What now JEFF!???!?!? What noooowww. Alan Wake IS a game, It does exist, It is coming out............Believe
Alan Wake
Game » consists of 14 releases. Released May 14, 2010
- Xbox 360
- Xbox 360 Games Store
- PC
- Nintendo Switch
- + 4 more
- Xbox One
- PlayStation 4
- PlayStation 5
- Xbox Series X|S
When famous novelist Alan Wake goes on vacation with his wife Alice, he has no idea that the idyllic town of Bright Falls will soon be the site of a terrible battle between light and dark that could threaten everything, even Wake's own sanity.
New Screenshot, trailer coming.......Believe JEFF, BELIEVE !!!!!
I can't wait to download the free Coat Creator and make several outrageous coats. Christ, Will Wright is a genius.
"SimCoat: Hot DateFixed for funny.Get your coat checked for a "nite" on the town in this exciting addition to the delightful SimCoat world."
I plan on digitally trading my coats mainly with women. Once they see my coats, man. Shit... once they see my coats...
"Jeff said:"SimCoat: Hot DateLaugh it up Jeff, but i'll be laughing when Giantbomb gives Alan Wake a 5 out of 5 and Game Of the Year 09."Bring your coat out for a "nite" on the town in this exciting addition to the delightful SimCoat world."
Alan Wake has always been in development. I've asked the staff members on the website and they always say it's in development stage, SO SHOVE IT!
"Max_Chill said:lol at Marcus My Words"Jeff said:"SimCoat: Hot DateLaugh it up Jeff, but i'll be laughing when Giantbomb gives Alan Wake a 5 out of 5 and Game Of the Year 09."Bring your coat out for a "nite" on the town in this exciting addition to the delightful SimCoat world."And by '09 you mean '14. But it will lose to Gears of War 5: Marcus My Words or SimCoat 3000."
"Duke Nukem Forever is going to own this shit!
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Sarcasm? lol they're two completely different games! I
FUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"FUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!CAN'T WAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
"Oh come on. Duke Nukem doesn't even wear a coat.Duke Nukem Forever is going to own this shit!
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"BiggerBomb said:"Duke Nukem Forever is going to own this shit!
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Sarcasm? lol they're two completely different games! I"
I change my mind, Starcraft Ghost is going to be much better during the packed holiday season '0Never
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:"BiggerBomb said:Oh? ""Oh come on. Duke Nukem doesn't even wear a coat."Duke Nukem Forever is going to own this shit!
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I don't know how he can manage to hold up a gun bigger than his entire body.
"What now JEFF!???!?!? What noooowww. Alan Wake IS a game, It does exist, It is coming out............BelieveHOLD THE PHONE!!!"
I'll probably wait until it hits 20 bucks and they release the Lint Brush Expansion before I pick it up.
"Max_Chill said:Oh god, I really hope they actually use that name for Gears of War 5."Jeff said:"SimCoat: Hot DateLaugh it up Jeff, but i'll be laughing when Giantbomb gives Alan Wake a 5 out of 5 and Game Of the Year 09."Bring your coat out for a "nite" on the town in this exciting addition to the delightful SimCoat world."And by '09 you mean '14. But it will lose to Gears of War 5: Marcus My Words or SimCoat 3000."
I hope that this game comes, but only for one very important reason: TEH OFFICI4L C04T F0RUMZ!!1!one!!11!!!
FINALLY, a place where I could legitimately talk about the current trends and woes of the Coat Industry and how corrupt officials in the Major Coat Cities (Chicago, New York City, Anchorage, London, etc.) are taking kickbacks while rogue coats roam the streets...
You wanna talk about solving the crime problems in Sim Coat 3000...
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