Unprofessional Fridays 11/14/2014

@skuupin: Technically, the only safe way is to sneeze up your own sleeve. Everything else creates spray.

Why was the audio blanked out for that finger related breaking news?

I genuinely liked Redneck Rampage! Then again I was 7, and it was the first PC shooter I'd ever seen. And I only played the first level. My computer kept crashing after that. Looks horrible!

Man I love the Bully soundtrack.

Rory said the Redneck Rampage avatar looked like Skeeter from Borderlands. I was put more in mind of this guy. Eh, Vern?

I don't like Mario Kart. It's so lame. I don't know how Dan can be into it.

@composite: *cancels download*

T hats a bountiful book Jeff.

God bless Jeff for busting out with some cheat codes.

I guess I should go to the library and pick up Sphere cuz a Dan & Drew book club sounds diesel as fuck.

Ernie Hudson was the bad guy in The Crow, though.

It really saddens me to see the great Reverend Horton Heat let his songs seep into Redneck Rampage.

@bigmess Not just the Reverend, but Beat Farmers, Mojo Nixon - that game had a legit psychobilly/rockabilly/cowpunk soundtrack.

NO HE WAS THE COP.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER SON.

Hearing Jeff talk about The Substitute with such reverence warms my heart. I fucking love that movie.

@calmgamer: hasn't he always been Norwegian Jesus?

only if he mimes it

I remember the D.A.R.E. officer trying to warn us against violent video games by showing us ads for Redneck Rampage.

Same. This was back in 3rd or 4th grade when I thought Duke Nukem 3D was the coolest shit ever. That and Chex Quest.

The bad guy from The Crow was Michael Wincott - also known as your intial partner / the bad guy from Syndicate.

Android people are good at being mad because iOS people are good at pretending only they exist.

Redneck Rampage had a genuinely good soundtrack with several songs by Reverend Horton Heat.

@lestephan: Have you received yours yet? I thought it was supposed to be a week. It's been three! There's no number to call.

Yep, got it in the mail last week. I live in Holland though so Im not that far from where it came from.

I finally got around to downloading Terra Battle and Monster Strike. Thanks, @Drewbert!

Dan enjoying a game about rednecks... Anyone else see the irony there?