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Posted by Morningstar

More like Dong Guard!

Edited by Zommunism

Not enough dongs.

Posted by MysteriousFawx

FUS RO DAH!

Posted by DjDonFrancisco

Donguard

Posted by Cheebahh

Interesting, veeery interesting.

Posted by buttle826

vampires!

Posted by ninkendo

Awesome. Can't wait for it to come to PC

Edited by Ramary

Stupid microsoft not letting this on PC

Posted by theimmortalbum

Just.. wish it was on PC already.

Posted by Oldirtybearon

The expansion is pretty great you guys. Roughly 20 hours and change and a whole fucking shit-ton of new stuff.

As it turns out, the main questline is only the beginning of new questing opportunities.

Posted by theimmortalbum

@Oldirtybearon said:

The expansion is pretty great you guys. Roughly 20 hours and change and a whole fucking shit-ton of new stuff.

As it turns out, the main questline is only the beginning of new questing opportunities.

Wait 20 hours of new content? Wow.

Posted by Lifendz

A Quick look without Patrick? YES!

Edited by Vorbis

Those console version load times are ridiculous.

Also, Laura Bailey.

Posted by MAJID

I wish Ryan was on this, if only to hear him repeatedly say: Dawnguard

Posted by Phatmac

@Lifendz said:

A Quick look without Patrick? YES!

You are the worst.

Posted by tphickma

meh...vampires...

Posted by Forkstik

@Lifendz: Don't like Patrick?

Posted by Zacagawea

@Vorbis said:

Those console version load times are ridiculous.

He explained it literally in the first few seconds and it wasn't installed

Eh, what the fuck am I saying, yeah they can get pretty fucking long :(

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Posted by Lifendz

@Phatmac said:

@Lifendz said:

A Quick look without Patrick? YES!

You are the worst.

:(

Posted by BruceBonsai

Man those load times T_T.

Posted by Lifendz

@Forkstik said:

@Lifendz: Don't like Patrick?

He's okay.

Posted by Grondoth

I wonder if there's an okay amount of vampire/werewolf killin'. I'm not playing a White Wolf game here people, being vampires and werewolves got played out in the 90s. If you make an expansion about a group of vampire killers, I expect the main thrust to be killin' vampires.

Posted by PeasantAbuse

I'm really liking this expansion a lot. The new questlines are great, and you can CRAFT ARROWS.

Posted by Joe82

PenisProtector

Posted by 5eNintendan

What's with all the Patrick hate. If anyone should get it, it's Brad. Any quick look he's in makes it 5 times worst.

Thankfully Vinny is in this one and anything he's in is 5 times better. So we're atleast breaking even.

Posted by TheKing

@5eNintendan said:

What's with all the Patrick hate. If anyone should get it, it's Brad. Any quick look he's in makes it 5 times worst.

Thankfully Vinny is in this one and anything he's in is 5 times better. So we're atleast breaking even.

What's with all this hate in general? If you don't like people on the site, stop coming to the site.

Posted by Fistfulofmetal

5 minutes in and i'm already raging because brad cant find the stairs

Posted by Napalm

I assume you have to be a vampire to play this? I don't want to turn into a vampire.

Posted by Fritzerbacon

@5eNintendan said:

What's with all the Patrick hate. If anyone should get it, it's Brad. Any quick look he's in makes it 5 times worst.

Thankfully Vinny is in this one and anything he's in is 5 times better. So we're atleast breaking even.

Grammar police here. It's "worse", not "worst". Sorry, I had to.

Posted by prestonhedges

Only Brad could stare at a map objective where it says "Follow _____" and not know what that means. And didn't he review this game? Like half the stuff you do in it involves following somebody.

Posted by enemymouse

I am now reading about whales. Mind is blown.

Posted by Nephrahim

@TheKing said:

@5eNintendan said:

What's with all the Patrick hate. If anyone should get it, it's Brad. Any quick look he's in makes it 5 times worst.

Thankfully Vinny is in this one and anything he's in is 5 times better. So we're atleast breaking even.

What's with all this hate in general? If you don't like people on the site, stop coming to the site.

This. Seriously, everyone calm the fuck down.

Edited by sear

Looks about what I expected - some nice additions but nothing especially... special. Story-driven DLC + Bethesda = lulz, and I dunno if crossbows etc. are eough to make it worthwhile.

Posted by Aegon

What guard?

Edited by mrpandaman

@Lifendz said:

A Quick look without Patrick? YES!

Can we go on Quick Look without complaining about Patrick? NO!

Good job negative quest points!

Sounds like the narrator from Bastion, Logan Cunningham is one of the VA's.

Posted by Zacagawea

@Napalm said:

I assume you have to be a vampire to play this? I don't want to turn into a vampire.

Definitely not.

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Posted by OldGuy

@TheKing said:

@5eNintendan said:

What's with all the Patrick hate. If anyone should get it, it's Brad. Any quick look he's in makes it 5 times worst.

Thankfully Vinny is in this one and anything he's in is 5 times better. So we're atleast breaking even.

What's with all this hate in general? If you don't like people on the site, stop coming to the site.

I believe the phrase "Welcome to the Internet." is the right one in this situation...

Posted by Death_Burnout

The whole Donguard joke annoys the shit outta me as a British person.

It's 'Dorn' gaurd. Michael Dorn Guard!

Posted by Rirse

Sucks that it still a month off for this expansion pack.

Posted by mbr2

Vampirism does not effect gameplay? wat. You have like an invisible skill tree based on the stage of your vampiriciousness. Also the whole day thing and most NPC are not cool with vampires are also things.

Posted by PAJZ

Brad the Impaler and Vin Helsing.

Posted by prestonhedges

@TheKing said:

@5eNintendan said:

What's with all the Patrick hate. If anyone should get it, it's Brad. Any quick look he's in makes it 5 times worst.

Thankfully Vinny is in this one and anything he's in is 5 times better. So we're atleast breaking even.

What's with all this hate in general? If you don't like people on the site, stop coming to the site.

There are likable people on the site. It's just that Patrick isn't one of them.

Posted by Wiseblood

That's Laura Bailey as Serana.

Posted by HydraHam

I really need to buy Skyrim because whenever i ship it back to gamefly i immediately regret that decision.

Posted by DjDonFrancisco

Brad pulled a serious Brad

Posted by McGhee

For the first time I've lost a lot of respect for Vinny when he said he never really cared for Buffy.

Posted by theimmortalbum

@gladspooky said:

@TheKing said:

@5eNintendan said:

What's with all the Patrick hate. If anyone should get it, it's Brad. Any quick look he's in makes it 5 times worst.

Thankfully Vinny is in this one and anything he's in is 5 times better. So we're atleast breaking even.

What's with all this hate in general? If you don't like people on the site, stop coming to the site.

There are likable people on the site. It's just that Patrick isn't one of them.

And I would completely disagree with that. I come to the site for EVERYONE.

Posted by Kucheeky

I like them all.

Posted by AcidBrandon18

You didn't think they would agro? Really? Come on Brad.

Posted by AncientMecha
Hey guys. Dawnguard.