Look, knives and super scopes are great and all, but when will I be able to cover my gun in Swarovski Crystals and Hello Kitty stickers?
Vergil's got some issues to work out. Fortunately, throwing swords with your mind can be very therapeutic.
Ryan Davis, what do you think of tonight's matchup against the Internet? I'M NOT TALKING.
Long live the Necro Flesh?
THOSE THINGS CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO LIVE HOLY GOD
If you don't care about the plot, just relax, and let Luthor's smooth, dulcet tones carry you away from all your troubles.
And by "launch trailer," Microsoft of course means "launches two weeks from now trailer."
There's breaking the fourth wall, and then there's giddily motorboating it to death while screaming "BOO-YAH!"
Patrick continues his strategy game vision quest while Jeff figures out how to affix horns to his head.
We gather the whole floor together to check out this week's releases, both large and small.
At least, that's what this trailer seems to be implying. No weird blue people, thankfully.
We fill the couch, and our burlap sacks with dollar signs on them, and try not to get hit by money trucks.
Brad and Vinny get their hair did as they fight baddies, find collectibles, and break a few video cards.
This looks, uh...fun?
Until I see a Turtle acquire a pizza to regain health, I remain skeptical of this video game's quality.
Is anyone keeping track of how many times Ghosts 'n Goblins has been resold on various platforms? Gotta be in the hundreds now, right?
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure he's smoking weed through this entire video.
Patrick and Vinny wander though a magical forest in search of Felonious Opponents of Earth.
Jeff's got some problems with his city, and I'm not talking about the nuclear waste next to city hall.
If you guys want to just go ahead and turn this into Mass Effect 4, that would probably be fine with us.
Also provides ample assassination-themed puns.
Before you start comparing this to that OTHER trials game, consider that this game's rider could be in ZZ Top.
Batten down the hatches, hoist the sails, and someone ask the captain why we can't just have a normal Jolly Roger like every other pirate ship!
Vinny continues to make Hong Kong a safer place by using a car with machine guns on it.
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