Attention spans run wild in this potpourri of forehands, firmware, and fatalities.
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We grab our flute, put our shoulder down, and charge...limp our way back into BioForge.
Who needs The International when you've got pro action as hot as this? #bigplays
Here are just some of the many ways in which you will HIT THAT GUY.
As with all Gran Turismo release dates, assume the possibility for delays is strong. Also, CAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS.
From 2-D Man to Zyklon, every single hero and villain in the DC universe can supposedly be made manifest in this new adventure.
It's coming as both a 3D platformer, and an animated series. Because the kids, they're just crazy for that Pac-Man. Feverish, even.
Patrick and Vinny spend 75 minutes in the box trying to keep prisoners from attacking their toilets.
I've been informed that he's "cool," but also "rude."
By the time this game actually comes out, we may have already seen every level via promotional trailer.
If you're into being constantly on the verge of death for the sake of insane damage and health bonuses, Krieg's gonna be your huckleberry.
Patrick and Drew have arctic flashbacks as they run through the footage that didn't fit anywhere else.
Patrick and Brad inhabit the depths of Moscow once again, this time with freakin' SPIDERS.
This week, we're going International.
Am I the only one who kind of wishes this game was just about pirates doing piratey stuff, completely divorced from the AC lineage?
Of course, it's only coming as a digital release. Do you object? Or are you just glad it's coming out at all?
I'm not really sure we're applying the term "rock legend" correctly here.
Well, 2K declassifies SOME of it, anyway.
May rages on, but we're still excited to sit back, relax, and just enjoy some dang video games.
Heck, I've got no problem with some good, fun, free games! Also, related, Doritos have some ok flavors.
Ryan and Drew go back TEN YEARS to the point in the franchise when things really... revved up.
I still kind of can't believe this expansion exists, but I am absolutely not complaining.
Patrick gets scared stiff! Well, maybe not scared...and more like frozen...he definitely stopped moving.
Things heat up as the gang open Zandronum and fan the pixelated flames of nostalgia.
The same one we saw in Boston! Narrated by the same guy! It's just like you're there!