Boring is a bit tough, being quite different from bad. Can't name drop something like Heavy Rain here, or even The Bouncer, which I not only think (,er, think I remember) is Good Actually™ but regardless can't ever be accused of being "boring" anyway, though it does take a Nier: Automata-like level of devotion to seeing all that game has to offer.
But it'd also clearly be boring to name Mass Effect: Andromeda because so many other people are doing it, but boy does that game stick out like a sore thumb amidst all the stuff I've played, especially "to completion". That being said, I did still have fun playing it moment to moment - the combat's alright!
Scrolling through my trophies from PS3-5, I honestly can't say I've even booted many games I'd consider boring, especially not that I stuck through with to the end. So then I thought, surely I could just do a Google such as "mediocre PS2 games" and find something interesting but...no, everyone wants to skip right ahead to "worst" or "underrated". That doesn't work for me!
So then I had to wonder, does my memory really matter? Shouldn't I be able to assume if I played James Bond Jr. for the SNES or Mission Impossible for the N64 in 2021 I'd find those games pretty boring? Possibly, but I definitely played them over and over again as a kid - should I betray my childhood? And just as I remembered something I could nominate, I'd become fascinated enough with the concept of boredom I did the massively boring activity of scrolling through every PS2 game with a Metacritic entry for both nostalgia and research's sake. I found two games:
First up is Syphon Filter 3 for the original Playstation, which wasn't functionally all that different from the first two games and that was kind of the point. The N64 had published cooler future-spy thrillers like Perfect Dark by this point, while the PS2 had existed for nearly a full year and was hosting games like Madden NFL 2002, SSX Tricky, Devil May Cry, Metal Gear Solid 2, Final Fantasy X and...oh, yeah, Grand Theft Auto 3. The original Playstation was stupid and Syphon Filter 3 was for babies.
Second, often spending upwards of 30 minutes trying to pick a game to rent at Blockbuster sure burned a lot of otherwise esoteric video games' cover art into my brain forever!
Then I thought - I should just kill a darling and say it was Zone of the Enders. This is a franchise I will always fight for (can you imagine a sequel on PS5?!) and I've actually replayed the original more than the sequel because I'm an absolute sadist. I can admit the story is completely pointless and the voice acting often anathema to the concept of acting itself, while the mech combat is mostly a lot of button mashing and finger crossing...and I've beaten this game like six times over? That must've felt dull at some point.
But I want to say Assassin's Creed, so I'm gonna. Never have I felt like I saw everything I needed to see from what would go on to be one of the biggest franchises in the world with my very first experience. I played this on a friend's XBox 360 on his parents' brand new big screen HDTV in two seven hour sessions interspersed with bong rips and couch naps and the only thing that was ever interesting about the game was climbing up real high and jumping down real low.
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