsters. See where this game is going?
Posted by JackSukeru

For some reason I've gotten seriously interested in this, but only for the story not for the gameplay :/

Posted by themangalist

this is the mehist thing i have ever seen. ever. ever. EVER.
 
just looking at that flat grayish green "grass" floor texture is enough to make me think just how little effort the devs put in this game. It looks like a ps2 game, and probably is the most ps2-looking "current gen" game up to date. Normally if the art direction and design was good the technical stuff could easily be overlooked, but all this looks horribly generic and boring. every bit of it.
 
this is perhaps the only game that could beat quantum theory for mehness. by a couple million points.

Posted by Ryax

this game seems incredibly mediocre. a japanese hack and slash! YAY never head one before.

Posted by Jayzilla

yawn.

Posted by SilentCommando

This is one of the worst trailers I have EVER seen.

Posted by AURON570

I read the sub-heading as "Giant gross tendril monsters and flying boobs". I'm hopeless...

Posted by Catarrhal
@MarkWahlberg said:
" Isn't this the game with the hermaphrodite protagonist?  
You're right; I also remember hearing about that… if only in regards to the Japanese version(s), however.  Regardless, this footage is not at all promising.
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Posted by Jeremy_x
@SilentCommando said:
"This is one of the worst trailers I have EVER seen. "

Only to be beaten by the Dragonage trailers in mehness, that was EA's worst marketing campaign ever!
Posted by natetodamax

No.

Posted by strangeling

*shrugs*

Posted by _Phara0h_

This game looks ugly and not the good ugly like Gears.......

Posted by DeadMonkeys

Oh look, another mediocre action game with bland japanese CG.

Posted by Brodehouse
@NinjaHunter said:
" Dude, that book was FREAKING OUT!  Also, who the hell wears a night gown to a fight? "
Ada Wong?
Posted by Fei

What is this crap?

Posted by EthanielRain

The tendril monster thing looks awesome IMO.  Everything else...not so much.

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Posted by Kintaro

Man those graphics were horricrap.

Posted by pause422

Well that was one of the worst trailers ever.

Edited by vinsanity09

meh, I need to see more but from the little that I saw of this game, it doesn't look that good

Posted by NinjaHunter
@Brodehouse:  That was more of a dress but it was just as ridiculous then too. Well, maybe a little less so because at least Ada looked classy.
Edited by BraveToaster

PS2(ish) graphics. I like fighting big monsters, but something's missing. I'll probably rent on Gamefly.... wait a second... hermaphrodites in this game... fuck that.

Posted by Beforet

Oooh Japan, you and your facination for giant, tendril monsters.
 
In all seriousness, it actually looks kind of interesting.

Posted by Partisan189

Wow the art direction in this game looks pretty bad...

Posted by harinosho

i think I'm gonna get it.. cant judge a game by its trailer.. sometimes... and it has a hermaphrodite in it... something new..

Posted by Ravenousrattler

should of thrown the floating book at it

Posted by Rockdalf

Remember when Square-Enix didn't release bad games?
 
Or wait... wasn't it Squaresoft then...

Posted by Konanda

Still waiting on some actual gameplay but I'm still interested.

Posted by Milkman

Generic JRPGs! My favorite! And with absolutely hideous graphics? SIGN ME UP!

Posted by LiquidSwords

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSA'!
Posted by AuthenticM

This game will suck ass I tell you. It's coming from the Drakengard guys.

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