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    Alan Wake

    Game » consists of 14 releases. Released May 14, 2010

    When famous novelist Alan Wake goes on vacation with his wife Alice, he has no idea that the idyllic town of Bright Falls will soon be the site of a terrible battle between light and dark that could threaten everything, even Wake's own sanity.

    New Screenshot, trailer coming.......Believe JEFF, BELIEVE !!!!!

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    Max_Chill

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    #1  Edited By Max_Chill

    What now JEFF!???!?!? What noooowww. Alan Wake IS a game, It does exist, It is coming out............Believe

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    #2  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

    Oh neat. It's a coat sim.

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    #3  Edited By jeff

    Will Wright's SimCoat.

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    #4  Edited By jNerd
    Jeff said:
    "Will Wright's SimCoat."
    I forgot about that game
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    #5  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

    I can't wait to download the free Coat Creator and make several outrageous coats. Christ, Will Wright is a genius.

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    #6  Edited By jakob187

    I'm boycotting SimCoat and giving it 1-star ratings on every website for its use of DRM.  =  /

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    #7  Edited By jeff

    SimCoat: Hot Date

    Bring your coat out for a "nite" on the town in this exciting addition to the delightful SimCoat world.
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    #8  Edited By DualReaver
    Jeff said:
    "SimCoat: Hot Date
    Get your coat checked for a "nite" on the town in this exciting addition to the delightful SimCoat world.
    "
    Fixed for funny.
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    #9  Edited By jakob187

    SimCoat: Apartment Life

    Go from college dorm floor to Hamptons coat rack in this thrilling new addition to everyone's favorite coat simulator.
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    #10  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

    I plan on digitally trading my coats mainly with women. Once they see my coats, man. Shit... once they see my coats...

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    #11  Edited By Max_Chill
    Jeff said:
    "SimCoat: Hot Date
    Bring your coat out for a "nite" on the town in this exciting addition to the delightful SimCoat world.
    "
    Laugh it up Jeff, but i'll be laughing when Giantbomb gives Alan Wake a 5 out of 5 and Game Of the Year 09.
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    #12  Edited By BiggerBomb

    Alan Wake does not exisit. Enuff' sed.

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    #13  Edited By jakob187
    DualReaver said:
    "Jeff said:
    "SimCoat: Hot Date
    Get your coat checked for a "nite" on the town in this exciting addition to the delightful SimCoat world.
    "
    Fixed for funny."
    You got balls, kid.
    Luckily, Jeff likes balls.
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    #14  Edited By jeff
    Max_Chill said:
    "Jeff said:
    "SimCoat: Hot Date
    Bring your coat out for a "nite" on the town in this exciting addition to the delightful SimCoat world.
    "
    Laugh it up Jeff, but i'll be laughing when Giantbomb gives Alan Wake a 5 out of 5 and Game Of the Year 09."

    And by '09 you mean '14. But it will lose to Gears of War 5: Marcus My Words or SimCoat 3000.
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    #15  Edited By tmontana1004

    Alan Wake has always been in development. I've asked the staff members on the website and they always say it's in development stage, SO SHOVE IT!

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    #16  Edited By BiggerBomb
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    #17  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

    I hope those Nazis don't crack down on Coarno this time around.

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    #18  Edited By tmontana1004
    Jeff said:
    "Max_Chill said:
    "Jeff said:
    "SimCoat: Hot Date
    Bring your coat out for a "nite" on the town in this exciting addition to the delightful SimCoat world.
    "
    Laugh it up Jeff, but i'll be laughing when Giantbomb gives Alan Wake a 5 out of 5 and Game Of the Year 09."

    And by '09 you mean '14. But it will lose to Gears of War 5: Marcus My Words or SimCoat 3000.
    "
    lol at Marcus My Words
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    #19  Edited By jakob187

    SimCoat: Dane Cook Edition

    o_o

    Also see:  SimCoat: Apartment Pets
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    #20  Edited By tmontana1004
    BiggerBomb said:
    "

    Duke Nukem Forever is going to own this shit!

    "

    Sarcasm?  lol they're two completely different games! I
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    #21  Edited By clubsandwich

    FUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    CAN'T WAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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    #22  Edited By jakob187
    clubsandwich said:
    "FUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    CAN'T WAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
    "
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
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    #23  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
    BiggerBomb said:
    "

    Duke Nukem Forever is going to own this shit!

    "
    Oh come on. Duke Nukem doesn't even wear a coat.
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    #24  Edited By BiggerBomb
    tmontana1004 said:
    "BiggerBomb said:
    "

    Duke Nukem Forever is going to own this shit!

    "

    Sarcasm?  lol they're two completely different games! I"

    I change my mind, Starcraft Ghost is going to be much better during the packed holiday season '0Never
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    #25  Edited By Shasam
    tmontana1004 said:
    "BiggerBomb said:
    "Duke Nukem Forever is going to own this shit"

    Sarcasm?  lol they're two completely different games!"
    Maybe if we get Duke a coat...
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    #26  Edited By weltal
    BiffMcBlumpkin said:
    "BiggerBomb said:
    "

    Duke Nukem Forever is going to own this shit!

    "
    Oh come on. Duke Nukem doesn't even wear a coat."
    Oh?
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    #27  Edited By Systech

    SimCoat: IKEA Home Stuff

    Throw your SimCoat on just about every piece of cheap IKEA product. (Looks Great!)

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    #28  Edited By jakob187

    This is gonna be the hot item this next Christmas, all you fools:

    Automatic best-seller
    Automatic best-seller

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    #29  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
    Weltal said:
    "BiffMcBlumpkin said:
    "BiggerBomb said:
    "

    Duke Nukem Forever is going to own this shit!

    "
    Oh come on. Duke Nukem doesn't even wear a coat."
    Oh?
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    "

    I don't know how he can manage to hold up a gun bigger than his entire body.
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    #30  Edited By jeff

    AND I'M ALL OUTTA COATS

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    #31  Edited By BiggerBomb

    Jeff said:

    "AND I'M ALL OUTTA COATS"


    i c wut u did ther

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    #32  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

    Hail to the coat baby.

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    #33  Edited By TheGTAvaccine

    Coats Online: The crappy online version of SimCoats that nobody played!

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    #34  Edited By jakob187
    Max_Chill said:
    "What now JEFF!???!?!? What noooowww. Alan Wake IS a game, It does exist, It is coming out............Believe
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    HOLD THE PHONE!!!
    ...do a side by side comparison of the guy in the back and a certain GB staffer someone.

    Real quick.

    Jeff...why a Hawaiian shirt and Busta Rhymes jacket?
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    #35  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
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    #36  Edited By Gizmo

    Thank god this game is still alive, I bought a 360 partially for this.

    I love this girl :)
    I love this girl :)




























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    #37  Edited By jakob187

    fail  o_o

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    #38  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

    I'll probably wait until it hits 20 bucks and they release the Lint Brush Expansion before I pick it up.

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    #39  Edited By Win

    Don't forget about SimCoats: Ikea home coat edition.

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    #40  Edited By Gizmo

    Mmm I wonder if the huge delay was re-designing a new game engine?

    The old one looked pretty... old.
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    #41  Edited By jakob187
    Gizmo said:
    "Mmm I wonder if the huge delay was re-designing a new game engine?
    The old one looked pretty... old.
    "
    Uuuhhh....no.  Duh.  They had to wait for the new Fall line to come out.
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    #43  Edited By Dalai

    I simply can't play another coat-based game after my addiction to Coat Store Tycoon.

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    #44  Edited By Vaxadrin
    Max_Chill said:
    "Jeff said:
    "SimCoat: Hot Date
    Bring your coat out for a "nite" on the town in this exciting addition to the delightful SimCoat world.
    "
    Laugh it up Jeff, but i'll be laughing when Giantbomb gives Alan Wake a 5 out of 5 and Game Of the Year 2011."
    Fixed.
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    #45  Edited By Emilio
    BiffMcBlumpkin said:
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    Hail to the coat baby.

    "
    Its time to wear a coat and chew bubblegum!

    Lets have race to see what comes out first. Alan Wake or Duke Nukem Forever.
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    #46  Edited By Milkman
    Jeff said:
    "Max_Chill said:
    "Jeff said:
    "SimCoat: Hot Date
    Bring your coat out for a "nite" on the town in this exciting addition to the delightful SimCoat world.
    "
    Laugh it up Jeff, but i'll be laughing when Giantbomb gives Alan Wake a 5 out of 5 and Game Of the Year 09."

    And by '09 you mean '14. But it will lose to Gears of War 5: Marcus My Words or SimCoat 3000.
    "
    Oh god, I really hope they actually use that name for Gears of War 5.
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    #47  Edited By AttackedCamo

    I still have high hopes for this game. Does that make me a bad person?

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    #48  Edited By Pierce

    I hope that this game comes, but only for one very important reason: TEH OFFICI4L C04T F0RUMZ!!1!one!!11!!!

    FINALLY, a place where I could legitimately talk about the current trends and woes of the Coat Industry and how corrupt officials in the Major Coat Cities (Chicago, New York City, Anchorage, London, etc.) are taking kickbacks while rogue coats roam the streets...
    You wanna talk about solving the crime problems in Sim Coat 3000...

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    #49  Edited By Rorschach
    Jeff said:
    "AND I'M ALL OUTTA COATS"
    Oh, how proud Roddy Piper would be...
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    #50  Edited By Oni
    AttackedCamo said:
    "I still have high hopes for this game. Does that make me a bad person?"
    Me too, so we can be bad persons together!

    But it's good to see coats getting equal treatment in video games, for once.

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