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Skyrim's Dragonborn DLC Teaches You How to Train Your Dragon

There's just something about the idea of having a massive, fire-breathing beast between your legs that's so...erotic...I mean powerful! POWERFUL! Ah, crap...

Nov. 5 2012

Posted by: Alex

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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Edited By xMEGADETHxSLY

did it just ask me for my birthday??

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I dunno about going back to Skyrim...

But I do think Alex needs to write the deck for everything from now on.

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@jony2shoes: The idea of Microsoft paying anyone to not publish on another platform is ignorant on SO many levels. Not least of which is the fact that it would be ILLEGAL under the corporation laws of the USA, and they would have their pants promptly sued the fuck off. Timed exclusivity is tip-toeing the line already.

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@jony2shoes said:

i find it incredible that ea and m$crosoft pay money just for game devs to not publish stuff and games for PS3.. incredible how far companies go low.

first of all, this is bethesda, not EA. Secondly, this has nothing to do with microsoft and more with the incompetence of bethesda combined with the split memory pool on the ps3.

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Morrowind?

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i find it incredible that ea and m$crosoft pay money just for game devs to not publish stuff and games for PS3.. incredible how far companies go low.

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@mbr2 said:

It's pretty suspicious that they're taking pc mods and charging money for them without crediting the modders.

Well first off this is all stuff they came up with like a month after Skyrim came out when they had their own game mod jam.

Second, these aren't just mods, there's original art and assets being given out. Jesus Christ they're giving you an island with Morrowind stuff on it.

And third if you want those free mods that work oh so well to fly dragons or whatever else you saw, they're totally still there to download for free.

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When is this coming to PC???

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Jesus fuck yes any reason to get back into Skyrim. Just hearing that music makes me pumped.

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SORRY PS3!

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Looks like it's time to transfer my 360 save to my PC again.

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Skyrim has been out a whole year. Huh.

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Bethesda continue to look bad by remaining silent on the PS3 situation. They know that if they say anything about DLC on 360 and PC, or put any promotional media out there, the PS3 situation is going to come up. Why in god's name did they not plan ahead and say something today, anything, even if it is just "we are continuing to look in the situation". Its like they've gone catatonic.

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Not mentioned in the blurb or video is that it's 20 damn dollars.

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Mythical crotch rockets from the land of dueling kings

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Edited By buhssuht

I'm on motherfucking dragon, YEAAAH

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Edited By butano

Hmmm....do I pick up Dawnguard now, or just reinstall Morrowind with that crazy graphics mod.

My hype meter has been set to maximum with this trailer.

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I like the Morrowind vibe I'm getting from this. Miss that game.

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It's pretty suspicious that they're taking pc mods and charging money for them without crediting the modders.

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Edited By betterinsodapop

This + Macho Dragon mod = good time

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Fuck yes!

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I have the PS3 Version.

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Well there goes the best piece of fanon lore ever written by probably Michael Kirkbride. Just the little bits of Dunmer towns negate the notion that Redoran and Telvanni were annihilated in the Red Year. Oh well, it's still fun to go through, even if now we can't even pretend it's true:

http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/1361197-pentannual-census-of-the-houses-of-morrowind-post-red-year-4e-166/

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This looks pretty cool so hopefully we won't have to wait too long.

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THIS IS SPAR... I AM DRAGONBORN!!!!!!!

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More like Dragonboner.

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Edited By bakumatsu

Great. Now all I have to do is wait one more year for the game of the year edition.

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The trailers always look awesome, then you get in-game and the whole thing just looks so wonky. I know it's not part of the design philosophy, but this game would gain so much from a few cutscenes or scripted animations.

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Holy shit ,i'm so happy Skyrim runs so well on my pc , can't wait for this !

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Eff yeah Netchs! Screw riding dragons I'm going home to Morrowind! (well near it)

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Right on, this looks great!

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Alex I've heard of this convention that seems like it's right up your alley.

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Edited By Mento  Moderator

Sounds like someone has a Skyrim Dragonboner. Maybe if you had a Dongguard, it would be less conspicuous.

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Redoran and Telvanni houses you say ???

I'm sold like I've never been sold on anything ever.

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It's Solstheim. All of this info came out a couple of weeks ago when people disassembled the beta patch.

Kind of annoys me that all the hype seems to be around flying a dragon when the rest of the content is way more interesting though.

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FUCKING SOLSTHEIM YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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Never picked up Dawnguard. Will probably pick this and that up at the same time. Could be a fun winter in Skyrim.

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I'm ready to go back.

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I thought was making a The Rock reference...

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Looks like I'll be buying this.

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Going back to Solstheim! Pardon me while I'll go jerk off to that thought.

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Wow this looks awesome. I don't have any time for Skyrim right now unfortunately but when I do I'll be picking this up for damn sure.

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*EXPLODES FROM EXCITEMENT (casting gory bits of MattGrant on everyone in the immediate vicinity; sorry!)*

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@BasketSnake:

Woah man you rock, thanks! I just redeemed this.

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@AndrewB said:

@Xymox said:

Telvanni architecture. If you're asking "Do you want to go back to Morrowind?" I will reply "Take my money, Bethesda."

This.

They should have called this expansion Rise of the Pack Guar.

Cannot agree enough. They even sneaked some of the ol' french horn into the theme. These bastards know what they're doing.

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@RAMBO604 said:

Is it all of Morrowind? Because I would throw down $30 for a proper "expansion" if it brought back all of Morrowind. Either way please for the love of god be better than Dawnguard.

Just Solstheim.

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Wow. This actually looks really fucking fantastic, can't wait to play it.

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Is it all of Morrowind? Because I would throw down $30 for a proper "expansion" if it brought back all of Morrowind. Either way please for the love of god be better than Dawnguard.

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Telvanni towers! Giant mushrooms! MORROWIND! I guess riding dragons is cool too. Maybe we can get some Highlander-style "eating the soul of another Dragonborn" action too.