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Edited by HammondofTexas

I'm suing Giant Bomb for medical malpractice.

Edited by MooseyMcMan

I'm surprised there wasn't already a Quick Look for this game.

EDIT: Oh wait, this is a console version? Weird!

EDIT 2: It should have been "Drews" so it would rhyme better with "news," @unastrike

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Posted by MachoFantastico

"Lungs, there easier to take out in pieces"

Oh Brad.

Posted by Kovski

2 minutes in and Drew and Brad have me laughing really hard :D

Posted by sub_o

Jason, you're fired. Tututuruuu

Posted by AlexW00d

Doesn't seem to control very well with a controller, but man this game is still ridiculous.

Posted by SpiderJerusalem

Aw man, Vinny would have been perfect for this.

Actually...didn't Vinny play this on UPF once? Am I just making that up?

Edited by bigwinnerx

Edited by jimmyfenix

@spiderjerusalem: Yup , Ryan played it as well.

I think Vinny played the Greenlight version while Ryan played the steam release.

Edited by PsychoPenguin

I love how Brad confuses the liver for the heart :D

And yeah, you have to complete all the surgeries in order. The space ones are great but if you can't do one with gravity then you'll never even get close to being successful in space.

They didn't even figure out that you need to cut the veins and arteries holding the bad heart in. :/

Posted by HammondofTexas
Edited by darkjohnny47

Couple of things/tips I have learned while playing this game:

- The finger buttons have analog control, meaning that if you work it right, you can give the one finger salute.

- If you touch the green syringe you become drugged, if you touch the blue one, it cures you.

- If the patient is bleeding you can use the green syringe to stop the blood loss. The blue syringe increases blood loss.

- Co-op has not been implemented yet. There's a trailer on Youtube that shows an August 27th date.

- After each successful surgery you unlock more disks for the computer at your desk.

- There is a trophy for calling Trisha.

Posted by mattgriffin

best deck ever

Posted by Hassun

Well fuck you too!

Edited by forteexe21

Are they better than Dr. Vinny Caravella though? I don't think Brad nor Drew can even remove a steel beam.

Posted by Dethfish

Pack up your stuff Jason, you're out of here.

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Posted by AleeN634

A little disappointed (maybe they didn't know) that they didn't look at the local coop mode. 2 hands are better than one.

Posted by Corvak

Surgeon Simulator exists to remind us why we didn't become doctors, and why the world is a better place as a result.

Posted by Oscar__Explosion

Jason, that was the best deck ever written. Also you're fired.

Posted by darkjohnny47

@aleen634 Local Co-op won't be in until Aug. 27th.

Posted by Vigorousjammer

♪ No Jeff is gonna cure my ill ♫
♫ I got a... bad caaaase of Brad & Drew ♪

Posted by confideration

Nice to see Brad is still brad at games

Posted by SharkCopter

Haven't even watched the video yet but the tagline (?) made my day

Edited by James_Hayward

this game ain't right

Posted by pmurph03

They should have watched the floppy disks on how to perform the heart surgery! Still, this game, hilarious as always.

Posted by Damodar

@mooseymcman: It would rhyme better, but as it is, it better mirrors the lyric the joke is based on

Posted by MooseyMcMan
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Edited by TournamentOfHate

EDIT 2: It should have been "Drews" so it would rhyme better with "news," @unastrike

But "Drew" rhymes with "I've got a bad case of lovin' you.", the lyric to the song it's referencing.

That explosion transition out of the bumper seems so obvious now, it's a keeper!

Posted by MooseyMcMan
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Posted by fartGOD666

Can't take my eyes off that gorgeous deck...

Posted by ibfreeekout

I've always had a mild interest in this game. The hilarity of this video is probably going to push me over the edge, even though it's such a silly game. Great video guys!

Posted by SpaceCouncil

this game is literally impossible

Posted by essi2

Did anyone else catch the Doctor Who reference? :D

Posted by PXAbstraction

Another game in the "Because isn't totally random and broken fun!" genre that I'll never understand.

Edited by KaneRobot

I think that deck line is against the law.

Posted by tescovee

Jason, that was the best deck ever written. Also you're fired.

LOL, I was about to give the man a raise!

Posted by Patchcoat

Dat music...

Posted by TheBlue

Jesus, Brad. Looks like someone slept through Biology class.

Posted by ajamafalous

I'm surprised there wasn't already a Quick Look for this game.

EDIT: Oh wait, this is a console version? Weird!

EDIT 2: It should have been "Drews" so it would rhyme better with "news," @unastrike

That isn't how the song goes, though.

Posted by MachoFantastico

Are they better than Dr. Vinny Caravella though? I don't think Brad nor Drew can even remove a steel beam.

And there wasn't anywhere near enough doctor to doctor conversing.

Edited by endub

The Digital Combat Simulator... of Surgery

Posted by mayooms

who is the son of a bitch that decided to do this quick look? lol

Posted by oppai2

I cannot watch it although it is hilarious. I was never squeamish but this sends me over the edge. Maybe just listen to the audio...

Posted by Rejizzle

That man now has a heart where his lung is supposed to be. He will lead a happy life.

Posted by MachoFantastico

I'm somewhat disturbed that Brad thinks the heart is located at the lower abdomen.

Especially considering his girlfriend is a nurse.

Edited by bboymaestro

@forteexe21 said:

Are they better than Dr. Vinny Caravella though? I don't think Brad nor Drew can even remove a steel beam.

And there wasn't anywhere near enough doctor to doctor conversing.

The Chie Method, eh?

Don't think, feel.

Chie.

Yeah that...that's not the best for the surgery team.

Posted by LarryDavis

Another game in the "Because isn't totally random and broken fun!" genre that I'll never understand.

Uh, just because some people are bad at playing it with a controller doesn't mean it's broken. You can totally finesse it in the PC version. In fact, you have to.

Posted by jackburtonme

Watching this, it occurred to me that I have never seen a successful surgery in this game.

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