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Sean Bean Is Here to Make You Feel Something About Trains

He doesn't necessarily make me feel anything for Train Simulator 2014, mind you. But man, I really want to go hug a heritage unit right about now.

Sep. 25 2013

Posted by: Alex

In This Episode:

Train Simulator 2014

102 Comments

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I guess $1000 worth of DLC buys you Sean Bean for an afternoon.

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I was really surprised to learn:

Sean Bean dies in this trailer, too

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@m16mojo2 said:

Zero comments? Really?

Oops, I must have logged in just as this went up. I wish they showed some gameplay.

I guess it was just too realistic to tell the difference, but the last shot was in-engine.

I'm pretty sure the last shot was outside the train, so it was not in engine.

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Who?

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haha This is the best trailer ever.

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Unlockable Ringo Star?

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Your move Farming Simulator. I want Patrick Stewart and Morgan Freeman telling me how they grew up together on a farm, working the land and discovering life's deepest truths through the miracle of agriculture.

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My girlfriend commented: "Show his fucking face. Actually, show his ripped body dripping with sweat, and I'll get on any fucking train in the world."

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@mercanis said:

Calling it: Sean Bean dies at the end of Train Simulator 2014.

That's ok, it's a trilogy. He'll be in the flashbacks.

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Only Sean Bean can make a Train Simulator feel like an epic adventure.

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Eh, I though he did a pretty good job narrating.

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That was... a pretty good trailer.

I think I'll stick to ETS2 for now though. I like trains, but for me the Truckin' life is where it's at.

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WE ARE RAIL FANS! AHHHH!

This really made me feel...

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Wish trains were a thing in the United States. :(

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chills

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@nicklott: Yep, that's the trick. Grab a guy from the North and have him speak softly and slowly about a simulatery-thingy they and others supposedly love. Next Christopher Eccleston is going to narrate a very soulful ad for the new Microsoft Flight Simulator and you will straight up cry.

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Graphics look good...

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I like how this is kind of a 'fuck you' to the people who shit on Train Simulator. It's sort of saying "This is our audience, this is who buys our game, this is who it's made for, and fuck the haters", which I can respect.

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That was one emotional trailer for a game about trains... trains = emotion.

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Despite being a bit ridiculous in it's seriousness, this trailer was actually pretty damn good.

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@mister_v said:

Man, Sean Bean really will do anything for money won't he.

If I ever get offered a VA job, I'd take it. Easy money, man.

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@ptys: Yeah, this would have been great with real time game footage, but its just useless now.

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One does not simply commute by foot to Mordor.

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''Be careful, Preston. You are treading on my dreams.''

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“Winter is coming.”

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"We are rail fans!" ha ha, I'm wondering if he had to do that bit a couple of times due to having to stop himself from laughing his ass off.

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I watched "The 80s: The Decade that made us" just for his voice :D.

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That's cheating.

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I hate trailers with no in game footage... What are you buying!!

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Sean Bean's been involved in VO for a while now, and has been doing O2 adverts in particular for quite some time.

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why do people want a QL, there already is at least one, they are only patching the existing game (railworks) for years

i'm still waiting for my realistic overhead wires & to ease up on the very high single core usage (& therefore low fps)

the most exciting thing for this version is workshop support for entire routes

source: been playing their game since the rail-sim days, but not back in the microsoft train sim days.... speaking of which, hate how microsoft cancelled MSTS2

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At least he survived this one.

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Damn it Sean Bean. Way to make me all excited for a game about trains.

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You grew up with writers, you learned your craft and you learned it well. I grew up with train conductors. I learned how to ride a long time ago.

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"From this day to the ending of the world,

But trains in it shall be remembered-

We few, we happy few, we fans of railroads;

For he to-day that rides this train with me

Shall be my rail-fan; be he ne’er so vile,

This train shall gentle his condition;

And commuters in England now-in-traffic

Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks

That rode with us upon This Damn Train!!"

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@nicklott said:

I believe this is supposed to be a parody of the Forza "Endangered Species" trailer. It's kind of subtle but the similar font treatment and piano bit at the end makes it clear.

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That's a good call, I didn't even think of that but you're totally right. I don't know if its a parody per se since it seems to be way too serious, but definitely influenced.

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Those tracks are showing some spirit!

You know...because there's a game called Spirit Tracks? Work with me, folks.

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Haha that was great. I Sean Bean owed someone at the studio a favor.

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I'd like to believe that he just really likes trains.

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@karkarov said:

@veektarius said:

I want to play a Sean Bean simulator.

No you don't, you already know the ending. You die a horrible death. The only game portion is seeing how long it takes for it to happen!

So basically, you're saying it would be a roguelike.

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I think this was Sean Beans open audition to be on Thomas The Train.

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Final mission is running Sean Bean over as he is tied down on the tracks.

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Did I just watch train porn?

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Calling it: Sean Bean dies at the end of Train Simulator 2014.

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This was just great.

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@nicklott: Yeah I was also thinking old Halo commercials. But honestly I think it works alright if not because I also think it's a little silly.

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I'm about to hit play, and if Sean Bean doesn't die at the end of the video I will surely be disappointed.

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Hot damn, Sean has such a cool voice. Even when talking about damn trains.